I'm not a swinger, I need my briefs.
Agree with that one.
Funny along that line ya might get a laugh about, ya all know I fit about have way tween a city boy and a country boy, have road some, but not much. Well a while back we had a nice Chyenne half seat down here rather than tack. T'was durin' the High School Rodeo weekend, had a kid came in here, wandered around, nice kid like most of his kind, a bit less than the sharpest one like a lot of them. He looked over the half seat, t'was nobody but me and him in the dept. He asked about why the saddle was open in the front.
Talk about an opening.
Delmonico: "Well it's ta keep the cowboy from bangin' himself on the front of the saddle."
Kid: "I've never had that problem."
Delmonico: "Well some of us do."
Kid looked at me and knew he'd been had, like his kind took it in stride, then I explained it to him. Nice kid, hope he did well at the rodeo.