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Offline DeaconKC

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #420 on: November 18, 2013, 01:07:11 PM »
Whatever it was, we need some for the chili.
Antes up a bottle of Pinaud's Bay Rum Aftershave to go with the straight razor and brush.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #421 on: November 18, 2013, 02:05:01 PM »
The shaved rat comes in and steals the bay rum.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #422 on: November 26, 2013, 08:21:12 AM »
gets the large dutch oven and throws the shaved rat in it.


Takes a belt of the Bay Rum and draws another ace
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #423 on: November 26, 2013, 10:46:57 AM »
I've seen everything.....a shaved rat ???         Did I actually see that?  I promise I wasn't in the bay rum..... ::)

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #424 on: November 26, 2013, 11:12:18 AM »
Quote from: The Trinity Kid on November 26, 2013, 10:46:57 AM
I've seen everything.....a shaved rat ???         Did I actually see that?  I promise I wasn't in the bay rum..... ::)

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Well if you can shave beef you can shave a rat.

Delmonico tosses a used Bic razor into the pot.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #425 on: November 28, 2013, 09:55:59 AM »
Slim tosses shaved horse hoof in the pot.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #426 on: November 28, 2013, 11:34:16 AM »
Delmonico pulls it out, makes some glue and puts it on Slim's chair while he goes out to the alley to,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #427 on: November 28, 2013, 02:57:37 PM »
Stu walks in and sits in Slim's chair, looks at Delmonico and says "What are you grinning about?"
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #428 on: November 28, 2013, 03:17:51 PM »
Delmonico says nothing and tosses a crow bar into the pot. ::)
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #429 on: November 29, 2013, 12:17:25 AM »
Kid Throws in a broken wishbone......I broke the short end of the wishbone, by the way. :'(

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #430 on: November 30, 2013, 07:25:02 PM »
Delmonico tosses in a split wishbone. ;D ::)

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #431 on: November 30, 2013, 07:27:48 PM »
Deke starts pickin' out "Hot Rod Lincoln" on an old steel geetar..... ;D
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #432 on: November 30, 2013, 08:57:37 PM »
Delmonico tosses in an old 45 RPM record.

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #433 on: December 01, 2013, 12:45:13 AM »
Kid cranks it up to 78RPMs...... ::) ;D   That oughta liven things up a bit around here.

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #434 on: December 01, 2013, 08:20:31 AM »




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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #435 on: December 01, 2013, 08:26:57 PM »
Drool........in the pot that is.    Nice lookin' car, too. ::) ::)

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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #436 on: December 01, 2013, 08:31:25 PM »
Majer throws in a tangled mess of outdoors Christmas lights...CALL!!
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #437 on: December 01, 2013, 08:39:27 PM »
After the drool.......I fold.

Starts a new pot with a bid of 3 leftover brownies from Thursday.
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #438 on: December 02, 2013, 07:53:57 AM »
Delmonico folds cause he hates puttin' up Christmas lights tangled or not and he suspects the brownies was a Betty Crocker mix.

He goes out to the hitchin' post and gets in Ol' Charly's Hot Rod Lincoln, does a burn out and tosses horse poop into the saloon. ::) :P
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Re: The "Card Game"
« Reply #439 on: December 02, 2013, 11:12:06 AM »
Nope, homemade brownies with pecans.......glad you left, 'cause I like 'em!
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