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[Trinity]

"Ah'm tryin' not ta make tha Hayre EEE-radicatin' tonic agin!  D'ya wanna try tha first batch?"

[Sod Buster]

I thank he's a making that special for Sadie Hawkins day,  whenever it might be??

It is in November.  Ask Slim.....he posted it last fall as a memorial holilday.

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Arthur's note: November 13th is Sadie Hawkins Day.>

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[Trinity]

<<I'll make sure to mark my calendar for this auspicious event! >>

[Delmonico]

With Cammie gone from the ranch, Delmonico comes out of the brush along the Dismal river and hooks his new device up.  He builds up the fire in the Steam Traction Engine and heads to the barn callin', "here kitty kitty, here kitty kitty."

[Trinity]

Trinity draws a bead with his Pea Shooter and.... Patooey...Smack!  He nails Delmonico right on the forhead with a pea.  "Don' be messin' wif The Cat!"

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim rides into the yard with a panther tied o'er the warbags. "Del, I got a kitty fer ya." 

[Delmonico]

Since Slim is lousy with knots, they slip and the big kitty works him over good and departs.    

Delmonico goes to the pantry and opens a can of anchovies and goes and gets his fly rod.  He baits it with an anchovie and goes out to the barn yard and starts makin' false casts.   He drops the anchovie right near Slims milkin' stall.   Delmonico figgers this is a good place to catch a cat.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim licks his wounds.   

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Slim's panther smells the anchovies and snatches the rod right outta Del's hands!

[Delmonico]

Delmonico grabs the rod as the line on the reel whips out with the kitty headin' for the Dismal.  He hands it to Slim and says, "Reel it in Slim, I got the big one on the line, the "King of the Dismal,"

Slim being gullible reels it in and has to like his wounds again.

[Trinity]

 "Don' take it Sleeeum, I's a trick!"  Trinity goes back inside and opens a can of potted meat.  "Ah kain' watch."

[Ozark Tracker]

The monkey who has been watching from his perch on the roof, sees the slack go out of the line that Slims a holding on to, he jumps from the roof and grabs Slim around his leg about boot top high and wraps his tail around the porch post,  Slim a thinking something has attacked him drops the pole just as the cat takes pole, line and everything off toward the Dismal.

[Trinity]

Trinity spreads the fingers of his hand which covers his eyes.  He doesn't really want to see what the cat got, but is morbidly curious.

[Ozark Tracker]

The cat still not knowing what has him runns around the barn and gets cunfused and runs back toward the house at full speed with his eyes closed.

[Trinity]

Trinty has already had a scrape with a cat (and a much smaller one at that) so he decides that now is not the time to be hiding behind his hand.  He runs out of the house and into Delmonico's workshop.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico closes the door and locks it, "It worked, I got you in here, now I'm going to use you to build my latest invention.  The steam powered cat skinner was all a ruse, I knew Slim's Mt. Lion would chase you in here."

[Sod Buster]

Delmonico closes the door and locks it, "It worked, I got you in here, now I'm going to use you to build my latest invention. 

Fraken-Trinity??  Are you gonna train him to carry his own books to skool?



BTW...I saw what you did to the dog!

[Trinity]

"Books!?!!?  What fer do Ah wanna cary books fer?  They's fer puttin' unner table laigs an' such."

[Delmonico]

Early in the mornin' The folks at The Ranch With No Name are awaked by a lot of poundin'. sawin' and other such noises from Delmonico's workshop.  Every once in a while ya can hear Trinity scream.