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Leo Tanner · « **Reply #10320 on:** August 23, 2008, 01:12:10 AM »

Leo, also being a Johnny Horton fan decides he needs ta get ahold of Jean LaFeat someway er 'nother ta get out of this mess.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10321 on:** August 23, 2008, 05:16:54 AM »

All roads lead back to New Orleans.

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #10322 on:** August 23, 2008, 01:11:40 PM »

Er way up north ta Alaska

I hear Bizz-mark is nice this time a year too.

Leo hums ta these tunes and waits fer his oportunity ta 'scape.

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Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10323 on:** August 23, 2008, 01:27:25 PM »

Early in 1941, the War had just begun.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #10324 on:** August 24, 2008, 09:03:37 PM »

well they ran through the briars and ran through the brambles, and they ran thorugh the places where a rabbit couldn't go.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10325 on:** August 25, 2008, 06:14:23 AM »

They so fast that hounds couldn't ketch em', down the Mississippi, to the Gulf of Mexico.

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #10326 on:** August 25, 2008, 01:44:23 PM »

Quote from: Texas Lawdog on August 23, 2008, 01:27:25 PM

In May of 1941, the War had just begun.

Leo follows his captors and wishes he had guns as big as steers and shells as big as trees right about now.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10327 on:** August 25, 2008, 03:12:22 PM »

We hit tha decks a runnin' boys and we spun those guns around.

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #10328 on:** August 25, 2008, 03:26:16 PM »

When we find the Bismarck we gotta cut 'er down.

Delmonico · « **Reply #10329 on:** August 25, 2008, 05:07:15 PM »

Quote from: Leo Tanner on August 25, 2008, 03:26:16 PM

When we find the Bismarck we gotta cut 'er down.

Porter Rockwell takes Trinity into Salt Lake City, they stop for some breakfast at a pastry shop.

Trinity sees the Bismarks and yes he cuts them down.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10330 on:** August 25, 2008, 05:42:22 PM »

I didn't think Trinity would take the time to cut into the Bismarchs, just take a big Ol' BITE!

Trinity · « **Reply #10331 on:** August 25, 2008, 07:06:42 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on August 25, 2008, 05:07:15 PM

Porter Rockwell takes Trinity into Salt Lake City, they stop for some breakfast at a pastry shop.

Trinity sees the Bismarks and yes he cuts them down.

Hey!!! It's what JFK called himself... Berliner.

JFK said: "Ich bin ein Berliner"

translated: "I am a jelly donut"

The Berliners were my second favorite desert. Their dough was always a little dry, so I always claimed that they had been week old Krispy Kreme doughnuts before being placed on a ship and sent to Germany.

My favorite deserts were Spritzkuchen mit Zuckerguss. Fresh, they were much closer in texture to hot Krispy Kremes! mmmmm!

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #10332 on:** August 25, 2008, 07:57:14 PM »

Ya mean it jus took one a them donuts ta sink the Hood. No wonder the Brits held a grudge. Chased that jelly filled til it was ten miles from home fer no other reason then spite. Gotta admire the gumption.

Leo

Trinity · « **Reply #10333 on:** August 25, 2008, 10:19:23 PM »

Looking at that picture of the Berliner again makes me smile. When my father took my stepmother home to meet his mother, it was Christmastime in Germany. Just about every town, large or small, has a Christmas market in the town square. It's sort of like a craft show, but they also have food. Mmmmmmmm!! You can get beer, hot spiced wine, bratwurst, heaven-and-earth (fried potato pancakes and applesauce) and all sorts of pastries.

Well, my father wanted to share the experience with my stepmother, so to town they went. At the first stall they had Berliner and my father bought one for her to try. She ate it, but thought it wasn't that special. As they walked around, my stepmother began noticing that people were staring and smiling at her. She thought that they were staring at her because she is of Mexican decent with dark skin, and was pleased that they were smiling in such a friendly manner. My father didn't pay it any mind. When they got back to the car it finally became clear why everyone was staring and smiling... also why the Berliner was nothing special to her.

Do I need to tell you why?

...

Whenever you eat a jelly donut, make sure you know where the anus is pointing.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10334 on:** August 26, 2008, 01:25:40 AM »

They just need to serve bigger napkins.

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #10335 on:** August 26, 2008, 11:21:43 AM »

Jeez Trinity. I'll never look at a jelly filled the same way. Be thinkin "this donut has an anus". Does PETA know about this?

Leo

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10336 on:** August 26, 2008, 11:27:24 AM »

All this talk about eatin' dog meat and donuts with anus's has got me thinkin' about becomin' a vegetarian. Okay, I thought about it. NOT!

Trinity · « **Reply #10337 on:** August 26, 2008, 06:15:46 PM »

Just don't squeeze your next jelly doughnut too hard and you should be OK. However, once you do squeeze it and watch the jelly come out...

My mind is warped. I've been calling it that for many a year.

Vegetarian? ... Naaaahh.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10338 on:** August 26, 2008, 06:55:17 PM »

It was just a passing THOUGHT!

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #10339 on:** August 27, 2008, 12:41:29 PM »

Don't worry Trinman, your warped mind is not alone. 'Specialy 'round these parts

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