Author Topic: Newbrassky (Read 1820601 times)

Trinity · « **Reply #3220 on:** July 25, 2005, 11:30:33 AM »

"Howdy Shlim! Wash out fer the bashroom. There'sh a ghohsht in there!!!" *Glug*

He eats the Bacon and jerky that the gents offered him and asked if there was more.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #3221 on:** July 25, 2005, 12:12:28 PM »

"Ghost in the water kloset?"

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #3222 on:** July 25, 2005, 04:42:47 PM »

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother jumps down from the porch. She flutters down to the ground and gives Slim a big hug before taking the cheese to stow it away. She whispers to him> "I think he put something in his recipe that is making him see things."

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Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #3223 on:** July 25, 2005, 04:53:29 PM »

"Thanks fer the hug, ma'am."
"I think he is still using lead soldier."

Trinity · « **Reply #3224 on:** July 25, 2005, 07:09:24 PM »

"Mah recipe is just fahn! Stoneypete done been drankin' from it an don' nobody say nothin' to him 'bout lead! Danggummit!

Not wanting to waste any of the recepe and not having anything else to slam down for effect Trinity looks around for a moment and finds a chicken feather on the porch. He takes the feather up and throws it down as hard has he can. It drifts left, then right, then left again several times before finally gently touching down upon the porch.

litl rooster · « **Reply #3225 on:** July 25, 2005, 07:33:10 PM »

a small nature man in sandals approches the front porch, stopping to pet the dogs as they greet him. He walks to the porch and see's Trinty in the hammock. Trinty opens one eye to look still hangin' on to his jug, the man exclaims ....me no work here....this man crazy, me go to Nevada work for man and 3 sons.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #3226 on:** July 25, 2005, 07:49:27 PM »

"Wait, wait!" The Frumpy Fairy Godmother calls after the man.

"Can you cook? We pay good wages, and Trinity doesn't normally well... uh... bother people...."

Trinity · « **Reply #3227 on:** July 25, 2005, 07:57:10 PM »

"Oh, so now Ah bother people, huh? Ah see how y'all thank of me!"

litl rooster · « **Reply #3228 on:** July 25, 2005, 08:11:32 PM »

the little man stops the dogs run again to greet him...

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #3229 on:** July 26, 2005, 10:58:44 AM »

Slim walks out to the porch and spies the stranger. He looks familiar.

Stoney Pete · « **Reply #3230 on:** July 26, 2005, 11:20:49 AM »

Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on July 26, 2005, 10:58:44 AM

Slim walks out to the porch and spies the stranger. He looks familiar.

Seeing the look on Slims face, Stoney take a better look at the stranger. 'The last time I'd seen that face, he was guarding the jail with a shotgun.' I could be wrong but he went by the name Stumpy.' Stoney thought. I'll keep it to meself for now.

litl rooster · « **Reply #3231 on:** July 26, 2005, 06:30:12 PM »

yep Stumpy can't find a pic of Chin Li and and Hop Sing is busy in another thread...Dagnabit

So the interviews continue for a replacement coosie...In the mean time while ridin' over Naked Mtn this evening I come across a Peach orchard and filled my saddle bags with fresh picked fruit, help yourselves.

litl rooster · « **Reply #3232 on:** July 26, 2005, 06:41:16 PM »

How about the guy on left....He might be too Harmonious with the Oatmeal

Trinity · « **Reply #3233 on:** July 26, 2005, 06:59:00 PM »

"Stumpy? Why Ah knew someone named stumpy onct. Got that name after the 'splosion... Poor feller... never will have much any more ta keep the women-folk occupied.

What in tarn... Someone give me a lookin' glass. I kain't see them fellers so far away, but it looks lahk they's starin' at us!!!"

litl rooster · « **Reply #3234 on:** July 26, 2005, 07:07:46 PM »

They heard the little man as he run away mumbling something about you and are afraid to come closer....It's going to be hard to find a replacement cook if you keep skerin them off. This guy applied also

Trinity · « **Reply #3235 on:** July 26, 2005, 07:41:04 PM »

"Who's 'ffraid of me? Why Ah ain' never hurt nobody never! Call 'em back!

Who applied. Why, if they keep standing at the far edge of the field yonder, we'll never know if they kin cook."

litl rooster · « **Reply #3236 on:** July 26, 2005, 07:48:15 PM »

I think Delmonico would approve of this one since he knows the value of Castor Oil

Trinity · « **Reply #3237 on:** July 26, 2005, 07:59:44 PM »

Trinity mumbles under his breath: "Finally, a pard who's got the gumption ta come on up ta the door!"

Louder, to litl rooster: "We have extolled the virtues of this mans cookin' afore in this here thread! Ah wan' me some apple pah!!!"

litl rooster · « **Reply #3238 on:** July 27, 2005, 03:53:43 AM »

Quote from: Trinity on July 26, 2005, 07:59:44 PM

Trinity mumbles under his breath: "Finally, a pard who's got the gumption ta come on up ta the door!"

Louder, to litl rooster: "We have extolled the virtues of this mans cookin' afore in this here thread! Ah wan' me some apple pah!!!"

must have been before I mosied into this country

3 pat of butter....?

Stoney Pete · « **Reply #3239 on:** July 27, 2005, 06:58:54 AM »

Quote from: litl rooster on July 26, 2005, 07:48:15 PM

I think Delmonico would approve of this one since he knows the value of Castor Oil

"I've met him. A right fine gentleman and dedicated to the task at hand. He was onct on a cattle drive and we came across a wagon load of soiled doves and he said, "Well, I have the inclination, the maturity, and the where-with-all; but unfortunately, I don't have the time."

"I also recollect he's a man of prayer. During a lynchin' attempt he was quoted as praying, " I regret trifling with married women, I'm thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards, I deplore my occasional departures from the truth, Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday Sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I've killed in anger, and those I am about to... " I hear all hell broke loose after that."

He'd be a right fine addition to the ranch if we could get him.

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