Newbrassky

[Trinity]

that thar spot on the pra-rie is one of them thar O-a-sis places,  a garden spot in the pra-rie,  Trinity bobs when he should have weaved and runs into a big tree.

<<Author's note:  Is it midnight? >>

While Trinity is out cold, a little air escapes him and drifts off toward the still where it ignites.  The thieves, barely alive, immediately give themselves up to the sheriff out of fear of further retribution from Trinity.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

[DArchangel]

That pic-ture is a river (creek) bottom. Water and fueland cover.

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[Ozark Tracker]

with all the trouble at the stills going on Trinity decides he's got to protect his business interest's.  with the only hero Trinity knows about from his big story book, he gets material and rigs him up a hero outfit.   he suddleny appears on the front yard.

 

[Trinity]

"Ah needs me a theme sawng."

[Delmonico]

Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
Ya can't take a shower in a parakeet cage
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

All ya gotta do is put your mind to it
Knuckle down, buckle down, do it, do it, do it

Well, ya can't go a-swimmin' in a baseball pool
Ya can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool
Ya can't go swimmin' in a baseball pool
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't change film with a kid on your back
Ya can't change film with a kid on your back
Ya can't change film with a kid on your back
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car
Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car
Ya can't drive around with a tiger in your car
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

All ya gotta do is put your mind to it
Knuckle down, buckle down do it, do it, do it

Well, ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch
Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch
Ya can't go fishin' in a watermelon patch
But you can be happy if you've a mind to

Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd
SPOKEN: "Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd"

FADE
Ya can't roller skate in a buffalo herd

Transcribed by Robin Hood

Weird, that transcriped by Robin Hood was there when I went to www.cowboylyrics.com   

[Trinity]

"Thass good a-vice, but Ah don' thank iss tha raht sawng fer me.  I need somethin' maw lahk theeus:

I have lost my blue-eyed darling, Now I sit with a broken heart By my cabin in the Carolina hills

Oh I loved a shiner's daughter Loved her true with all my heart Till she fell into her pappy's liker still

(CHORUS)

Oh what a waste of good corn liker From the still they pulled the plug
All the revenuers snickered 'cause she melted in the liker And they had to bury poor Lilly by the jug

Cousin Cale upon the juice harp Played a mighty mournful tune Kinfolks bowed their heads and gathered round

Then I heard the parson sing Drink me only with thine eyes As we watch them pour poor Lilly in the ground

CHORUS

Now I'm sitting in the twilight Neath the weeping willow tree The sun is slowly sinking in the west

And I'm clasping to my bosom A little jug of Lilly Mae With a broken heart I'm longing for her kiss

CHORUS

[Ozark Tracker]

close, mighty close for a theme song, but just not quite right.

[Trinity]

"Wail, what d'ya recommend?"

...

"These taht paints is a might itchy!"

[Sod Buster]

Oh, the liquor was spilt on the barroom floor
And the bar was closed for the night
When out of the hole came a little brown mouse
And sat in the pale moon light

He lapped up the liquor on the barroom floor
And back on his haunches he sat
And all night long you could hear him roar
Bring on the god damned cat! 

Meow.
 

[Sod Buster]

The Philosopher's Drinking Song

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
     who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
     who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out consume
     Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
     who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
    'bout the raisin' of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
    after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away,
     'alf a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
     and Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
     "I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

      -- Monty

[Delmonico]

How 'bout somthin' like this?

I'm Robin Hood, I take from the rich and give most to the poor,
The rest I spend finding me a dirty old ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Never mind, I'll think some more.

[Trinity]

Oh, the liquor was spilt on the barroom floor
And the bar was closed for the night
When out of the hole came a little brown mouse
And sat in the pale moon light

He lapped up the liquor on the barroom floor
And back on his haunches he sat
And all night long you could hear him roar
Bring on the god damned cat! 

Meow.

"That ain' real-istic!  Ain' no way Ah'm gonna speel likker an' not clane it up!"

The Philosopher's Drinking Song

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
     who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
     who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out consume
     Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
     who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
    'bout the raisin' of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
    after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away,
     'alf a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
     and Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
     "I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

      -- Monty

"Too many big werds."

How 'bout somthin' like this?

I'm Robin Hood, I take from the rich and give most to the poor,
The rest I spend finding me a dirty old ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Never mind, I'll think some more.

"That'n soun's good."

[Ozark Tracker]

   better run that n thar by Sherlene

[Trinity]

"I ain' tellin' her 'bout mah seee=cret Eye=denti-tee.  Ah kain' letter see me in these taht yaller paints!"

[Ozark Tracker]

oh,  I see your secret idend ity has gotta be secret,  and besides that if she seen ya in them tights she'd slap ya up side the head and wanta know where ya got em.

[Trinity]

Trinity looks down.  "They do sorta look lahk theeyum paints ol' Beulah wayres."

[Ozark Tracker]

I suppose it'd be easier to just not let Sherlene see em rather than trying to splain

[Trinity]

"Ah thank it's baist if'n Ah jes' change outta these thangs.  Ah don' feel awl that comfortable in'em."

[Delmonico]

Unknown to Trinity and Ozark, Delmonico's delivery came today, while they are standing there, Delmonico is under a black hood, there is a flash from the flash powder and Delmonico heads to his work shop with a covered glass plate.