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Trinity · « **Reply #8200 on:** November 02, 2006, 09:29:38 PM »

Hearing the struggle, two more vultures appear.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8201 on:** November 02, 2006, 09:34:36 PM »

one of the vultures grabs holt a Slims legs and the other grabs an ear

Delmonico · « **Reply #8202 on:** November 02, 2006, 09:55:34 PM »

Duke the Yaller dog chases the vultures away and leads Slim around.

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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8203 on:** November 02, 2006, 10:00:19 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on November 02, 2006, 09:55:34 PM

Duke the Yaller dog chases the vultures away and leads Slim around.

while walking around the barn, Duke strikes a hot trail and heads out across the country,

with Slim in tow behind.

Delmonico · « **Reply #8204 on:** November 02, 2006, 10:11:05 PM »

Slim is dragged through the cacti and sandburrs.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #8205 on:** November 03, 2006, 09:12:26 AM »

Slim becomes Cactus Man.

Oops! wrong picture.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8206 on:** November 03, 2006, 06:13:22 PM »

since Slim can't see too good, Slim and Ozark take turns picking out the cacti spurs with a pair of pliers.

Delmonico · « **Reply #8207 on:** November 03, 2006, 06:32:13 PM »

Trinity feels sorry for what happened and tries to help, but just ends up pushin' the thorns in deeper.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8208 on:** November 03, 2006, 06:43:31 PM »

Trinity decides to make this go a little faster he will just take the scissors and trim the thorns off even with Slims hide.

Delmonico · « **Reply #8209 on:** November 03, 2006, 06:45:12 PM »

Delmonico says, "don't, they dull the sissors."

He gets out a lucifer and lights them, they burn down even.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8210 on:** November 03, 2006, 07:16:55 PM »

when the fire starts up, Trinity goes running across the yard with the scissors.

Delmonico · « **Reply #8211 on:** November 03, 2006, 10:42:59 PM »

Some guy with a bass fiddle rides by and sees Slim all full of cacti thorns. He says, "here you deserve this."

Trinity · « **Reply #8212 on:** November 04, 2006, 04:38:00 PM »

Trinity dials up on the Coal Oil Computer and places an order for seven ties for Slim, one for each day of the week. Trinity hopes that Slim will be fogiving. Then, remembering the look of Slims hide after Delmonico began using the lucifers, Trinity orders several jars of salve.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #8213 on:** November 04, 2006, 07:13:33 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on November 04, 2006, 04:38:00 PM

Then, remembering the look of Slims hide after Delmonico began using the lucifers, Trinity orders several jars of salve.

I always prefered Bag Balm:

http://www.bagbalm.com/

Trinity · « **Reply #8214 on:** November 04, 2006, 07:22:23 PM »

<<I have a tin of that stuff in the medicine cabinet. I get really dry feet in the winter and someone suggested that. I have yet to try it... there've been no complaints lately.>>

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8215 on:** November 04, 2006, 07:26:51 PM »

ya can put that on yer feet and preperation H on yer face, cuts down on wrinkles

Trinity · « **Reply #8216 on:** November 04, 2006, 07:33:01 PM »

<<I'm not concerned with wrinkles. I'm a man, wrinkles are cool.

>>

Sod Buster · « **Reply #8217 on:** November 04, 2006, 07:57:54 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on November 04, 2006, 07:22:23 PM

<<I have a tin of that stuff in the medicine cabinet. I get really dry feet in the winter and someone suggested that. I have yet to try it... there've been no complaints lately.>>

Helps soothe bruised, sore or injured teats.....er I mean feets

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #8218 on:** November 04, 2006, 08:04:52 PM »

well now it does say that right on the can.

Delmonico · « **Reply #8219 on:** November 04, 2006, 09:19:20 PM »

I got a big crack in my left heel, gonna go upstairs and find the can of bullet lube/ skin lotion in my gun/sewing room. Pack er full for the night and soak in the tub in the mornin' and scrape it down with my pocket knife. Had a guy at work one tim that I had to explain teat to.

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Author Topic: Newbrassky (Read 1820584 times)

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