Newbrassky

[Delmonico]

The important lookin' guy is talkin' to another guy,



Al, you think with this bunch we can catch them renagades?

[Texas Lawdog]

Sorta looks like Gen. Crook.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity thinks he will like this new feller,  he figures that middle part of his beard was scorched off while he was getting too close to the fire to the smell the food cooking.

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[Delmonico]

A large string of pack mules shows up and away Trinity and the guys go walkin', the guy named Al is out in front with some Indians.

[Trinity]

"That feller wif tha whiskers 'mahnds me of mah great grampappy.  He was ferever pokin' his nose in great grammaws kettles, that is until he let the lid drop too fast an' afore he could git his big nose outta that way, it got caught and burnt purty good.  He never looked tha same afterwards, and couldn't never smail no more either.

"What is this Al feller gonna do wif theeyum mules an' injuns?  Ya reckon he's gitten recipes?"

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity figures they are hiking out to the picnic grounds, tells the fella next to him, them pack mules must be loaded down with food fer us.

[Trinity]

"Ah'm so hongry, Ah could eat me two of them li'l mules."

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity sees some smoke signals in the distance,  figgures that must be where the cooking's taking place.

[Delmonico]

Before they reach the smoke, they stop.  Everyone is given a hunk of raw salt pork and some hardtack.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity takes his share, gladly,  walks over to talk to the fella in charge and begins to tell him about back home at the ranch,  the fella asks if there are anymore able body men back there,  he starts telling him about Leo and how much he'd enjoy a picnic,  says all the other fellers are kinda old farts.

[Trinity]

"Nom Nom Nom.  Mmmm!  This har sawlt pawk shaw is good.  Kin Ah have maw?"

"Oh, an' back at tha rainch, they's a feller what used ta do tha cookin', but now awl he does is rahd tha rails.  Anyway, don' never touch none of his bottles.  They's liable ta make ya stay in tha out house fer a mite. "

[Ozark Tracker]

with all the food gone, the group starts a waking again,  The Indians take off at a run going ahead of the group.

[Trinity]

Trinity goes to a large tent that hasn't been taken down yet.  "Ah wonner if they's some food in har..."

[Texas Lawdog]

This tent contains 6 of the Chief's wives, who grab Trinity and have their way with him.  Trinity, exhausted from the ordeal, lays down for a well-deserved nap.

[Leo Tanner]

Meanwhile back at the Ranch With No Name Leo begins ta wonder where Trinity's gone off ta.  Invigorated by his catfishie exfoliatin, he mounts up and goes alookin fer him.

[Texas Lawdog]

Trinity awakens from his well-deserved nap, to find himself naked on a bear skin rug.  The squaws bring a rack of Buffalo ribs, a large hunk of bear meat, and a loaf of fry bread.

[Delmonico]

Leo however has no idea where Trinity is and heads to the north.

Delmonico makes it to Dunning and heads to The Ranch With No Name on Reuben.

[Trinity]

"Whoooo!  Ah love them camp follerers an' squawrs.  T'ain' nothin' better... well, 'cept'n some maw of these har reeubs.  Say, you thar... uh, Pocerhonty... kin Ah have another?"

[Delmonico]

Suddenly the Cheif shows up with his face painted and a scalpin' knife in his had, and he don't look really happy.   Trinity heads out at a fast lop, for miles and miles, till he realizes he's lost in the desert.   Worst of all, the only thing he can 'member about the Disney Show, "The Living Desert" is it's narrated by Rex Allen.

[Trinity]

While wandering the desert, Trinity starts humming and singing along in his head:

Don't Go Near the Indians
Rex Allen Mercury 71997
(Lorene Mann) Buttercup Music BMI

{Son, don't go near the Indians
Please stay away
Son, don't go near the Indians
Please do what I say}

Since I was just a little boy
I liked to roam the hills
And to hear wild stories about the Indians
Was my biggest thrill

I'd shout and yell and holler like heck
I wore moccasins on my feet
And I'd make believe I was under a teepee
Every time I went to sleep

My hair was jet black and I was twenty-one
Lots of pretty girls around
But the paleface maidens didn't thrill me none
Around my Cochise County hometown

{Son, don't go near the Indians
Please stay away
Son, don't go near the Indians
Please do what I say}

One day I went to the reservation
And there by a shallow creek
Was a beautiful Indian a-fetchin' water
And I just had to speak

She smiled at me then quickly left
But the next day she returned
And it wasn't very long till I told her how
The love in my heart burned

{Son, don't go near the Indians
Please stay away
Son, don't go near the Indians
Please do what I say}

I told my daddy I'd found a girl
Who meant the world to me
And tomorrow I'd ask the Indian chief
For the hand of NovaLee

Dad's trembling lips spoke softly
As he told me of my life
Twas then he said I could never take
This maiden for my wife

SPOKEN:
Son, the white man and Indianss were fighting when you were born
And a brave called Yellow Sun scalped my little boy
So I stole you to get even for what he'd done
Though you're a full-blooded Indian, son
I love you as much as my own little feller that's dead
And, son, NovaLee is your sister
And that's why I've always said

SINGING:
{Son, don't go near the Indians
Please stay away
FADE:
Son, don't go near the Indians
Please do what I say}

Just as he finishes singing, he comes across a travelling Chinaman who looks more American than Chinese.