Newbrassky

[Delmonico]

Most Poles I know are about 6 foot and they let ya know they ain't Bohunks.   They all like my pork and kraut though.

[Camille Eonich]

Most Poles I know are about 6 foot and they let ya know they ain't Bohunks.   They all like my pork and kraut though.

 

[Marshal harpoluke]

Most Poles I know are about 6 foot and they let ya know they ain't Bohunks.   They all like my pork and kraut though.

 

 

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[Delmonico]

Czech folks who's ancestors came from the Bohemia region are the last group of folks you can use the slang term for and tell ethnical jokes about, i know I get the best ones from them.

"sides that I'm an Honoray Czech/Bohunk, anyone can be one by birth, few can be an honorary one.

Vita Vas

[DArchangel]

A telagram arrives.  cusin del stop will be in new-brass- key sat stop two week visit stop have chili stop no grits guts nuts stop tell ruben bringing canape stop DArchangel                                                                                                                                                                                                       (canape is my mule med. donkey and shetland pony.except for the 71/2 colt thats all most as long as the leg its straped to, he makes me look like john wayne.)

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim sits on the porch eatin' breakfast and watchin' the sights at the ranch. 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico sends a telly-gram, is tongue chili ok stop got lots of coffee stop

Since Trinity has fell asleep, Delmonico moves the Steam Traction Engine back where it belongs and leaves the door  unlocked so Trinity can leave when he wakes up.

[Forty Rod]

Last post was #6666.  Just missed page 666 on 6-6-06.

This place is dangerous (an' Biblically mystical.)

[Camille Eonich]

Last post was #6666.  Just missed page 666 on 6-6-06.

This place is dangerous (an' Biblically mystical.)

Today is the 8th.   Del had this problem yesterday on the 7th.

[Delmonico]

It's even better, 666 three days in a row.  I always thought this was a mythical thread.

[Camille Eonich]

It's even better, 666 three days in a row.  I always thought this was a mythical thread.

 

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Ya'll need to Repent!

 

 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico notes that the Summer Solstice is comin' in a few weeks, he sends a telly-gram to his cuzin' in south-easter Newbrassky, down on the South Fork of the Little Nemaha near Bobstown. (Google that one up Slim I know where it was )  cut fire wood and put it in the oak grove stop will be there for the summer solstice stop will build bonfire at midnite stop plan on dancin' naked stop   

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Arthur's note: That was the South Fork of the North Spoon?> 

[Delmonico]

<Authors Note: Ya still googlin' fer Bobstown.>

[Trinity]

"Ah thank Ah jes heard one of them Hellfahr an' Brimstone preachers what Ah was so glad ta git away from back east.  Always pushin' his own agenda on tha others.  Why kain' they jus' let folks believe in what they wan' an' let it be?  Ah'll bet he don' wanna know what Ah believe in.  Wail... mebbe Ah should say what Ah don' believe in.  Kain' have tha one without tha other, so it's neither fer me. "

Dail, Ah gots us a huge pile of fahrwood yonder.  Ah had so much fun at last years summer solstice daince, Ah wanned ta make sure we had enough agin this year.  We's gonna have us a BIIIIIIG fahr! "

[Ozark Tracker]

Now let me get this straight dance naked at the summer soltice, with a big fir a going,

 does this involve fresh squeezings in any way

[Trinity]

"Naw, after what happent ta poor ol' Stumpy last year, Dail said no squeezin's this year.  "

Huh?  Oh, we give Stumpy that name at tha daince last year.  He don' lahk it much, why?"

[Marshal harpoluke]

Now let me get this straight dance naked at the summer soltice, with a big fir a going,

 does this involve fresh squeezings in any way

Is dat like that 'Burning Man thang?'

 

[Ozark Tracker]

in our best Porter Wagoner & Dolly Parton voices.

Daddy was an old time preacher man
He preacher the word of God throughout the land
He preached so plain a child could understand
Yes, Daddy was an old time preacher man
He told the people of he need to pray
He talked about God's wrath and judgement day
He preached about the great eternity
He preached hell so hot that you could feel the heat

Yes, Daddy was an old time preacher man
Aunt Leanona would get up to testify
And we'd sing "In The Sweet By And By"
The we'd sing "I'm On My Way To Canaan Land"
Yes, Daddy was an old time preacher man

Revivals and camp meetings went for weeks
Folks came from all around to hear him preach
Daddy said if one is saved it's worth it all
But the aisles were always filled at altar calls
Yes, Daddy was an old time preacher man

Daddy worked for God but asked for no pay
For he believed that God provides a way
We never had a lot but we got by
Guess it's 'cause the Lord was on Daddy's side
Yes, Daddy was an old time preacher man