Author Topic: Newbrassky (Read 1828590 times)

Delmonico · « **Reply #6680 on:** June 08, 2006, 09:25:27 PM »

<Authors Note; Druids. I thought about becomin' one a few years ago right after I tolt a certain Sky-Pilot to go to.......... and leave me the........ alone. Seems we had a slight disagreement on theolagy. It's best ya don't ask, the head elder of the church tolt him he done riled me up and had better leave me alone if he valued his person. Ain't heard from him since.

Delmonico · « **Reply #6681 on:** June 08, 2006, 10:16:09 PM »

Delmonico heads off in a huff and considers burnin' the church down in Dunning. (I tolt ya not to rile him.) then he considers that the Sky-Pilot there ain't pushy and don't bother folks unless they ask fer help.

Instead he heads off to the barn and locks himself up in his workshop again.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #6682 on:** June 09, 2006, 09:18:09 AM »

Slim gather milch and eggs. He wonders what Del is upto in his workshop. He hears a growl behind him.

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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #6683 on:** June 09, 2006, 09:27:11 AM »

could it be the new "chicken" that Trinity brought home yesterday, the saleman told him it was a fancy chicken. $:-\$

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #6684 on:** June 09, 2006, 09:32:12 AM »

Slim slowly turns around.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Eggs and milch go flyin' thru the air.

Delmonico · « **Reply #6685 on:** June 09, 2006, 09:37:18 AM »

Delmonico watches from the workshop window as the ugly chicken chases Slim accross the sandhills.

DArchangel · « **Reply #6686 on:** June 09, 2006, 10:23:58 AM »

cusin del if no real cow meat subsitute cat stop remove stray hair from skining stop meat stringy but tasty stop invite miss camile stop DArchangle

Forty Rod · « **Reply #6687 on:** June 09, 2006, 01:20:34 PM »

Dang bird looks like a seven pound fishin' fly. Wonder what you'd catch with somethin' like that.

Del, take the hood off the Ford an' scrub it out real good. Your skillet ain't no ways gonna be big enough.

Trinity · « **Reply #6688 on:** June 09, 2006, 07:11:20 PM »

Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on June 09, 2006, 09:32:12 AM

Slim slowly turns around.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Eggs and milch go flyin' thru the air.

Faster than anyone has ever seen Trinity move and faster than he himself thought he could move, Trinity darts out into the yard and safely catches each egg and container of Milch.

"Ol' Sleeum's gonna be gone fer tha weekend. Kain' waste this valuable stuff!" Trinity says to anyone listening and carrys the goods into the kitchen. Fining OT there, he says: "The feller said that that thar giganto-chicken ain' 'posed ta chase folk. Hmmmm."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #6689 on:** June 09, 2006, 07:23:56 PM »

One thing about it, if that thar chicken lays eggs, it' outa be able to feed us all,

slim's a gonna havta learn how to bob and weave when he goes ta gathers eggs.

Trinity · « **Reply #6690 on:** June 09, 2006, 07:42:50 PM »

"In that case, Ah might have ta eat only ten aigs fer breakfast!"

Delmonico · « **Reply #6691 on:** June 09, 2006, 07:48:20 PM »

Delmonico comes out of the workshop, locks it up and says, "That looks like one a dem Ohno birds ta me."

Trinity · « **Reply #6692 on:** June 09, 2006, 08:02:01 PM »

<<Arthurs note: As in Yoko?>>

Forty Rod · « **Reply #6693 on:** June 09, 2006, 09:44:33 PM »

As in you can't say that on this wire.

Trinity · « **Reply #6694 on:** June 10, 2006, 09:07:50 PM »

"Dail done tolt me tha story about tha Ohno bird last night. Ah'd say OHNO too!!!

Delmonico · « **Reply #6695 on:** June 11, 2006, 11:49:00 AM »

Just afore Noon, Delmonico goes back to the workshop.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #6696 on:** June 12, 2006, 09:35:04 AM »

Slim is still runnin' from the strange chicken.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #6697 on:** June 12, 2006, 04:54:03 PM »

Ozark sets up a snare and catches the strange chicken by the leg, I figured you was getting tired since that thang's been a chasing ya since about 9:30 this morning. we done lost count of the times ya been around the house, we can't count that high.

Delmonico · « **Reply #6698 on:** June 12, 2006, 05:06:36 PM »

Delmonico comes out of the workshop and locks up.

Forty Rod · « **Reply #6699 on:** June 12, 2006, 05:34:21 PM »

OT, I don't know where you tied that snare off, but your pickup is follerin' that dang bird down the road backwards.

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