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[Stoney Pete]

Stoney rides back to the Ranch and right past the FFG and Slim talking about cheese.  He sees Trinity occupying his usual positon of passedout.  From the smell eminating from the house Stoney decides to mind his business and refuse any offers of food.

After tending to his horse he checks on his pigs.  Surprisingly they're still there and none the worse for ware.

Without saying a word he walks on the porch, pops Trinity's cork and down's a swig, then replaces the jug in Trinity's arms.  Holding his breath he walks through the kitchen and upstairs to his room.  The pink and frilly's are still there.

Stoney lays on the bed and is asleep within seconds of hitting the pillow.

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Was that Stoney that just went in the house? Wonder where he's been?"

[Stoney Pete]

After a brief nap, Stoney gets up and removes three gifts from his saddle bags and walks back out on the porch.

He hands a package to Slim, the FFG, and to Trinity.  I picked these up in town.  It's my way of thanking you for being so nice to me when I first arrived.

FFG opened hers first.  Inside she found a new holster for her wand.

Then Slim who found an 8" Bowie with stag handle.

Trinity sat up long enough open his.  15 lbs. of jerked beef.

Stoney awaits their response.

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[Silver Creek Slim]

"Wow! Stoney, this is sooooooooooooooooooooo unexpected. Thankee very much. I don't have anything ta give ya. Wait, I do. Ya want some genuwine Wiscooooooooooooooonsin cheese?" 

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

(Tried posting three different times and kept getting interrupted by verk. UGH!)

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother releases Slim from her death grip hug to embrace Pete in one just like it.

"I'm so glad you are back, I was getting worried....Oh, look! A present!"

(Author's note: Yep, I like presents almost as much as the Frumpy Fairy Godmother does...)

"It's so beautiful, Pete, and look, the inside is lined so I can QuickDraw!"

She flicks out her wand so fast it nearly whips through the air, leaving a scattering of glittering sawdust on Trinity's prone body. She reholsters, then whips it out again and this time, along with the sawdust, a spark flies from the end of it. "Nice!"

Unknown to everyone there, the spark flips into Pete's room, changing all the pinks to neutral earth tones.

[Trinity]

Trinity looks at the jerkey handed him.  "Why, Ah don' know what to say!  You done give me mah fav-o-ryte thang 'sides bacon.  Thankee much ole pard!" 

With that he begins to chew, and chew, and chew...

[Delmonico]

Trinity gets a knife and whacks off a hunk of cheese.

<Yes I said it, Trinity cut the cheese.>

[litl rooster]

Trinty how bout sharin the Jalpeno's

[Delmonico]

Be carefull lil rooster, them peppers look to thin ta be Hal-a-pee-nose, they look like Serrenos to me and a bit on the hotter side.

[litl rooster]

Be carefull lil rooster, them peppers look to thin ta be Hal-a-pee-nose, they look like Serrenos to me and a bit on the hotter side.

Not too worry Del......I've got milk! Habenero's Jalpeno's Serreno's no problemo

[Trinity]

"Hep yosef litl rooster.  Them peppers never walked, an' Ah don' eat nothin' that din't never walk or breathe." 

Stuffs another strip into his mouth.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

We have "Fish" peppers getting ready to bloom in the garden. They're supposed to be hot, anyone ever heard of them?

[Silver Creek Slim]

Be carefull lil rooster, them peppers look to thin ta be Hal-a-pee-nose, they look like Serrenos to me and a bit on the hotter side.

Not too worry Del......I've got milk! Habenero's Jalpeno's Serreno's no problemo

"Don't be drinkin' it directly from the cow like Del does." 

[Trinity]

Be carefull lil rooster, them peppers look to thin ta be Hal-a-pee-nose, they look like Serrenos to me and a bit on the hotter side.

Not too worry Del......I've got milk! Habenero's Jalpeno's Serreno's no problemo

"Don't be drinkin' it directly from the cow like Del does." 

 

[litl rooster]

We have "Fish" peppers getting ready to bloom in the garden. They're supposed to be hot, anyone ever heard of them?

No never heard of them, maybe Del could enlighten us.


Slim there is other ways of drinking Milk?[

"Hep yosef litl rooster.  Them peppers never walked, an' Ah don' eat nothin' that din't never walk or breathe." 

Stuffs another strip into his mouth.

Apparently ya don't need any seasonings on your food...


dem peppers is good for your heart and blood and it's what makes me so mean

[Trinity]

"Hep yosef litl rooster.  Them peppers never walked, an' Ah don' eat nothin' that din't never walk or breathe." 

Stuffs another strip into his mouth.

Apparently ya don't need any seasonings on your food...


dem peppers is good for your heart and blood and it's what makes me so mean

...and you is a mean one!  All that tryin' ta take my rulership away ain' ver' nice!"

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother sets down her knitting to give Trinity a perplexed look. "Ruler of what?"

[Trinity]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother sets down her knitting to give Trinity a perplexed look. "Ruler of what?"

Trinity, wanting to retain some assemblance of manliness, wipes his eyes and tells the FFG about litl rooster's dastardly deeds over at "A true made up tale of the west..."

"...an all Ah was tryin' ta do was hep the young kid out!"  <SIGH>

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

She shakes her head and picks up her knitting once more.

"You boys never could share. I don't know why you just don't form a partnership and stop sniping at each other's backs."

[Trinity]

"It's all Delmonico's fault!  He skeert the kid away an' Ah wanted ta take the thread back over.  Then YOOOUUUU give me a flag an' litl rooster started calling me sire which swailed mah haid.  It all went downhill from there.