Suddenly there is some noise in the kitchen, Delmonico is pourin' sourdough starter into a bowl. He lovingly feeds it and puts the jar back in the cupboard.
He then adds some brown sugar and enough white flour to make a thick batter. This of couse will bubble and make the kitchen smell like something fer Trinity to put in his still.
Delmonico then goes to the cupboard and checks supplies, he realizes he only has enough caraway seed and rye flour to make this batch.
He then goes into a rant, "Durn it now i got to run clear accross town to a store that hopefully has steel ground rye flour, It ain't right to use stone ground rye flour in ma Czech style rye bread, durn it why does everyone keep only stone ground rye flour, but the "Stone Ground" yuppies don't even bake much rye bread and if they do they just buy those packets and add water and pour it into there durn bread machines and then they try to tell you it is homemade bread when they didn't even get dough on their fingers kneadin' the bread, but instead let the durn electric machine do all the work for them and then take the credit fer it and if they do make sourdough their starters are so wimpy that they gots to add store bought yeast to it to make it rise and that ain't right either, but they'll use a little of their wimpy starter and then they have so much of it they'll be forcin' others around their cubical to take the little plastic bag of it home with instrucions printed on a 3X5 card and they'll call it Amish Friendship bread when the Amish all know how to start and use a starter with out makin' their friends all hate them by forcin' them to take home a durned plastic bag of starter that is so wimpy you can't raise bread with it if you gave it Viagra."
"And then I could go on about how most stores charge 5 times more for their brand of caraway seed when others are cheap, but I won't."
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