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Leo Tanner · « **Reply #10400 on:** November 26, 2008, 08:12:14 PM »

All that matters is that the pecan pie is safe fer now and that the headless bird has at least one bullet in it.
Leo gives up on the rest and heads fer the soddy with pie on his mind.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10401 on:** November 27, 2008, 03:30:33 AM »

Sod Buster goes down in his root celler for some taters and sweet taters for Thanksgiving. He decides to make a sweet tater pie to make up for the cherry pie that Trinity ate half of.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #10402 on:** November 27, 2008, 12:23:19 PM »

Seein' & Smellin' the taters, Trinity grabs the remaining half of the Cherry pie and heads outdoors for some fresh air.

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Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10403 on:** November 27, 2008, 02:47:59 PM »

And another nap.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #10404 on:** November 27, 2008, 09:45:01 PM »

While Trinnity naps, the rest enjoy a Happy Thanksgiving feast with all the trimming. After enjoying seconds on everything, they pack the leftovers for Trinity to take home to his family who must be wondering where he is.....but will all this food make it to Trinity's shack without being consumed first?

The smell of the packaged leftovers brings Trinity out of his nap........

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #10405 on:** November 27, 2008, 09:49:53 PM »

There wasn't much going on at the barber shop so Slim heads out to the range ta check on the beeves.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10406 on:** November 28, 2008, 07:35:24 AM »

Slim notices that beeves are staging some sort of protest march. They're carryin' signs that say "EAT MORE CHIKIN"!

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #10407 on:** November 28, 2008, 03:43:49 PM »

Irish rides up next ta Slim, "now what ya reckon that's all about?"

Delmonico · « **Reply #10408 on:** November 28, 2008, 05:34:58 PM »

While everyone goes to Sodbusters for dinner, Delmonico and Duke eat some summer sausage and cheese as they take a break from chasin' birds out on the praiire.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #10409 on:** November 29, 2008, 07:12:42 AM »

Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on November 28, 2008, 03:43:49 PM

Irish rides up next ta Slim, "now what ya reckon that's all about?"

"I'm not sure."

Trinity · « **Reply #10410 on:** December 03, 2008, 06:09:52 PM »

Trinity makes his way back to his home. Sod Buster had him worried with all the talk about his family. He realized that he hasn't seen them since he went to town a month ago to tie on a drunk.

On the way to his cabin, Trinity decides to lighten his load and eats half of the food in the pack, starting with the remainder of the cherry pie, which he had hidden from everyone else.

A little further down the path, Trinity eats another half of the pack's contents.

With his cabin within sight, Trinity stops to eat again half.

Q: How much food is left?

...

A: The veggies that Sod Buster slipped in.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10411 on:** December 03, 2008, 07:09:59 PM »

Trinty doesn't want to hurt Sod Buster's feelings, so he buries the vegetables in a shallow unmarked grave on the side of the road. He continues on his journey home.

Trinity · « **Reply #10412 on:** December 03, 2008, 07:15:53 PM »

... but Trinity didn't say any words over the grave. Nope, none at all.

Delmonico · « **Reply #10413 on:** December 03, 2008, 07:16:11 PM »

And that night when the moon came out, so did the vegatable zombies.

Trinity · « **Reply #10414 on:** December 03, 2008, 07:18:51 PM »

Trinity's WORST nightmare!

Delmonico · « **Reply #10415 on:** December 03, 2008, 07:27:06 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on December 03, 2008, 07:18:51 PM

Trinity's WORST nightmare!

I can think of worse:

Trinity · « **Reply #10416 on:** December 03, 2008, 07:36:09 PM »

"Who in tarnation!?

"Sherlene! Ah thank yaw mothah's come ta visit!"

Delmonico · « **Reply #10417 on:** December 03, 2008, 07:42:57 PM »

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #10418 on:** December 03, 2008, 07:56:59 PM »

While wandering back ta the ranch on the trail, leo is accosted by a large groop of evil mutant zombie veggies. He figguers he is done fer than remembers that due ta a shortage of lead his last batch of bullits were casted outta a bunch a silver double eagles he inadvertantly tripped over while cleanin up around the ranch.
"Die spuds of satan". The only thing louder than gunfire is a scream from down the road that sounds distinctly like it come from Trinty.

Delmonico · « **Reply #10419 on:** December 03, 2008, 08:09:02 PM »

Leo don't realize you can't kill zombie veggies that way, they only re-in-car-nate inta sumthin' worse.

And worst of all:

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