The Frumpy Fairy Godmother stares at the hole, then picks up two buckets and runs around the crater, picking up the honey covered ants. When those buckets are full, she gets two more and fills those up. She ships the ants to New Yarhk where they are sold at a ridiculously high price as delicacies, earning her a small fortune.
Back on the porch, she regards the crater.
"Could we turn it into a pond? A pond would be nice."