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Offline Delmonico

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #525 on: July 03, 2016, 01:04:46 am »
I'm stayin' upwind of y'all! Found some old .22 hulls for the kitty!

Kitty?  Durn fool thinks this is Facebook with all this kitty stuff.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #526 on: July 03, 2016, 05:16:12 pm »
I fold.... Another crappy hand;)
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #527 on: July 03, 2016, 06:40:44 pm »
Kitty?  Durn fool thinks this is Facebook with all this kitty stuff.

Man alive! Feller tries to give some valyooable 22 hulls and gets run over!  ;)
I'm just gonna sit here with some hot cookies and cold milk my Missus just fixed!
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #528 on: July 05, 2016, 11:04:08 pm »
Man alive! Feller tries to give some valyooable 22 hulls and gets run over!  ;)
I'm just gonna sit here with some hot cookies and cold milk my Missus just fixed!

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #529 on: July 05, 2016, 11:05:43 pm »
Demonico tosses in some welding rod.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #530 on: July 05, 2016, 11:11:23 pm »
Majer throws in a bucket of prop wash. ;D
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #531 on: July 06, 2016, 05:12:09 pm »
Majer throws in a bucket of prop wash. ;D

TK adds some flight line to that one. ::)

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #532 on: July 06, 2016, 09:00:41 pm »
I toss in a used cell-stretcher.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #533 on: July 07, 2016, 02:22:32 pm »
Delmonico comes in, sits down and orders a bottle of Moxie.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #534 on: July 08, 2016, 04:28:25 pm »
ST tosses an empty bottle of Black Jack, opens a new one and pours himself a night cap.

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #535 on: August 06, 2016, 11:34:51 pm »
TK has a parcel delivered, which is opened and the contents tossed into the pot.  Because who wouldn't want to win a bunch of government junk.  ::)

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #536 on: August 07, 2016, 03:44:48 pm »
No junk here, I'm addin' a Peach Pie the Missus made last night! Ifin yer good I'll add ice cream!
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #537 on: October 03, 2016, 12:28:17 am »
Probably Blue Bell and we are going to die from eating it. ::)
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #538 on: September 28, 2018, 11:19:27 pm »
Since it's been almost 2 years, I'll raise some pumpkin spice cawfee( :-X :-X ) and see how fast Del folds.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #539 on: September 30, 2018, 03:07:59 am »
 Well what the heck ,,I'll up " 2 lady's garters ",,,,( ?? found 'm ) if y'a don't know what they are ,, your to young for this hand .



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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #540 on: September 30, 2018, 05:42:41 pm »
I'll call and raise ya all with 1# of beef bacon, one bale of straw, and a six pack of Schlitz!  ::) ::) ;D

(Note: I actually bought a Remington 514 single shot 22 LR rifle with the above and I believe there was several other items tossed in the deal also (believe $2-3 dollars was included). Many moons ago, late in 1969 or so, a few friends and I were congregating at the garage of a friend. The garage served as a place to go when the local gins mills were closed, after hours, or when there wasn't any other place to go (town of a 1000).  Anyway, after the consumption of a "few" (??) adult beverages I tried to buy the Rem 514 from the friend who had the garage. No monetary figure could be reached, so when he finally asked me what I'd give him for it, I rattled off the above plus a few other non-remembered items. Still have the rifle, served as my main coon huntin weapon for quite a while. Jubal, you were there, maybe ya can recall all the other items.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #541 on: September 30, 2018, 07:53:45 pm »
I'm in this hand with some empty Berdan primer brass!
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #542 on: September 30, 2018, 10:09:39 pm »
I'll toss in an overpriced textbook that I didn't need to buy.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #543 on: September 03, 2019, 10:36:56 pm »
Time to revive tha Card Game, I'll raise Ya a double hand full of split nickle .38 Special Starline brass.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #544 on: September 04, 2019, 07:02:37 pm »
What's so special about cracked cases?

DELMONICO tosses in a 3 day old Burger King Taco and an Impossible Whopper.😳
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #545 on: September 04, 2019, 08:23:39 pm »
They's special cus theys shiny
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #546 on: September 04, 2019, 08:51:34 pm »
I'll toss in a lego land mines one of the g'kids left on the floor.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #547 on: September 04, 2019, 11:38:39 pm »
DELMONICO tosses an 8 track tape of the Partridge Family in the pot.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #548 on: September 05, 2019, 02:03:32 pm »
The kid tosses a cracked bedframe into the pot.

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #549 on: September 05, 2019, 03:48:48 pm »
DELMONICO tosses in a sock with holes in it, but doesn't toss in a little brown puppy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, yet.  >:(
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