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Delmonico · « **Reply #8700 on:** January 18, 2007, 06:00:28 PM »

Slim sees Trinity comin' with the knife and breaths fast on it and gets free, he heads to the Dismal.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8701 on:** January 18, 2007, 06:05:45 PM »

but going out the gate, his tounge being so long, he trips over it and rolls around on the ground

Trinity · « **Reply #8702 on:** January 18, 2007, 06:09:00 PM »

Picking up snow as he rolls he is soon a huge snow ball... with a tongue sticking out of the middle.

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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8703 on:** January 18, 2007, 06:13:29 PM »

rolling toward the only hill leaving the ranch, Slim picks up speed and snow. by the time he gets to the main road he is really traveling and almost 6 ft in diameter

Delmonico · « **Reply #8704 on:** January 18, 2007, 06:26:57 PM »

Delmonico watches from the kitchen widow and then he puts Slim's plate back in the cupboard.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8705 on:** January 18, 2007, 06:29:00 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on January 18, 2007, 06:26:57 PM

Delmonico watches from the kitchen widow and then he puts Slim's plate back in the cupboard.

Slim rolls left at the main gate and heads fer the Dismal growing the entire time

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #8706 on:** January 18, 2007, 07:07:54 PM »

Even though the SnowSlimball is now huge, part of Slim's tongue is still sticking out.

Trinity · « **Reply #8707 on:** January 18, 2007, 08:21:59 PM »

Until he finally reaches the Dismal and he rolls over a sheet of ice to which the tongue again freezes.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8708 on:** January 18, 2007, 08:57:13 PM »

Slim rolls on

And we're rolling, rolling, rolling on the river
Listen to the story

I left a good job in the city
Working for the man every night and day
And I never lost one minute of sleeping
Worrying 'bout the way things might have been

Big wheel keep on turning
Proud mary keep on burning
And we’re rolling, rolling
Rolling on the river

Cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis
Pumped a lot of tane down in New Orleans
But I never saw the good side of the city
Till I hitched a ride on a riverboat queen

Big wheel keep on turning
Proud mary keep on burning
And we’re rolling, rolling
Rolling on the river

If you come down to the river
I bet you gonna find some people who live
You don’t have to worry if you got no money
People on the river are happy to give

Delmonico · « **Reply #8709 on:** January 18, 2007, 09:09:03 PM »

Delmonico says, "I 'spos that means Slim ain't gonna want no breakfast either."

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #8710 on:** January 18, 2007, 09:24:52 PM »

<Arthur's note: I be thinkin' Slim is gonna get very slim missin' all these meals.>

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8711 on:** January 18, 2007, 09:30:30 PM »

(well alright then)

as Slim rolls on the river by Memphis he thaws off the ice flow, swims to shore and walks over the levy and down to BBQ row and eats at all the all you can eat places he can find open.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #8712 on:** January 18, 2007, 09:32:02 PM »

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8713 on:** January 18, 2007, 09:35:27 PM »

wanted ta make sure ya had enough strength to make it back to the Ranch

Trinity · « **Reply #8714 on:** January 18, 2007, 10:31:25 PM »

"Did somene say Memhis BBQ??"

Delmonico · « **Reply #8715 on:** January 18, 2007, 10:34:56 PM »

To late Slim and some guy named Elvis ate it all and Elvis got most of it.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #8716 on:** January 19, 2007, 08:34:31 PM »

Then Elvis introduces Slim to Fried Goober Butter and Nanner sammiches!

Trinity · « **Reply #8717 on:** January 19, 2007, 08:48:15 PM »

Mmmmmmmmmmmm!

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #8718 on:** January 19, 2007, 09:34:29 PM »

<Arthur's note: I was wearing a red t-shirt with the following on it, today. I got it fer X-mas.>

Trinity · « **Reply #8719 on:** January 20, 2007, 05:07:01 PM »

<<Did you tell everybody what you are doing in Newbrassssky?>>

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