Author Topic: Newbrassky (Read 1828588 times)

Trinity · « **Reply #6360 on:** May 12, 2006, 06:49:38 PM »

"Thanks OT fer tha hat. It kinda skeert me this mornin' but oncet Ah figger'd it weren't gonna git me, Ah come out from unner tha baid! 'Bout this race, Ah thank Ah unnerstand how ta turn, so Ah thank Ah'm ready."

Oh, and thankee ladies right kindly fer tha, uh, racin' outfit. Ah hope ya don' mind, but Ah'll wayre mah drawers unner that skirt!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #6361 on:** May 12, 2006, 09:47:33 PM »

all righty then, Your'e ready the chariot's ready, the race tracks ready and we got 2 maybe 3 other fellars wanting to race, now all we need is for Del to mix us up some supercharged horse feed, just for your horses. that'll give you the edge.

all you need to do then is have a good old fashioned talk with your horses about winning.

Delmonico · « **Reply #6362 on:** May 12, 2006, 10:32:04 PM »

Delmonico hears that and goes and brews up a strong pot of coffee for Trinity's horse.

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Trinity · « **Reply #6363 on:** May 13, 2006, 03:32:30 AM »

Trinity mixes in a dose of his special brew when Delmonico's not looking. The brew is good for a short burst, but since this is not an endurance run, there won't be any problems. Afterward the race... and after vomiting, the horse will sleep very well.

Stoney Pete · « **Reply #6364 on:** May 13, 2006, 06:01:21 AM »

Quote from: Trinity on May 13, 2006, 03:32:30 AM

Trinity mixes in a dose of his special brew when Delmonico's not looking. The brew is good for a short burst, but since this is not an endurance run, there won't be any problems. Afterward the race... and after vomiting, the horse will sleep very well.

<<Another step in the developement of Nitrous.

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Trinity · « **Reply #6365 on:** May 13, 2006, 07:47:47 AM »

"Whassat? Yeah, he'll sleep ver' well through tha nahght! In fact if'n he's gotta go... well, he'll just go right whar he is. There won' be no wakin' up."

Delmonico · « **Reply #6366 on:** May 13, 2006, 10:16:11 AM »

Delmonico gets the coffee done, he puts it in a rubber bag with a hose.

The bag has a hand pump tween it and the rubber hose.

He rigs the bag up in the chair-e-it. He tells Trinity to put the hose in the .........................................little hole under the horses tail.

"Give it a pump or two when ya need speed."

Trinity · « **Reply #6367 on:** May 13, 2006, 10:41:07 AM »

<<Arthor's note: A coffee suppository!

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Delmonico · « **Reply #6368 on:** May 13, 2006, 11:22:41 AM »

<Authors note, if'n is was a supo-it-tory it would be solid and bullet shaped.

This would be a an enner-mer or in the period a clyster.

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Trinity · « **Reply #6369 on:** May 13, 2006, 11:49:17 AM »

<<What goes up has gotta come down... and... what goes in has gotta come out!>>

Delmonico · « **Reply #6370 on:** May 13, 2006, 11:54:26 AM »

Thinkin' about what Trinity was worried about, Delmonico sees he has a point and heads for the workshop,

Trinity · « **Reply #6371 on:** May 13, 2006, 12:39:19 PM »

<<

Uh oh!!>>

Delmonico · « **Reply #6372 on:** May 13, 2006, 01:11:42 PM »

Delmonico comes out of the workshop with a large rubber plug, it has a hose connection on it and 4 set screws.

"here Trinity, put this in the...............................little hole under the tail.................. of yer horse and tighten the screws up. It will expand on the inside and not come out till you loosten the screws.

"

Delmonico also tells him, "There is a one way valve in the plug, it can go in, but not come out."

Trinity · « **Reply #6373 on:** May 13, 2006, 01:47:42 PM »

"Ah ain' puttin' anythin' in any hole under any hosses tail!"

Delmonico · « **Reply #6374 on:** May 13, 2006, 04:18:08 PM »

Delmonico is hurt that Trinity won't "do anything he can" to win.

So he takes his device and hangs it in the barn.

Sadly he saddles up his mule Reuben and goes for a ride. Headin' east he goes over the first hill and see's the freight wagon comin' with the lumber he ordered in Omaha.

Excited he rides back to the ranch, "My lumber is comin' it will be here afore night fall. I'll start on my grocery store/post office in the mornin'."

Trinity · « **Reply #6375 on:** May 13, 2006, 04:46:59 PM »

Feeling sorry for his actions, Trinty tries to explain himself to Delmonico: "Sorry pard. Ah jus' ain' no gamer, see?"

Delmonico · « **Reply #6376 on:** May 13, 2006, 04:50:06 PM »

Delmonico say's, "Don't think there be nuthin' in the rules that say ya can't, if so Ozark would a mentioned it.

What ya be doin' is slowin' down the progress of the sport.

"Sides that ya gots rubber tires, so ya already is a gamer.

Trinity · « **Reply #6377 on:** May 13, 2006, 04:56:16 PM »

"Do them ball bearin's make me a gamer too?"

Delmonico · « **Reply #6378 on:** May 13, 2006, 05:01:01 PM »

Delmonico says, "Naw, that be a safety modification, otherwise yer hub could seize on the axle and toss ya inta the arena. Right onta the horse poop, unless ya all use my modification."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #6379 on:** May 13, 2006, 05:14:47 PM »

Ozark, after hearing this convesation, wonders aloud, now we don't want ms collinswood loseing all her money she done bet on you in tormorrow's race, we need to get that thing in the horse. I'll hold up his tail and you take your sling shot and install it.
we need all the speed we can get.

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