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[Sod Buster]

Delmonico 'members he fergot about Sodbuster so he puts one of litl roosters calfs in sSodbusters corral and watches mamma protest.

<There's gonna be plenty of coal this winter.>

Sodbuster comes out of his sod house and notices the new addition and wonders where it came from or how it got there.  Someone is gonna be looking for it soon.  Perhaps it is time to have veal for dinner?

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim goes to the barn to milch the cow and gather eggs. He comes outta the barn and yells, "Who changed my cow into a bull?!?!" 

Slim

Did ya notice that before or after you started milching?

"Before!" 
"I'll have ta deal with that on Monday since it's time ta head Northeast. See ya'll later." Slim gets the "Mighty Ten", saddles his horse, and rides away.

[Trinity]

"Awl tha same, Ah don't wanna drank what slims carries in that bucket no more!"

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[Delmonico]

Delmonico goes to the kitchen for sumthin' to eat and finds out that not only is the Cossack spreadin' Brome grass round the country, he's put bacteria in all the milk and it's turned to yogurt.

[litl rooster]

author's note the Rusky's get blamed for Knapp weed and Thistle also....Bromme grass is also running rampant here in Virginny

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The calf's mother stands outside the fence. She looks at Sod Buster with those sad cow eyes of hers and gives a low, heartbreaking moo.

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother waves to Slim and takes up the pail and basket. Going out to the barn, she looks at the bull. He stares back at her. It's a standoff until she slowly pulls her wand. The bull's eyes tighten and he starts to lower his head. But before he can charge her, ***POOF*** he's back where he belongs and the milching cow is in his place.

With a smile, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother pets her head. "Come on, Bessie, let's relieve your load."

A little while later, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother whistles merrily as she wanders back to the house with a full pail and basket full of eggs.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico goes out and writes on the udders of Slim's cow, Skim, 2%, Whole and Chock-o-lite.
 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish has been wandering around the yard when suddenly he spies something,   He runs to the kitchen to find the FFg.  Stuttering and sputtering he is unable to blurt out what he wants to say, grabbing the FFg by the arm he motions for her to follow him outside.  Once outside all he can do is gesture toward the pond.  There floating in the middle is the physical representation of what Delmonico wrote in the cement at the bottom!

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother stares as the storm gathers in her face.

"Who in the BLUE BLAZES POOPED IN THE POND?"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico goes over to see what the problem is, "Don't know I didn't, it ain't got no corn in it so it wern't Trinity, and Baby Ruth bars ain't been invented.

Delmonico counts the fish, three are missin' and there are raccoon tracks near by.  "A raccoon did it and then ate three of our goldfish." 

Delmonico goes and uncancels his order for the steam engine and roller.   "It's time to make another F.R.I.S.B.E.E."

[Trinity]

"Dail's right!  Ah din't poop in the food trough, Ah know ta go in tha river where that there tube ends."

[Trinity]

"Say, uh, Miss FFG... whar did that pail come from?"

[Delmonico]

"Slim ain't here so she milked his cow."

[Delmonico]

"Ya want it cold, we can put it in liquid nitrogen." ;

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother looks from Trinity to Delmonico and back again. Finally she just gives up, shakes her head and puts the milk and eggs away.

[litl rooster]

scratchn' my head and wondering why the Bull is coming from the barn and why he looks so disgraced

[Trinity]

"Ah jus' don' wan' no meelk from that thar pail what Slim used ta milk tha bull inta!! "

[Sod Buster]

The calf's mother stands outside the fence. She looks at Sod Buster with those sad cow eyes of hers and gives a low, heartbreaking moo.

All of the sad mooing got to Sod Buster and he decided to return the calf to it's mother.  He ties a rope around it's neck and takes to back to the Ranch where it's mother is waiting.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico leave a note on the table: "Gone to Omaha on the train to stock up on groceries for winter.  Be back in a few days." 

He goes to the barn and hitches up a team of mules to the wagon.  Havin' another thought he wirtes another note:  "If the new steam engine comes, don't let Slim or Trinity play with it."

And east to Dunning he goes.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim rides into the door yard. He puts his horse away and takes his shotgun and saddlebags into the house. He puts the cheese in the icebox and calls, "Is anyone home?"