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Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #2140 on:** April 13, 2005, 08:34:47 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on April 12, 2005, 08:11:59 PM

Delmonico looks at Slim's chicken picture, goes into a rage, grabs the "PLASTIC" chair, takes it to the yard, pours 2 gallons of coal oil one top onf it and strikes a match to it. As the chair dissapers in black smoke and yellow flames he says, "Dern I feel much better."

"It was not PLASTIC. It was RESIN.

It was used by the kids to check fer eggs. Now, what are they gonna use?!?!

"

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #2141 on:** April 13, 2005, 10:18:40 AM »

(Behind the Frumpy Fairy Godmother's back, AnnieLee hands Elle to Slim for his use.)

Delmonico · « **Reply #2142 on:** April 13, 2005, 04:35:04 PM »

Delmonico looks Slim straight in the eye and demands, "Tree resin or a resin made by ma-nip-u-late-in' the moly-cuuu-als of pee-trol-um?"

As Delmonico whaps Slin with "his" hidden skillet, he wonders if Slim has noticed he slipped pee inta the story 'steeeeda poop.

No matter Slim hits the ground and lays there and drools in his beard. Yep Delmonico is feeling better.

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Trinity · « **Reply #2143 on:** April 13, 2005, 07:59:47 PM »

Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on April 13, 2005, 08:34:47 AM

Quote from: Delmonico on April 12, 2005, 08:11:59 PM
Delmonico looks at Slim's chicken picture, goes into a rage, grabs the "PLASTIC" chair, takes it to the yard, pours 2 gallons of coal oil one top onf it and strikes a match to it. As the chair dissapers in black smoke and yellow flames he says, "Dern I feel much better."
"It was not PLASTIC. It was RESIN. It was used by the kids to check fer eggs. Now, what are they gonna use?!?! "

Let 'em stand... they're young!

Delmonico · « **Reply #2144 on:** April 13, 2005, 10:01:02 PM »

Slim just lays there and keeps droolin' in his beard.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #2145 on:** April 13, 2005, 10:30:26 PM »

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother frowns and draws her wand. Squinting at Delmonico, she gives the wand a wave. **POOF**!!

For a few minutes each day, every day for a week, Delmonico turns into a PLASTIC chair in Wissyconsin so the Slimettes can check for eggs.

With another wave of her wand, Slim is wafted through the air and into his bed, where he can drool on his pillow.

Delmonico · « **Reply #2146 on:** April 13, 2005, 10:57:05 PM »

"I knew it was plastic."

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #2147 on:** April 13, 2005, 11:02:36 PM »

The original chair may have been resin, but the Delmonichair is definitely PLASTIC.

Delmonico · « **Reply #2148 on:** April 14, 2005, 12:04:41 AM »

I don't care if the wind does blow
Long as I got plastic Delmonico
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car.

Delmonico hands the FFg's author a towel to wipe off her moniter and gets another on fer Slim.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #2149 on:** April 14, 2005, 10:10:29 AM »

Slim wakes in his bed with a knot on his head. He wipes the drool outta his beard, puts on his clothes, and goes down ta the kitchen ta break the fast.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #2150 on:** April 14, 2005, 10:27:39 AM »

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother is in the kitchen. She greets Slim with a gentle hug and rises to her toes to give him an even gentler smooch to the bump on his noggin, then hands him a cup of coffee.

"We've got ham, biscuits, and eggs."

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #2151 on:** April 14, 2005, 10:45:14 AM »

"Thankee, ma'am. That sounds go to me. By the by, how did I get this knot on my melon?"

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #2152 on:** April 14, 2005, 10:55:51 AM »

"Delmonico smacked you with a skillet." She gives a small, nearly secretive smile, "Don't worry, he's off pulling chair duty for the Slimettes at the moment."

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #2153 on:** April 14, 2005, 11:20:21 AM »

"Good! As long as he is being punished, I may not smack him back."

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #2154 on:** April 14, 2005, 11:58:59 AM »

"Let's just hope the Slimettes step in chicken poop before they climb on him to check for eggs."

She winks, then twitters with laughter.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #2155 on:** April 14, 2005, 02:36:42 PM »

"Should be plenty of it as we let 'em out of the pen in the afternoon after they've laid."

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #2156 on:** April 14, 2005, 03:04:08 PM »

She puts a finger to her lips and makes a small "shhhh" sound.

He should be back any minute. I bet he has chicken poop on him and doesn't know it.

Delmonico · « **Reply #2157 on:** April 14, 2005, 04:03:51 PM »

Delmonico comes in after hangin' up his rubber ponco on the porch.

with out sayin' a word he lets Duke inta his office and shuts the door.

Trinity · « **Reply #2158 on:** April 14, 2005, 07:05:05 PM »

Meanwhile at Trinity's Still site #5 Trinity is seated on the ground with his back against a tree waiting for his juice to finish boiling. He's sampling a fresh batch he made just yesterday when the brown express rider comes through the thicket with a package tied to the side of the horse.

As he dismounts his horse, the rider looks down at Trinity's bloody feet. "Here, I think you'll be needin' these!" he says as he hands the package over.

Unable to get up, Trinity thanks the rider and offers a small bottle for the road. "Sorry, I can't drink and ride. Company policy!" $:-\$

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #2159 on:** April 15, 2005, 11:12:00 AM »

Slim goes out ta check fer eggs with an icepack on his head.

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