Author Topic: Newbrassky (Read 1820481 times)

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #1760 on:** March 12, 2005, 07:37:50 PM »

Coming on the porch with clean clothing that is sticking to her, wet hair, and her scrubbed boots in her hand, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother smiles at the newcomer.

"Howdy! Is Delmonico grumbling again?"

Delmonico · « **Reply #1761 on:** March 12, 2005, 11:20:06 PM »

Well pard glad you found us, welcome to the Ranch with No Name. Slim has went back to Wissconsion fer the weekend ta visit his wife and his 20 or 21 kids. Trinity I think is out messin' with one of the stills he has out in the hills. Come inta my office in the mornin' and I'll show you on the map where they are, it might not be to safe to get to close cause he blows them up once in a while.

Park the hand pump apparatus out there in that shed made out of Potted Meat Product,

I knew it would be handy, go back a few pages to last weekend and you'll figger out why we have such a strange shed.

That thing might come in handy in case Trinity blows up a still again, how good are you at grass fires?

Gopher Grease has been hidin' I think he's in his room loadin' shells, the FFg is Ok but don't upset her or she'll turn ya into a porky-pine or somethin' like that. There's an extra bedroom up stairs 'tween Gopher Grease and Trinity.

I'll be back in a bit, I need to walk Duke our yaller dog.

When he hears walk Duke, not being able to read, Duke thinks he means wok Duke. Out the front door and over the hill he runs, not of course wantin' to be stir fried and served over steamed rice.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #1762 on:** March 12, 2005, 11:48:56 PM »

When Delmonico mentions porcupines, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother gives the newcomer her sweetest and most innocent smile, then turns to make a cup of coffee, adding a dollup of fresh milk. She takes a sip and exhales a blissful sigh.

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gophergrease · « **Reply #1763 on:** March 13, 2005, 07:52:36 AM »

Howdy all, thought I should stop in for bit. Just so every one knows, I found a time travale thing. Been spenden time in the year '2004'. Ya see there this guy I met there, and he's been showing me some of the finer points of building something call a '1911'. Said it replaced the peace makers. They got gunpowder that dont smoke so much, nor got out your gun. I'l stop by now and then to say HI and make shure Del dont need doctored form getting hit in the head by ELLE K

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #1764 on:** March 13, 2005, 10:07:45 AM »

"Gophergrease, please come around when you can, you are missed when you are gone!"

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother looks like she might cry.

Delmonico · « **Reply #1765 on:** March 13, 2005, 10:19:46 AM »

Delmonico comes out of his office with a fresh hand painted sign.

Dismal River Fire Department
He hangs it iver the door of the "Potted meat product shed door.

Trinity · « **Reply #1766 on:** March 13, 2005, 03:13:01 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on March 12, 2005, 11:20:06 PM

...When he hears walk Duke, not being able to read, Duke thinks he means wok Duke. Out the front door and over the hill he runs, not of course wantin' to be stir fried and served over steamed rice.

"Musta belongt ta a chinaman afore he showt up here!

What's the story with the Fahr Department sign??"

Delmonico · « **Reply #1767 on:** March 13, 2005, 04:38:56 PM »

Trinity this freind of mine showed up with his hand pump fire apparatus and he's storin' it in the new shed.

He's from Wayne Newbrassky, home to the world famous chicken festy-able.

It'll be good, maybe he can teach Slim 'bout chickens.

gophergrease · « **Reply #1768 on:** March 13, 2005, 05:26:58 PM »

Are we haveing chicken tonite??

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #1769 on:** March 13, 2005, 05:36:37 PM »

"Chicken sounds good to me!"

Trinity · « **Reply #1770 on:** March 13, 2005, 05:37:42 PM »

"May I suggest prepared in the Cordon Bleu fashion??"

gophergrease · « **Reply #1771 on:** March 13, 2005, 06:18:11 PM »

Cordon bleu it is, Del can boil the rest down with some nodlles for tomaro.
Now what else would you like tonite?

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #1772 on:** March 13, 2005, 06:28:07 PM »

"How about some asparagus?" The Frumpy Fairy Godmother has a hopeful tone, but she shoots a look at Trinity, wondering if he is going to start making gagging noises.

gophergrease · « **Reply #1773 on:** March 13, 2005, 06:39:28 PM »

With the chicken how bout some califlower, white chesse sauce with just a hint of red pepper.
Asparagus will be good, with the chesse sauce also.
Got some dry white wine thats been chilling, should be good with the meal.

Later there is a creamed chesse cake if any one would care for a taste. Mite has to open a jar of blue berrys for topping it off.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #1774 on:** March 13, 2005, 07:02:34 PM »

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother raises a brow.

"GopherGrease, have you noticed that your meals take on themes? Last time it was corn, now it's cheese! But it all sounds good to me, so count me in!"

gophergrease · « **Reply #1775 on:** March 13, 2005, 07:14:14 PM »

I was thinking French, but chesse saids good to. You know how much DEL. loves French food.

Trinity · « **Reply #1776 on:** March 13, 2005, 07:23:30 PM »

"Ah like the Chicken Cordon Bleu and the various cheeses part, but the 'sparagus an' Cow Flower just has to go! Blech!!!"

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #1777 on:** March 13, 2005, 07:52:31 PM »

"Trinity, you have to at least try it. With the cheese sauce it doesn't taste the same. It's yummy!"

Delmonico · « **Reply #1778 on:** March 13, 2005, 08:59:55 PM »

Delmonico logs in on his broad band now that he has 4 wires from his coal oil powered computor to tha barb wire fence. He sacans the posts and wonders why everyone wants to make a chicken Cordon Bleu?

There have been many jokes about the French Army not being brave over the years, but to make a chicken a Knight of the Highest Order complete whit the sky blue ribbon of the highest order, that seems down right insualtin'.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #1779 on:** March 14, 2005, 11:21:39 AM »

"Don't be killin' all my chickens! We need eggs too.

"

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