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My wife's going on vacation...
« on: May 04, 2006, 06:40:22 PM »
...for two weeks and says I can come along if I'll take care of the dog.

Bye.
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2006, 06:46:39 PM »
Ya might be better off stayin' home with the dog.  Depends on where she's goin'. ;D
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2006, 07:37:56 PM »
She's goin' to a crochet camp.  Forty has to lug all the baskets of yarn.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2006, 07:44:23 PM »
Cool, he'll have fun and we can carry on in his thread till he gets back. ::)
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2006, 07:47:42 PM »
And he'll wish he never knew us.  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2006, 07:49:52 PM »
Did somebody say Forty was buyin' for tha house again?  :o

Make mine a DOUBLE!!  :P
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2006, 07:50:55 PM »
He's most likely gone now, can't ya see Mrs. Fortyrod leadin' him round carryin' her yarn in on hand and a doggy pooper scooper in the other.  Wonder if she'll have his nose pierced and have a ring put in it so she can lead him 'round. ;D

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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2006, 08:00:25 PM »
Yep, ol' Forty ain' gonna be the same when he gits back.  Poor poor feller.  ;D
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2006, 10:07:10 PM »
YOU'RE ALL GONNA GET THE SLITHERIN' CRAPS AN' TURN BRIGHT BLUE!


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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2006, 01:31:36 AM »
Have a good vacation.

Sheep is gunna mow Yer lawn--too nuting. ;D :o ;D

We'll be spending our time On Da Lawn. ;D

heh, Heh, HEH! ;D

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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2006, 09:29:57 AM »
I bet it's Underwater Basketweaving Camp.  :D Have a great time 40.  ;D

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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2006, 09:35:42 AM »
Maybe a Nudist Crochet camp. ::) :o

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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2006, 09:43:41 AM »
Maybe a Nudist Crochet camp. ::) :o



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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2006, 09:47:24 AM »
There's people readin this thread that could be emotionallly scarred for life by that mental image Del! :o
I was just in the middle of coffee break.  I don't feel like eating anymore. ::) :P


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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2006, 09:52:46 AM »
There's people readin this thread that could be emotionallly scarred for life by that mental image Del! :o


I think that happened long before the ever heared of Delmonico or Fortyrod. ;D
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2006, 10:54:28 AM »
If it is a crochet camp, then this is a skein not a thread!  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2006, 11:25:36 AM »
It could be just a yarn. ;D
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2006, 12:05:07 PM »
Maybe, but at least we're having a ball with it........ 8) ::) ;D
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2006, 12:55:30 PM »
Next thing ya know, Trinity's cat will be playin' with the yarn. ::)
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Re: My wife's going on vacation...
« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2006, 01:16:45 PM »
 ;D :D ;D

Time to saddle up Da Sheep N come down N Batize the lot of Ya. :o

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