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[Delmonico]

Burrito's, I hope you brought plenty of cheese.  Made you one with lots of yer favorite pepper sauce, but don't slop any, you remember the hole it made in the ground down in Kanas.

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Burrito's? What are those? I'z from da nort ya know."  "I gotts my war bags full o' cheese."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico gives Slim a 1000 yard stare and then after about 5 minutes hands him a burrito, the one made special fer him.

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[litl rooster]

Delmonico gives Slim a 1000 yard stare and then after about 5 minutes hands him a burrito, the one made special fer him.

Burrito= male donkey aka jackass?

Burrita=female donkey

[Delmonico]

Slim eats his burrito and runs out the door heading for the Dismal river with fire coming out both ends.

(He was a wimp in Kansas also. )

[litl rooster]

as each of the men wait in line for their jumbo tortilla with donkey and beans and cheese. I begin to relize that Delmonico is a visionary...With the help of Ozark, Del now has the country's first roach coach

[Delmonico]

As Slim dives into the Dismal River with a hiss of steam, Delmonico decides that litl rooster has a good idea and decides he needs a cookshack trailer fer the steam roller.     This might even be good fer rollin' pie crusts, would even work fer tederizin' tough cuts of meat.

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark turns to boys at the ranch after supper and supposes out loud that Del can sure put on the feed.  them was the thinnest torrtillas I ever had,  he ought to make them up and fry them and bag em up,  course they'd get chipped  up when they was being hauled around.

[Delmonico]

<Authors Note: If anyone thinks we is makin' all this up, check this out. >


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[Trinity]

As Slim dives into the Dismal River with a hiss of steam, Delmonico decides that litl rooster has a good idea and decides he needs a cookshack trailer fer the steam roller...

"Ya know, Dail.  Ya kin use that thar buildin' that ya was gonna turn inta a drive-in."

[litl rooster]

"Ya know, Dail.  Ya kin use that thar buildin' that ya was gonna turn inta a drive-in."

Yep, mayb' Ozark could put wheels and a tongue on this

[Stoney Pete]

Delmonico starts rollin' out tortillas with the stream roller.

<<can we count on more FRISBEE's?>>

[Stoney Pete]

As Slim dives into the Dismal River with a hiss of steam, Delmonico decides that litl rooster has a good idea and decides he needs a cookshack trailer fer the steam roller.     This might even be good fer rollin' pie crusts, would even work fer tederizin' tough cuts of meat.

Witnessing this occurance Stoney turns to Del.  "I'll have one of those WITHOUT the sauce please."

[Silver Creek Slim]

After the fire is gone, Slim climbs outta the Dismal and starts his search for his horse that ran away 'cuz all the screamin' Slim did on his way to the Dismal. 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks at the soakin' wet Slim, "Dern northern folks, can't take a little slightly warm sauce."

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks at Stoney, shakes his head and makes him one with out any of the special sauce.

He then goes and shovels in some more coal and lays out a bunch of round steak, tonight they will have chicken fried steak, special sauce will be there for those who ain't wimps.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Uh Slim I hate ta tell ya this but yer hoss wasn't skeered ah ya, Dell put sum a that sauce in hiz feedbag. He was movin so fast he run right outta yer saddle n gear! 

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Thanks alot, Del.    Which way was it headed?"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico point's off toward the west, "He went dat away."

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim walks into the sunset.