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Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #2920 on:** June 21, 2005, 08:24:36 PM »

The knitting is dropped again.

"A flag? What in tarnation are you talking about, Trinity, I've never given you a flag!"

(( <Coughs> That was me. She doesn't know I exist, remember? She thinks she's REAL!

A.L. ))

Trinity · « **Reply #2921 on:** June 21, 2005, 08:35:55 PM »

Trinity instantly recognizes his err and quickly clears his throat and swallows a large gulp of "Recipe". Then he beings to slur: "Why ssssshure you drid! 'Member?" and pretended as though he had the hickups *hic* *hic* *hic*.

He was sure that his award winning performance was going to make the FFG think he was drunk out of his gourd and dismiss his prior comments.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #2922 on:** June 21, 2005, 09:30:58 PM »

His performance earns him a poke with a knitting needle.
"You weren't slurring thirty seconds ago, Trinity. What flag??"

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Trinity · « **Reply #2923 on:** June 21, 2005, 09:40:16 PM »

Trinity has been drinking in earnest now to escape the wrath of the FFG and has in the meantime become incoherent. "Ah zha ffazzz zzzrrragrapl rrazzzhh!"

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #2924 on:** June 21, 2005, 09:51:07 PM »

She stops poking him.

"Dern it, Trinity, yer imagining things again. Delmonico gave you the silver solder, when are you going to use it?"

Delmonico · « **Reply #2925 on:** June 21, 2005, 10:09:19 PM »

Delmonico comes out of his office and out to the porch. "What do you mean I skeered the kid away, I just looked and he's loggen in right now.

If'n a really skeered him da ya think he'd log in, he's just been busy, chasin' that gerl of his'n.

Sides that you dissapered for quit a while and we thought I's skeered you away."

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #2926 on:** June 22, 2005, 09:34:04 AM »

Slim walks out on the porch on his way to milch the cow and check fer eggs. "Did y'all schlopp Stoney's hawgs yet?"

Delmonico · « **Reply #2927 on:** June 22, 2005, 09:48:19 AM »

Stoney took care of them himself, he's showed back up.

By the way have you seen my bottle of castor oil Slim, ya noticed he didn't bring me no present. Must a forgot I was here, so I'll make him remember.

I haven't seen it since I slipped him that big dose yesterday.

Fact is I ain't seen him and he's not in the Wedgewood throne room.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #2928 on:** June 22, 2005, 10:13:02 AM »

"Nope, I haven't seen the castor oil. Wonder where Stoney is hidin'?"

Delmonico · « **Reply #2929 on:** June 22, 2005, 10:38:08 AM »

Well with the big dose I slipped him yesterday ya might check the outhouse.

I hope that poor back-easterner ain't out on the prairie lookin' fer a tree to poop behind. He'll have a long miserble ride.

Trinity · « **Reply #2930 on:** June 22, 2005, 11:52:59 AM »

Quote from: AnnieLee on June 21, 2005, 09:51:07 PM

She stops poking him.

"Dern it, Trinity, yer imagining things again. Delmonico gave you the silver solder, when are you going to use it?"

Trinity points over at his saddle which has been decorated with the entire spool of silver solder material.

....It's flashier than the one the electric horseman had, and this one doesn't even have ee-lectricity.

Trinity · « **Reply #2931 on:** June 24, 2005, 08:38:00 PM »

Trinity wakes up slightly hungover, but finally sober. He looks around and cannot find anyone. He finds some of the FFG's coffee on the stove which had long since been extinguished. The coffee is cold, thick and very black. He drops himself a cupful and swallows the sludge.

Perplexed why he can find no one around, he suddenly remembers hearing something about the FFG going off to Maryland to try out the new wand holster that Stoney gave her. (He had declined travelling with her because to him that was just too far nawth.) He wondered if the rest of the crew went with her.

litl rooster · « **Reply #2932 on:** June 26, 2005, 03:28:25 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on June 24, 2005, 08:38:00 PM

Trinity wakes up slightly hungover, but finally sober. He looks around and cannot find anyone. He finds some of the FFG's coffee on the stove which had long since been extinguished. The coffee is cold, thick and very black. He drops himself a cupful and swallows the sludge.

Perplexed why he can find no one around, he suddenly remembers hearing something about the FFG going off to Maryland to try out the new wand holster that Stoney gave her. (He had declined travelling with her because to him that was just too far nawth.) He wondered if the rest of the crew went with her.

Nope didn't make it

whipeperin to Trinity,.....It's ok Trinty, you can come up nawth to Virginny, even Mary land, without becomin' a Yankee. There's some of us all the ways up to the Great lakes pard

Trinity · « **Reply #2933 on:** June 26, 2005, 05:04:12 PM »

What's so great about them?

litl rooster · « **Reply #2934 on:** June 26, 2005, 07:29:00 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on June 26, 2005, 05:04:12 PM

What's so great about them?

Called that, Because Very Big Lakes didn't have a ring to it.

Trinity · « **Reply #2935 on:** June 26, 2005, 08:19:03 PM »

"Pssshht! They kain' be no larger than our lakes in Newbrassky! Silly.

"

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #2936 on:** June 27, 2005, 02:57:22 PM »

Slim rides in with his saddle bags filled with cheese. "Is anyone 'round?"

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #2937 on:** June 27, 2005, 03:07:20 PM »

****POOF*****

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother reappears with a sprinkling of glittering sawdust. She looks relaxed and happy.

"I won the "turn a jerk into a toad" contest with my new wand holster, Slim!"

She gleefully gives him a hug. She likes to hug Slim. Don't ask the author why.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #2938 on:** June 27, 2005, 03:35:41 PM »

"Thanks fer the hug, ma'am. What is the 'turn a jerk into a toad' contest?"

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #2939 on:** June 27, 2005, 04:04:07 PM »

"It's a quick draw contest, Slim. First you have to be able to pick out which are innocents and which are the true jerks, then you draw your wand and zap them. The trick is that if you change an innocent, he or she will become a five inch amphibian (ten second penalty). If you get a real jerk, there's no change in appearance, they just start saying "ribbet."

She smiles and helps to put away the cheese.

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