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« on: February 11, 2010, 09:59:36 pm »
Dang, I don't get in here fer a while an tha thread gets buried 4 pages back
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« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2010, 02:55:24 pm »
Leo antes a copy of War and Peace.  "Now there's some pages!"
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« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2010, 03:19:30 pm »
The Little Kid (having not made it back to his pillow) slips out the batwing doors and returns with his little red wagon carrying an original copy of the Gutenberg Bible. But can’t lift it onto the table!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2010, 03:33:23 pm »
Leo calls with a Gideons he stole from the hotel back in Kansas.
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« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2010, 08:51:56 am »
Leo antes a copy of War and Peace.  "Now there's some pages!"

Delmonico tosses in a thin book, it's War and Peace, but every one in it's named Smith, Jones or another simple name.
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« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2010, 08:52:43 am »
Leo calls with a Gideons he stole from the hotel back in Kansas.

Gideon checked out, and left it no doubt,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2010, 11:53:06 am »
Her name was Magill but she called herself Lil...
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« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2010, 11:55:07 am »
The Doctor came in, stinking of gin and proceded to lie on the table. ;D
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« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2010, 02:41:52 pm »
The doctor said Rocky you've met yer match and Rocky said Doc it's only a scratch.
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« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2010, 02:47:08 pm »
I love you yeah, yeah yeah.
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« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2010, 04:31:10 pm »
Dang it's been way too long back to top... I'll raise some moldy cheese whiz cans that were left from tha last get together what was broken up when Del tolt everbody he loved em... ::) ::)
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« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2010, 05:37:00 pm »
Guess I am the last one here, so I will bring the chips and dip.. typical, huh?  lol...     I need an ante??  really.. okay, I have this thing I found out on the trail. guessing it could be a uh rock.. you can have that..
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« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2010, 06:05:04 pm »
I already brought the chips:



and the dip:

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« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2010, 06:24:11 pm »
Yuck...lol...  uh, no that could be dip though??  lol..  But I will pass, just ate..  ::)
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« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2010, 11:15:30 pm »
Welcome to "Tha Card game" Miz Deja, The rules are simple, we make them up as we go You can ante anything but real money and "Round tuit's" Enjoy the fun.
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« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2010, 11:28:11 pm »
Thanks Major.. I tossed in a rock ... I guess I can give up my neighbors false teeth,  my cat brought them home the other day and I have been puting off the issue of returning them... lol.. 
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« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2010, 07:14:58 am »
False teeth are a good ante.  ;D I'll throw in the jawbone of a donkey.
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« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2010, 11:17:20 pm »
The jawbone of a donkey.. hard to top.. let me see .... okay...  the tail of a lizard that was on jurasic park// hows that? 
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« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2010, 03:21:08 am »
I've foller'd this for months nowand thought,,,,,HOGWASH!!

Thats my ante,,,hogwash!

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« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2010, 06:55:58 am »
I'll see your "hogwash" an raise 3 buckets of prop wash from the airplane thread
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« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2010, 09:13:21 am »
Well since this seems to be such a nice clean game, then what can I ante but this:



(Leo told me what that fancy French name means, but I don't remember, perhaps off to Babelfish.)
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« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2010, 04:46:19 pm »
Today at the river there was this dead fish that washed up on the shore, and I snagged him for you all.. I ante my dead fish,, ah part of the head is eaten off, but looks okay other than that.. lol.l
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« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2010, 05:22:02 pm »
What Day Gee Vooo don't realize is her dead fish is pregnat and it soon gives birth:

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« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2010, 09:06:17 pm »
Snort.. lol.l..  Okay...  it gives Birth ot DEAD fish?  lol...  okay, got a recipe for that one Monicos.. lol
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« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2010, 11:57:15 pm »
... Cyrus has returned from the wake for Soapy Smith...
10% off embalming on any body delivered with my card in their pocket.