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[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "That don't 'spain why you didn't eat it."

[Trinity]

"Done been 'splaint eee-nough!  Ugh."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico shakes his head and wonders how them guys is doin' in Dunning.  He figgers they are safe if they get out of their before Slim comes back in the mornin'.  If he gets there they will get into some sort of trouble.


Cause it's all Slim's Fault.

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[Marshal harpoluke]

Bambino rides up, looks at the empty bottle of Rye, shakes his head and smacks Trinity on top of the head. 

Disgusted, he leaves, but not before taking the percherons (withed cotton stuffed ears) and da sheep.  Da sheep is bound like a small calf at the rodeo and is dragged behind Bambino's horse.

 

Marshall Who's been glassing all this, grabs His Browning Highwall N saddles Da Sheep, ( the real one) We were down here at the DCR (Dynomite Chicken Ranch). 
Sets up on The Grassy Knoll.  Shoots Lillle Baby, creases His Thicvk Skull, knocks Him out cold.  Sceond shot shoot the rope binding the sheep freeing him, Third shot frees Peaeye.

don't see no percherons here, wonder what Lil Roster will do to Bambino--Lil Rooster don't like sheep, but hate horse thieve even more.

Sheep goes over to bambino, voids  on his face, N leaves a bunch of little green balls

Pea Eye drags bambino back to the Ranch with No Name.

Marshall saddles up with His new sheep n heads back to the DCR.

[Trinity]

<<What?  No Dyn-o-mite?? >>

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks at the High-Wall and know it is a 22WCF, cause he was High-Wall shoppin' in Omaha and has one up in his room in the case.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Delmonico looks at the High-Wall and know it is a 22WCF, cause he was High-Wall shoppin' in Omaha and has one up in his room in the case.

 

Mine is 45/70  they were made in manny calibrers.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks out at the pasture where the musk thistles are growin' where the sheep cut the grass to low.  He gets an Idea and goes and cuts a bunch of them down and burns them in one of Trinity's stills.  Delmonico catch's the oily substance that comes out of the worm in a bucket.  

He takes this back to the kitchen, mixes it with some 'mater sauce, sorghum molasses and some spices and onions and simmers it fer several hours.  He then bottles it and lables it:


Delmonico's Musk Thistle BBQ Sauce


 

[Trinity]

Delmonico looks at the High-Wall and know it is a 22WCF, cause he was High-Wall shoppin' in Omaha and has one up in his room in the case.

"In that case, then it were pure fantasy that Bambino's haid were creased.  Ya could hit his thick haid with mortar and only make his eyelid twitch.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks again at the winchester Single Shot of the sheep herder and realizes it ain't even a High-Wall, it done be a Low-Wall and a carbine to boot, heck it's even only got the single trigger and just a buckhorn sight.   

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks at the Winchester again as the sheep herder peeks into the window, yep a Low-Wall carbine in 22WCF.

[Marshal harpoluke]

<<What?  No Dyn-o-mite?? >>

 

 

Its right under Yer still.

 

[Ozark Tracker]

Tom, Pete and Ozark come walking out the potted meat museam,  dog gone, Ozark says,  I never thought about that much potted meat afore.  Why they'd a had to remove Trinity forcibly if n he'd been here. 

I guess we can take back some of these samples and Trinity can eat to his hearts content.

Do you reckon Slim has made it back to the ranch yet, I hope he brings some more of that cheese. We might outa pick up a barrel of Saltines just in case.

[Trinity]

Trinity's disembodied voice whispers to them that white bread goes best with potted meat food product.

[Ozark Tracker]

coming out of the general store, Ozark loads up the cracker barrel and few loaves of White Enriched sliced bread, and a new phoeygraph recording.

That was the oddest thing when I was in the store, I kept hearing this voice saying something, but I couldn't quite make it out,

Kept sounding like white bread or grateful dead so I just got both.

[Trinity]

Dail!?  What's fer dinner?  Want me ta open a can of potted meat?

[Delmonico]

Delmonico takes the can of potted meat product and says, "I'll use this later"  He gets a couple of big ole sirloin steaks and gets the grill hot and sizzles them a bit, the moves the grill to a cooler part of the stove and lets them cook slow with some melted butter to baste and just a bit of salt, plus some fresh cracked pepper.
As the steaks are cookin' Delmonico is singin' in the kitchen:

Well the first days are the hardest days, don't you worry any more,
'Cause when life looks like Easy Street, there is danger at your door.
Think this through with me, let me know your mind,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, is are you kind?

It's a buck dancer's choice my friend; better take my advice.
You know all the rules by now and the fire from the ice.
Will you come with me? Won't you come with me?
Wo, oh, what I want to know, will you come with me?

Goddamn, well I declare, have you seen the like?
Their wall are built of cannonballs, their motto is "Don't tread on me".
Come hear Uncle John'n Band playing to the tide,
Come with me, or go alone, he's come to take his children home.

It's the same story the crow told me; it's the only one he knows.
Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Ain't no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?

I live in a silver mine and I call it Beggar's Tomb;
I got me a violin and I beg you call the tune,
anybody's choice, I can hear your voice.
Wo, oh, what I want to know, how does the song go?

Come hear Uncle John's Band by the riverside,
Got some things to talk about, here beside the rising tide.

Come hear Uncle John's Band playing to the tide,
Come on along, or go alone, he's come to take his children home.
Wo, oh, what I want to know, how does the song go.

[Trinity]

Looking forward to the steaks, Trinity begins to sing too:

Oh, Dixie, the land of King Cotton,
The home of the brave and the free;
A nation by freedom begotten,
The terror of despots to be.
Wherever thy banner is streaming,
Base tyranny quails at thy feet;
And liberty's sunlight is beaming
In splendor of majesty sweet.
 
CHORUS: Then three cheers for our Army so true,
Three cheers for our President too;
May our banner triumphantly wave
Over Dixie, the land of the brave!
 
When Liberty sounds her war rattle,
Demanding her right and her due,
The first land to rally to battle
Is Dixie, the home of the true.
Thick as leaves of the forest in summer,
Her brave sons will rise on each plain
And then strike till each vandal comer
Lies dead on the soil he would stain.

CHORUS
 
May the names of the dead that we cherish
Fill memory's cup to the brim;
May the laurels we've won never perish,
Nor our stars of their glory grow dim.
May our states of the South never sever
But companions of freedom e'er be;
May they flourish Confed'rate forever,
The boast of the brave and the free.

CHORUS

[Delmonico]

Delmonico tosses Trinity's steak to Duke and hands him a plate of grits instead.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Delmonico tosses Trinity's steak to Duke and hands him a plate of grits instead.