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Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #4580 on:** November 03, 2005, 01:17:06 PM »

Slim unlocks the door with the "Mighty Ten" still in hand and walks down to the porch. "I thought them Vandals had come o'er from North Africa. Ya sure t'weren't them?"

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #4581 on:** November 03, 2005, 01:32:09 PM »

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother tosses a few goldfish to Slim before sitting to put her shoes and socks back on.

"Well," she ponders, "I'm not sure I know anyone named Van Dell, and if there was a Van Dell around here would he know everyone's names?"

She nibbles on another fish. "Then again, perhaps the person is related to Del-monico? Mayhaps one of his Dutch relatives?"

Delmonico · « **Reply #4582 on:** November 03, 2005, 01:35:38 PM »

No Slim, Nebrassky was invaded by from the steppes of Russia, some dern fool brought over Brome Grass and now we can't get rid of it.

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Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #4583 on:** November 03, 2005, 02:19:11 PM »

Slim leans the "Mighty Ten" against the porch wall and takes a seat. "Takes ma'am. The eases my mind." He munches on the goldfish.
He hears what Del said. "Russian Cossacks!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He runs to his room, locks the door behind him, grabs the "Mighty Ten", and peers out the window.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #4584 on:** November 03, 2005, 02:27:34 PM »

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother continues to contentedly munch. She calls upstairs, "Slim, why are you running? He looks like he could be one of your relatives! Maybe a tad grumpier than you, but definitely not as paranoid!"

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #4585 on:** November 03, 2005, 02:31:47 PM »

Slim calls down, "Who ya callin' paranoid?" "By the by, I don't think I have any Russian relatives."

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #4586 on:** November 03, 2005, 03:27:58 PM »

She yells back up, "I'm calling you paranoid, you and that shotgun!" She pauses to look at the cossack once more.

"Hmm. Maybe he looks more like Stoney Pete?"

Delmonico · « **Reply #4587 on:** November 03, 2005, 03:46:07 PM »

I don't care who he's relatewd to, search him, if he has brome grass seed shoot him and burn the seed.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #4588 on:** November 03, 2005, 03:57:30 PM »

"I'd say we shoot 'im then search 'im. Since I'm the paranoid one."

Delmonico · « **Reply #4589 on:** November 03, 2005, 04:07:43 PM »

Just don't let him spread brome seed.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #4590 on:** November 03, 2005, 04:28:35 PM »

"How 'bout wheat seed?"

Delmonico · « **Reply #4591 on:** November 03, 2005, 05:17:55 PM »

As long as it ain't got no tumbleweed seed in it, it's ok.

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #4592 on:** November 03, 2005, 06:27:31 PM »

Irish offers tha feller with tha ugly hoss an tha funny hairdo a drink an sez, What's yer name pard?

The Cossack replies, Mils Yenots!

Trinity · « **Reply #4593 on:** November 03, 2005, 06:57:26 PM »

"Hey thar feller wif tha funny hat. Ya wan' some likker Ah made from taters?"

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #4594 on:** November 03, 2005, 07:27:43 PM »

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother stares at the Russian, then mumbles. "I do think one of Slim's forefathers was a 'travelin' man.'"

Sod Buster · « **Reply #4595 on:** November 03, 2005, 07:29:54 PM »

Trinity · « **Reply #4596 on:** November 03, 2005, 07:34:18 PM »

Looking closer at the russian, Trinity rubs his eyes and looks again. "Say, you look like our pard Silver Creek Slim, Da?"

Delmonico · « **Reply #4597 on:** November 03, 2005, 07:36:01 PM »

Delmonico 'members he fergot about Sodbuster so he puts one of litl roosters calfs in sSodbusters corral and watches mamma protest.

<There's gonna be plenty of coal this winter.>

litl rooster · « **Reply #4598 on:** November 03, 2005, 07:43:29 PM »

Agrees with Lucky that horse is uglier than guy riding it.

Darn he looks like Slim

Make note to order coal

Delmonico · « **Reply #4599 on:** November 03, 2005, 07:48:27 PM »

Just be bad and Santa will deliver.

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