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[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother steps out on the porch and sees the tied up men. She looks further and sees the Itsy Bitsy spider who isn't so itsy bitsy now.

"DORIS!!" She yells, causing the spider to curl up its legs. "Stop that! I said you could live here as long as you behaved! Well, tying up my friends isn't behaving, so you let them go right now!"

Multifaceted eyes swirl as the spider regards her.

"I said, NOW!"

With a movement that is a phsyical kinsman to a sigh, the spider drops down and releases Slim and Bucky. As it starts on Trinity, she stops it. "That's all right, he looks comfy."

The spider moves back to the corner and the Frumpy Fairy Godmother goes back inside, smiling.

( Author's note: I changed the name of the spider because Myrtle was a turtle and as the Beatles know, Doris is a spider. ))

[Delmonico]

FFg comes into the kitchen where Delmonico is boilin' corned beef cabbage, onions and potatoe with a couple of turnips.   As he says, "supper is late but it will be ready in a few minutes," he notices the tiny little spot of gold on her tongue.

[Brazos Bucky Smith]

  Brazos comes into the kitchen, "Look at my fine new silk long johns!  Going to be nice and comfy this winter!"  Better wash up for supper!  Smells good!   hey Delmonico what di ya do with that nice Bright Red hat? T-heh.

Slim and Trinity are just hanging around out on the porch, should be in directly. (sorry I just couldn't resist!)  Brazos heads over to the wash basin and scrubs up.

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[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

"Thank you, Delmonico." The good meal removes the gold speck on her tongue but doesn't do a thing for his coat.

[Stoney Pete]

Stoney come outta his room rubbing his eyes.  Seeing the man in the red coat he screams, "Christmas already?"    He runs to his room and return with hammer nail and a sock.  Quickly he nails his stocking by the fire.

[Scattered Thumbs]

arthur's note: Ho! Ho! Ho!?

[Delmonico]

As soon as Stoney's back is turned, his socks crawl off the nails, one grabs the hammer and pulls out the nails.  They sneak up and nail Stoney's boots to the floor, the nails luckly passing between the toes.

Delmonico is makin' pankakes and watches out of the corner of his eye.  As the socks head to Trinity's room he says to Stoney, "Don't be borrowin' Trinity's socks."

<Author's note: work about Brazos and Slim and the rapid fire cheese that was used to shoot down Joe Dalton spread through out the land.  When it reached Ogdon Utah a fella a named John Browning used the idea to invent a gun, later know as the 1896 Colt machine gun.   A pair of these were a great help to TR and his Rough Riders.  Thanks Brazos and Slim. >

[Scattered Thumbs]

Contrary to what some people may think Joe Dalton didn’t stay down after being hit for the second time (he’s a toon after all  ), he wasn’t even bleeding. His red neckerchief may have given a false impression. He simply got up dusted himself off and got out of sight planning his revenge.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim comes in from the porch and washes fer supper.

[Scattered Thumbs]

Utah a fella a named John Browning used the idea to invent a gun, later know as the 1896 Colt machine gun.   A pair of these were a great help to TR and his Rough Riders.  Thanks Brazos and Slim. >

Arthur's note: And me thinking they were a blessing to potato planters.   

Arthur's note too: It's really the Colt model 1895 

[Delmonico]

<Delmonico's note: Yep, my mind fails once in a while. >

[Stoney Pete]

Now fully awake and nailed to the floor, Stoney realizes that's wasn't Santa.   Removing his feet from his boots he was then able to get leverage to pull out the nails. 

He sits down to eat cuz' everyone else is getting ready for supper.

[Trinity]

Up in his perch, Trinity awakens and clears a hole so that he can see.  The first thing he sees is Delmonico in his new outfit.

"Hey!  You look lahk that there man that is always at the ladies' waggon countin' money!!!"

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Arthur's note: Y'all talkin' 'bout spiders and I get attacked by one.      I was minding my own business and it jumped on my arm. I knocked it to the floor. It's now part of the carpet.      With it's legs, It was about the size of a quarter. Now, I'm gonna have the willies the rest of the day.>

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

<Arthur's note: Y'all talkin' 'bout spiders and I get attacked by one.      I was minding my own business and it jumped on my arm. I knocked it to the floor. It's now part of the carpet.      With it's legs, It was about the size of a quarter. Now, I'm gonna have the willies the rest of the day.>

< Author's note:

It's All Del's Fault!!

  >

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Arthur's note: Y'all talkin' 'bout spiders and I get attacked by one.      I was minding my own business and it jumped on my arm. I knocked it to the floor. It's now part of the carpet.      With it's legs, It was about the size of a quarter. Now, I'm gonna have the willies the rest of the day.>

< Author's note:

It's All Del's Fault!!

  >

<Arthur's note: That's fer sure!>

[Brazos Bucky Smith]

 

  Poor ol' Del everybody always blamin' poor ol' Delmonico!


Most of the time its true and he loves it!

Brazos sits down at the table picks up his fork and digs in!  "ummmmmmm, this is goood!  Del may be sneaky sometimes but he sure can cook."  Trinity you go any jugs that ain't got spider stuff in 'um?

[Delmonico]

Delmonico goes out to the porch, he sees a whole herd of Prairie rattlesnakes out in the door yard.

<Now what am I going to do if Slim gets attacked by a rattlesnake at work. >

[Brazos Bucky Smith]

  Sorry pard!   But you know they'll say its your fault too.

[litl rooster]

authors note from litl' rooster.  While scouting water today for the herd, I come across a trail of apple cores...Very small boot prints in the dust along the way...I have a feeling the Dalton bros. are nearby. I will send a man to wire the Marshall in the morning. Wish Mr. Browning would leave me one of his new inventions. Just Call it Home Thread Security