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[Delmonico]

The FFg comes back downstairs wearin' a leather Minney-tonka hat and singin':

"I've alwasy been crazy,(but it's kept me from going insane.)"

That's when Delmonico has noticed the FFg has changed to a Waylon Jennings T-Shirt. One her feet are a pair of knee-high mocs.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Well, since the author had to completely rewrite the post she was making about the Frumpy Fairy Godmother wearing a bandana because she couldn't find her hat, we can leave her in the equivalent to the author's hat and mocs, but the Waylon Jennings shirt has GOT TO GO. She's wearing a long sleeved flannel shirt.

[Delmonico]

Pickin' up a titanium walkin' stick, a bunch of freeze-dried food and some aluminum cook-ware that fits into aeach other, the FFg heads off to the South-West toward the Diggin's on Cherry Creek in Colorado.

As she heads off she is heard to sing:

He was born in the summer of his 27th year,
comin' home to a place he had never been before.

The miner's arournd Pike's Peak are sure gonna be in fer a shock.

As the FFg heads away, faintly you can still hear the strains of:

Rocky Mountian High, Colarado.

If she only had a VW Micro-Bus, she would not have to walk.

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[Silver Creek Slim]

 

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother comes back from the pasture, carrying a bucket. Without pausing to take off her boots, she walks into the kitchen and dumps the contents of the bucket on Delmonico's head.

"Not that you need any fertilizer for your over active imagination... but stop it!"

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim falls on the floor laughing. 

[Delmonico]

After a quick shower, Delmonico looks at Slim and says, it was 'spossed to be red, and who ever heard of a dump being closed on Thanksgiving?

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

On her way back to the pasture, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother tells Delmonico, "And we decided that one big pile is better than two little piles, and rather than bring that one up we decided to throw our's down."

[Silver Creek Slim]

After a quick shower, Delmonico looks at Slim and says, it was 'spossed to be red, and who ever heard of a dump being closed on Thanksgiving?

It's red now. 

[Delmonico]

It was a typical case of American blind justice, and the judge was not going to look at the twenty-seven 8X10, black and white, glossy photo's with the circles and arrows and the parragraph on the back of each on desribing what each one was.

I bet Slim ain't got an idea as to what is going on.  I bet he ain't never heard of the Group W bench.      I'll bet he has never even noticed how the Lone Gunman and Arlo look enough like each other to be brothers.  Bet he ain't ever heard of Stockbridge Mass. and Officer Obie.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Nope. No idea. But I do know where Stockbridge is. Stoney Pete lives there. 

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

"The Group W Bench, was in a  building down New York City, it's called Whitehall Street,
where you walk in, you get injected, inspected, detected, infected,neglected and selected.


"Group W itself:
Mother rapers.  Father stabbers.  Father
rapers!  Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me!  And
they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the
bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest
father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly
'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me
and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?"  I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay
$50 and pick up the garbage."  He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"
And I said, "Littering."  And they all moved away from me on the bench
there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I
said, "And creating a nuisance."  And they all came back, shook my hand,
and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing,
father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the
bench. "

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother blinks. "I think I just had an out of body experience."

[gophergrease]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother comes back from the pasture, carrying a bucket. Without pausing to take off her boots, she walks into the kitchen and dumps the contents of the bucket on Delmonico's head.

"Not that you need any fertilizer for your over active imagination... but stop it!"

POOP, POOP, POOP, POOOOPY ON YOU.

[Russ T Chambers]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother comes back from the pasture, carrying a bucket. Without pausing to take off her boots, she walks into the kitchen and dumps the contents of the bucket on Delmonico's head.

"Not that you need any fertilizer for your over active imagination... but stop it!"

POOP, POOP, POOP, POOOOPY ON YOU.

Wait a minute!!!!     Has Del stolen Gophergrease's identity???    Thought that was Del's word!! 

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother gives Russ T the hairy eyeball. "Are you saying that Delmonico and Gophergrease swapped bodies, so I just dumped the p... stuff on GopherGrease?"

[gophergrease]

I'm still just me, just had to throw his word back at Del for geting dump on.

[Delmonico]

It's only cyber-poop anyway.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

(Careful, Del, remember, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother thinks she's real! She thinks that was real poop, not cyber stuff!   AnnieLee)

"Well, I am glad you are you, Gophergrease and I didn't get any of it on you!"

With a smile, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother heads back to the pasture. "When Trinity wakes up, will you please send him out? He wanted to help."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico is in the kitchen makin' a heck of a racket, holloring somethin' about can't find his wok.   All over the kitchen is cuttin' boards, meat, veggy-tables, rice and soy sauce.

[HandTub]

Known u for 20 yrs Delmonico when did u ever use a wok lol