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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2120 on: April 11, 2005, 04:28:09 PM »
Unknown to anyone, while Delmonico is "Cillin" Duke has drug a bag of salt up and dropped it in whit the herps, thinkin' salt goes with herbs.  The salt works like it does in an ice cream maker and Delmonico's temp hast now dropped to 92.  ;D ;D  His dreams has now shifted to polar bears, but he can't figure out what they are drinkin'. ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2121 on: April 11, 2005, 06:49:13 PM »
In his room Trinity awakens sprawled across the bed.  He sits up on the edge for a moment and then shakes the remaining sleep from his his head.  He gets up and finds Delmonico in the bathroom freezing his... gourds off. 

"Still sick, ol' buddy?"  He picks up the bottle of "medicine" and uncorks it.  "Oh wail, if it ain't gonna hailp you, it'll hailp me! "  *Glug* *Glug* *Glug* *Glug* *Glug* *Glug* *Glug*.

"Ah wonder if'n you ought not come out of there."   ??? ??? ???

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<<authors note:  Nice reference to James Bond, Annie  ;D ;D ;D >>
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2122 on: April 11, 2005, 08:30:08 PM »
Trinity steps outside on the porch to enjoy the mild evening when he sees the new hammock with spreader bars.  Excitedly he climbs in and is pleased to find that he does not have to fight to stay in.  Soon he is fast asleep, snoring ever so slightly.
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Re: Newbrassky
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2123 on: April 11, 2005, 08:52:14 PM »
The Bohunks tromp back upstairs, take Delmonico out of the bathtub, dry him off and wrap him in warm quilts in his bed. One of them changes his poultice, nodding as the redness is easing back and the wound has less puss.

When she attempts to look in on Delmonico, the Bohunks glare at the Frumpy Fairy Godmother, giving her a clear message that he is now their charge. With a shrug, she heads back downstairs.


(Whew, that was close. I almost typed "the wound was less pussy." But I couldn't do it, it looked too strange, like something Slim would glare at me for doing.)


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2124 on: April 11, 2005, 09:23:39 PM »
Delmonico sits up in bed and looks around and says, "Prune Kolatch Please." ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2125 on: April 12, 2005, 05:55:07 AM »
When the Frumpy Fairy Godmother goes into the kitchen for a drink, she finds two big Bohunks in there, making a big mess.

"What are you doing in here?"

The bigger of the Bohunks glares at her, giving a curt reply. "Prune Kolatch."

She slowly backs out of the kitchen, grumbling.


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2126 on: April 12, 2005, 09:53:25 AM »
Slim comes is from gathering eggs and milking the cow. "FFG, how is Del this morning?"

BTW, below is a picture of the chickens.

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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2127 on: April 12, 2005, 10:16:28 AM »
The Frumpy Fairy Godmother grumbles some more.

"I don't know. I asked the Bohunks to help me with him and they took over the place. I can't even get into the kitchen to make coffee."


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2128 on: April 12, 2005, 12:39:06 PM »
"I'll put these in the icebox and make some coffee." Slim goes into the kitchen and puts the eggs and milk in the icebox. "May I make some coffee for the FFG?" The Bohunk looks at Slim and the pistol on his hip. "Yes, sir." Slim starts the coffee brewing. He goes outta the kitchen and addresses the FFG. "The coffee will be ready in several minutes." I'm going up to see how Del is doing." Slim climbs the stairs.
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2129 on: April 12, 2005, 02:35:23 PM »
( Belated author's note: Thank you, Trinity for catching the Bond reference, I thought it had gone over everyone's head! :D  Those are great chickens Cousin Slim, is Spring ever going to show up and turn your place green again?  :-*  :D  AnnieLee)


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2130 on: April 12, 2005, 03:10:44 PM »
( Belated author's note: Thank you, Trinity for catching the Bond reference, I thought it had gone over everyone's head! :D  Those are great chickens Cousin Slim, is Spring ever going to show up and turn your place green again?  :-*  :D  AnnieLee)
I hope it will turn green soon, but it hasn't rained much at all this spring.

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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2131 on: April 12, 2005, 06:37:47 PM »
In the mean time, Trinity is still dreaming of the chicks and making noises in his sleep "Peep, peep... Peep... Peep, peep."




( Belated author's note: Thank you, Trinity for catching the Bond reference, ...

How Could I miss it.  Goldfinger is one of my favorites  ;D ;D ;D

-Trinity, who told his Papa last fall that the only non-cowboy gun that he is interested in is the Walther PPK.  8)
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2132 on: April 12, 2005, 08:10:29 PM »
The Bohunk standing outside Delmonico's door gives a brief nod to Slim and lets him inside.

(So, how is Del?)


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2133 on: April 12, 2005, 08:11:59 PM »
Delmonico looks at Slim's chicken picture, goes into a rage, grabs the "PLASTIC" chair, takes it to the yard, pours 2 gallons of coal oil one top onf it and strikes a match to it.  As the chair dissapers in black smoke and yellow flames he says, "Dern I feel much better." ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2134 on: April 12, 2005, 08:25:09 PM »
Entranced by the fire, Trinity stares at the flames and begins to choke on the thick black smoke.  The fumes then overtake Trinity and he passes out.
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2135 on: April 12, 2005, 08:25:50 PM »
delmonicos fire makes good aim for handtubs new smooth bore

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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2136 on: April 12, 2005, 09:39:51 PM »
Unaware of the stranger drawing a bead on Trinity, he continues to stare into the fire. 
















































"Peep...........  Peeep............ Peep, Peep"
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2137 on: April 12, 2005, 10:13:04 PM »
As Handtub sprays the fire with his smooth bore firehose, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother leaps forward to drag Trinity to safety. She stands over him, dripping on his face. She has mixed emotions about his falling over like that... she wants him to be well, but this is an excellent chance to get him into clean clothing.

"Are you breathing? Want me to get Duke to give you mouth to mouth?"


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2138 on: April 13, 2005, 06:20:27 AM »
Trinity breaks from his trance: "huh?  Mouth to mouth, yeah... wait... who?"
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #2139 on: April 13, 2005, 07:04:25 AM »
Duke The yeller dog  ;D

 

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