Leo runs the cammel at all get out towards the ranch. He knows of one place ta serve as the ultimate bomb shelter, he been down there before.
As he comes ta the clearing of the mutant veggie masacre he sees strange cocoons hatching in the trees. Out come the evil veggi meat spawn Del had warned him of. Hydrogenated (and partialy hydrogenated) oil drips from their fangs. Leo blows past them in a wink and they don't see the cloud approaching from behind. The last thing they see on this earth is a fast moving one humper's butt an the dust from it's hooves. The last thing they hear is the whoopin an hollerin of a half crazy gunslinger as he rides away. (OK, mebbe it's more than half ta you folks, we measure differnt back home.) The cloud overcomes the evil creatures, wiping them outta existance. The clearing of the veggie masacre is ferever known henceforth as hainted an unhallowed ground.
Up ahead, Leo sees Trinity's privy an his salvation. "GO LUMPY,GO LIKE THE WIND!!!"