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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #3080 on: July 13, 2005, 04:12:39 PM »
The Frumpy Fairy Godmother slowly walks around the structure/sculpture. She examines it closely, looking to see if there is any way she can salvage a greenhouse out of it. The sunlight catches in some of the glass, winking merrily at her.

She steps back from it, takes another look, then scrubs the tears from her face. After a moment, she turns away to go back inside.


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #3081 on: July 13, 2005, 07:46:38 PM »
Trinity smiles to himself, throws his hands behind his head and loudly proclaims:  "Boys!  Ah thank Miss FFG lahks the granehouse ah built fer her!"

"Oh, Slim.  Chit'lin's is clean.  Onct ya got them re-moved from the critter, with yer siphon hose in a large barrel of water ya hook up the other end to one end of the innards .  Let the water go an' presto!  Clean innards!   Mmmmm, Boy!  Mama shore could make the tastiest chit'lin's in the whole county! 

An' that smail!  MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!  Ah kin almost smail it right now."
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #3082 on: July 13, 2005, 10:51:36 PM »
A while later, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother comes back outside, carrying one of her orchid plants. She makes her way to the "greenhouse" and circles it again, looking for a place, any place to set the orchid where it would be protected.

After six turns around the thing, she gives a small sigh and carries the orchid back inside.


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #3083 on: July 14, 2005, 09:54:30 AM »
"I've heard nasty things 'bout Chit'lins, never tried 'em and ain't gonna now."  >:(
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #3084 on: July 15, 2005, 04:58:54 AM »
((Dernit!  I was ready to haunt the ranch for a few days and had formulated an exit from the casket but SOMEONE (who shall remain nameless) wrote fer Trinity and brought him back to life   ...Oh well, I's back!  I missed you folks!))
Authors note:  when yer away from your keyboard you never know what will happen to ya. ;D :o


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #3085 on: July 15, 2005, 01:45:48 PM »
((Dernit!  I was ready to haunt the ranch for a few days and had formulated an exit from the casket but SOMEONE (who shall remain nameless) wrote fer Trinity and brought him back to life   ...Oh well, I's back!  I missed you folks!))
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<Arthur's note: That's fer sure. Look what Del has done ta me when I tried to go back to Wiscooooooooooooonsin.  ::)>
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #3086 on: July 15, 2005, 02:57:47 PM »
<Author's note: It's Friday> :( :( ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D :D :D ;)
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #3087 on: July 15, 2005, 03:38:57 PM »
<Author's note: It's Friday> :( :( ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D :D :D ;)
<Arthur's note: And ya haven't found anything fer me to buy my wife, yet.  ;)>
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #3088 on: July 15, 2005, 03:43:20 PM »
(Author's note: Since Slim and Forty have anniversaries on the 16th and 18th, I think Slim should take his family to Forty's for the celebration.  ;D)


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #3089 on: July 15, 2005, 03:48:49 PM »
(Author's note: Since Slim and Forty have anniversaries on the 16th and 18th, I think Slim should take his family to Forty's for the celebration.  ;D)
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #3090 on: July 15, 2005, 03:59:22 PM »
While Delmonico is out of his office for a few minutes, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother has Duke slip in there to get a copy of the invoice for the greenhouse. Smart dog that he is, he brings it to her in a matter of moments.

She studies it carefully, then pulls her wand.  The keys on Delmonico's coiloil computer begin tapping away as a replacement greenhouse is ordered. She gives the invoice back to Duke who returns it to the stack.

With a satisfied smile, she sheaths her wand and goes to get a cup of coffee.


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #3091 on: July 15, 2005, 04:08:36 PM »
Slim jumps on his horse. "See ya Monday, FFg." He reins his horse to the Norteast.
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #3092 on: July 15, 2005, 04:11:40 PM »
The Frumpy Fairy Godmother waves and blows smooches to the departing Slim.

"Gosh, he left in a hurry, no bath or anything. Almost like his pants were on fire."

She calls to the house: "Better start another quilt, Delmonico, Slim may be set on child number fourteen!"


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #3093 on: July 15, 2005, 08:21:59 PM »
"Ah thought the Slims wuz up ta 35 chill'ren by now!"
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #3094 on: July 15, 2005, 08:29:24 PM »
Slim maybe shed' like a pair of 61 Armies ;D couple pounds of FFFG some  casting Lead. :D You know wimen stuff......(authors note did I mention I've been married 3 times?)
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #3095 on: July 16, 2005, 10:12:00 AM »
Sadly for the FFg she has forgot that Delmonico has up dated to the wireless computor said by all the computor geeks to be the newest and the best tech-noll-a-gee around.  Sadly like may new inventions this one has a fatal flaw.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #3096 on: July 16, 2005, 01:58:43 PM »
 :'( :'( Oh the humanity!!  :'( :'( :'(
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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #3097 on: July 16, 2005, 02:03:31 PM »
Trinity steps outside on this muggy summer day and walks up to his "Greenhouse".  Even though it can't really be used as a greenhouse per se, Trinity inwardly admires his craftsmanship.
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #3098 on: July 16, 2005, 02:12:04 PM »
The Frumpy Fairy Godmother spends her day looking down the road to the house, waiting for the wagon to arrive.


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Re: Newbrassky
« Reply #3099 on: July 17, 2005, 07:29:09 AM »
litl' rooster loads tools and recruits the help of 2 of his south of the border friends(amigo's) and head off slowly to replace the Greenhouse. Just giving Trinty time to fall back to sleep. I wouldn't want to insult his efforts in the Greenhouse construction...and decided to do the reconstruction while he naps.
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