Author Topic: Newbrassky (Read 1820490 times)

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #3240 on:** July 27, 2005, 07:06:51 AM »

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother gives a puff of breath as she looks over the applicants.

"I don't mean any offense, but I'd rather Delmonico and Gopher Grease were back."

With a small frown, she gives a hopeful look to the sky.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #3241 on:** July 27, 2005, 10:43:05 AM »

"Me, too. But I think Jedediah Nightlinger might be the best of the applicants."

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #3242 on:** July 27, 2005, 02:35:21 PM »

Another man walks up with an application in hand:

"I'm used to pulling boys out of trouble, I can cook enough for an elementary school, I can sing, and the ladies sure do like my sweet slow lovin'. I was told to come here by Capt. Hamp Cox."

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Delmonico · « **Reply #3243 on:** July 27, 2005, 03:02:54 PM »

Suddenly there is a strange noise over head that sounds like a finger nail running across a chalk board.

There is a green light that turns to blue in the yard and Delmonico reapears once again wearin' a strange white with blue paisley night shirt with ties in the back. As the flyin' plates leaves he runs into his office moonin' every one as he goes by.

<Authors Note: I'm back for a while, till the plates drag me off again. I'ts gonna take a couple days to catch up, between my slow computor and the fact I can't sit for long periods at a time. But it's good to be back.

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Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #3244 on:** July 27, 2005, 03:25:32 PM »

"Was that Del that just run thru here with his backside exposed?"

<Author's note: It's good ta have ya back, Del.

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Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #3245 on:** July 27, 2005, 04:13:47 PM »

Duke leaps up and runs after Delmonico, making it into his office before the door slams shut.

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother is left to gawk.

"I hope that wasn't what I thought it was. I know I missed Delmonico, but did he have to make such an entrance?"

Stoney Pete · « **Reply #3246 on:** July 27, 2005, 05:25:32 PM »

Well, you did say you wanted him back. He, as you requested showed you his back...side.

litl rooster · « **Reply #3247 on:** July 27, 2005, 06:44:40 PM »

litl' rooster also welcomes Delmonico back.....Hope you don't need to go back. This stayin' up late reviewing resumes for a coosie have been murder...Of course most never got past Trinty, even though he swears he never skeered them.

Trinity · « **Reply #3248 on:** July 27, 2005, 07:24:25 PM »

"Wailcome back, Del!!!!

Don' listen to them others. I din't never skeer no one! Ahm glad yer back, cause that last feller

wanted to serve us all somethin' called chef's salty chawk-lit balls. Din't sound too 'ppealin' a-tall!!!"

Capt. Hamp Cox · « **Reply #3249 on:** July 27, 2005, 07:32:01 PM »

It becomes readily apparent to all in the room that Delmonico has no qualms whatsoever about displaying his aspic in mixed company. But, what do you expect from a hoochie coochie coosie?

(Author's note - Howdy, Del, good to see your rosey cheeks again. Hope things are looking up.)

Trinity · « **Reply #3250 on:** July 27, 2005, 07:41:32 PM »

Quote from: Capt. Hamp Cox on July 27, 2005, 07:32:01 PM

It becomes readily apparant to all in the room that Delmonico has no qualms whatsoever about displaying his aspic in mixed company. But, what do you expect from a hoochie coochie coosie?

(Author's note - Howdy, Del, good to see your rosey cheeks again. Hope things are looking up.)

...but we don't need to see 'em if they are. Keep the front side covered!

Stoney Pete · « **Reply #3251 on:** July 28, 2005, 05:14:23 AM »

Quote from: Trinity on July 27, 2005, 07:41:32 PM

Quote from: Capt. Hamp Cox on July 27, 2005, 07:32:01 PM
It becomes readily apparant to all in the room that Delmonico has no qualms whatsoever about displaying his aspic in mixed company. But, what do you expect from a hoochie coochie coosie?

(Author's note - Howdy, Del, good to see your rosey cheeks again. Hope things are looking up.)

...but we don't need to see 'em if they are. Keep the front side covered!

I'z whole heartedly agree.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #3252 on:** July 28, 2005, 10:18:15 AM »

<Arthur's note: Changing the subject.

>

Slim goes out to gather eggs and milch the cow, but runs into:

Capt. Hamp Cox · « **Reply #3253 on:** July 28, 2005, 11:31:29 AM »

Sure hope he wernt hurt. Ya know how sue happy some folks are nowadays. Gotta be more keerful around that hen house and cow pen.

Trinity · « **Reply #3254 on:** July 28, 2005, 12:14:58 PM »

"Ah got me a good pard, who happens to be known as the finest shot back home in the Carolinas, what's lookin' fer that scoundrel!!"

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #3255 on:** July 28, 2005, 12:35:01 PM »

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother blinks at Capt. Hamp.

"Uh, hullo, uh, when did you arrive, and would you like something to eat?"

Delmonico · « **Reply #3256 on:** July 28, 2005, 12:41:53 PM »

Delmonico appears in the kitchen wearin' his beloved red flannel night shirt. The buttons (real pearl) are in the front and buttoned and all 4 are buttoned clear to the top. "I've got a strange hankerin' for potatoe soup." <Yes the e at the end is period correct.>

With that he starts peeling onions and potatoes.

<This is what is brewin' upstairs, look for the recipe in Cosie's Corner it is a Duesy.>

(Author's note: Who knows the origins of "it's a Doozy" or more correct Duesy?)

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #3257 on:** July 28, 2005, 12:46:29 PM »

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother turns to give Delmonico an affectionate hug.

"Please make a lot of it? We've got company."

Delmonico · « **Reply #3258 on:** July 28, 2005, 01:38:33 PM »

Ok, I'll take the recipe I'm postion in CCAFB and quad-druple it X4 or would that be

Potatoe Soup to the 16th power, I ain't good at math.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #3259 on:** July 28, 2005, 02:33:31 PM »

"Ta the 16th power sounds good ta me, 'cuz this fellar looks mighty hungry."

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