Author Topic: My wife's going on vacation... (Read 54915 times)

Four-Eyed Buck · « **Reply #100 on:** May 10, 2006, 08:22:41 PM »

We oughta be able to do ten more pages by then........

Delmonico · « **Reply #101 on:** May 10, 2006, 08:54:02 PM »

It's 11 now.

Ya know he might be the first nudist to cross the Ant-Artic, the yarn might be to trail behind so he don't get lost.

Bet it will cool off his hemi-roids.

litl rooster · « **Reply #102 on:** May 11, 2006, 04:30:07 AM »

He might be nekkid but the "dreadlocks" cover him up.............................................the sounds of the kettle drums start

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Tensleep · « **Reply #103 on:** May 11, 2006, 04:55:48 AM »

Forty Rod nekkid, in dreadlocks...

I best have 'nother double Bushmills, my mind is playin' tricks.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #104 on:** May 11, 2006, 05:09:04 AM »

Heck Sleep have a whole bottle, I'm almost through one an I still kent get thet image outta mah haid!

Mebbe Forty iz related to tha Sasquatch!

Delmonico · « **Reply #105 on:** May 11, 2006, 09:59:01 AM »

Don't ask the Sasquatch, they don't claim that branch of the family.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #106 on:** May 11, 2006, 12:01:21 PM »

Slim

Sod Buster · « **Reply #107 on:** May 11, 2006, 12:44:33 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on May 10, 2006, 10:38:24 AM

But since it's the middle 1880's he's safe from persacution till Ol' Four Eyes becomes President after McKinnley is shot in 1901.

Are you implyin' that he is actually Teddy?

Four-Eyed Buck · « **Reply #108 on:** May 11, 2006, 05:03:45 PM »

If nominated, I won't run.....If elected, I won't serve( What a thankless job, ya gotta be a maso-chist).....Oh, you're talkin' about Teddy( Roosevelt, NOT Kennedy( heaven forbid)).....Four Eyes(D) Buck

Delmonico · « **Reply #109 on:** May 11, 2006, 07:44:54 PM »

TR didn't like being called Teddy and he beat up some cowboy in a Dakota bar fer callin' him Four-Eyes and wantin' coffee 'stead of whiskey.

6 more days till Fortyrod comes home.

Tensleep · « **Reply #110 on:** May 11, 2006, 07:46:44 PM »

Is we got enny Bushmills over at tha bar?

Delmonico · « **Reply #111 on:** May 11, 2006, 07:49:18 PM »

Naw, I throwed it all out, this is now an ESSSPPRRESSSOOO BAR

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #112 on:** May 11, 2006, 07:50:34 PM »

Mebbe he's implyin that tha ghost of Teddy beat up tha nekkid Forty!

Delmonico · « **Reply #113 on:** May 11, 2006, 07:54:03 PM »

Might be, but I'll bet TR stayed away from neccked dancers.

Tensleep · « **Reply #114 on:** May 11, 2006, 08:19:21 PM »

OK, gimme an ESSSPPRRESSSOOO.....

....... with two shots o' Bushmills init!

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #115 on:** May 11, 2006, 08:27:36 PM »

as least neccked dancers with hemeroids and dredlocks

Four-Eyed Buck · « **Reply #116 on:** May 11, 2006, 08:40:20 PM »

Esssspressssooo! Next thing ya know he's gonna be puttin' up potted ferns!( not to be confused with potted meat)........

Delmonico · « **Reply #117 on:** May 11, 2006, 09:52:54 PM »

Potted meat is good, Potted Meat Product is to that as Velveeta is to cheese and margerine is to butter.

I wonder if Fortyrod is going to cover himself with butter or if he's going to cover himself with margerine afore he dances neccked
with Hillary Clinton.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #118 on:** May 12, 2006, 08:51:29 AM »

Del yer really startin ta conjure up some sikinnin images now!

Delmonico · « **Reply #119 on:** May 12, 2006, 09:24:52 AM »

I just got the word, it was on my computor Home Page.

Fortyrod has gave up dancin' he's now sellin' flowers at the airport, neccked, don't worry though, he's painted his body Saffron Yaller.

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Author Topic: My wife's going on vacation... (Read 54915 times)

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