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[Stoney Pete]

<Author's note: T'ain't no abuse of power. Just setting things straight.> 

Name one thing one this thread that is strait and proper and I'll accept your version.

Ya gots me there. 

Slim

Authors note.  It's better with the aliens causing 144 eggs in one day.  it fits the story better.

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Author's note: T'ain't no abuse of power. Just setting things straight.> 

Name one thing one this thread that is strait and proper and I'll accept your version.

Ya gots me there. 

Slim

Authors note.  It's better with the aliens causing 144 eggs in one day.  it fits the story better.

<Arthur's note: That's fer sure.> 

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

<Author's note: T'ain't no abuse of power. Just setting things straight.> 

Name one thing one this thread that is strait and proper and I'll accept your version.

Ya gots me there. 

Slim

((Author's sniffle: The Frumpy Fairy Godmother is straight and proper! ))

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[Stoney Pete]

<Author's note: T'ain't no abuse of power. Just setting things straight.> 

Name one thing one this thread that is strait and proper and I'll accept your version.

Ya gots me there. 

Slim

((Author's sniffle: The Frumpy Fairy Godmother is straight and proper! ))

Author's note.  yes she is.  But ain't that true of a Fairy God and Mother?

[litl rooster]

 Dern it missed breakfast again......and Evil Knevil and a funeral

[Trinity]

Trinity takes the jug from Stoneypete and lifts it up with half his normal gusto.  He immediately spits it out and runs around the table screaming (silently).  He repeats this a couple more times until still bleeding throat is finally numb and so is his brain.  Several more clumps of hair can be found on the floor around the table where Trinity just ran.  He is beginning to look bad.  His skin is still colorless with the exception of the lesions which have formed.  They are bright pink around the edges and filled with pus.

Trinity is still unaware of what is happening to him and that the FFG used deadly poisons to kill off all of his 'friends'.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother pulls her wand. "He needs a bath. I was in the room when I fumigated it and we have to get that stuff off him!"

With a wisk of the wand, Trinity is floating toward the tub as the water starts to fill it.

[Stoney Pete]

Stoney looks on in horror.  He not sure what is worse, the pain, the hair loss or the BATH.

Dern it missed breakfast again......and Evil Knevil and a funeral

There's more bacon available and with the 144 eggs I cooked there has got to be more.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

As Trinity silently screams, he is dunked in the bathtub, scrubbed down, clothing and all, doused in baking soda, then rinsed off. As he screams and his mouth is open, the milk and honey are poured into it, causing him to painfully swallow and gag. But at least some of it goes down his throat.

The water drains out of the tub, leaving him standing in it and dripping.

Poor Trinity!

[Stoney Pete]

Seeing Trinity standing all wet, wearing nothing but a look of shock and agony.  Stoney opens the oven on the stove to let more heat in the room. 

Then out of need for fresh air and a change of scenery, he goes to slop the pigs.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim comes in from milching the cow and gathering eggs. He put the milk and eggs in the icebox. He pours himself a cup of coffee and eats breakfast. He wonders way there is hair all over the floor. 

[Delmonico]

<Authors note, we could hard boil the eggs and see how many "Cool Hand Slim" could eat in an hour.>

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Authors note, we could hard boil the eggs and see how many "Cool Hand Slim" could eat in an hour.>

<Arthur's note: That might be fun fer the first 30 minutes.  >

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

<Authors note, we could hard boil the eggs and see how many "Cool Hand Slim" could eat in an hour.>

<Arthur's note: That might be fun fer the first 30 minutes.  >

(If Duke had opposable thumbs, I'd have him light a match after about 60 minutes. )

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Authors note, we could hard boil the eggs and see how many "Cool Hand Slim" could eat in an hour.>

<Arthur's note: That might be fun fer the first 30 minutes.  >

(If Duke had opposable thumbs, I'd have him light a match after about 60 minutes. )

[Delmonico]

"What we have here is a lack of comunication!"

I think a few days in the box would straighten him out, either that or we could put him out on the road gang.

"Keep shakin' that bush Slim, or the man with no eyes will shoot you."

[Delmonico]

While waitin' for the varnish on Red Cedar coffin to dry so he can head home, Delmonico goes shoppin'.  In the window of a dry goods store, Delmonico sees a really nice outfit on a maniquin.

It is a nice black wool frock coat, black dress pants, standup collar pin striped shert, 4 in hand black silk tie and a black vest with gold dragons em-broy-der-ed on it.  Delmonico goes in and buys it and has it wrapped up.  He thinks Trinity would look real fine in it.

[Trinity]

Stoneypete's strange expression forces Trinity to take notice of the fact that he is naked.  (He has no recollection of the magic beam removing his clothing, but that is the direction that this has gone...)

He quickly covers himself and turning his feet inward, he clamps his knees together.  Then he shimmies over to the door and closes it.  A quick check in the closed yields a large towel which he uses to cover himself so that he can walk out unabashed.  While wrapping the towel around himself, Trinity has a thought about the wagons.

[Trinity]

Still in the bathroom, Trinity takes a looks around and finds his old clothes in the corner.  As he steps into the pants he tears a hole in the crotch.  "No worries" he thinks to himself.  They won't be on very long.

He hurredly exits the bathroom and runs into the kitchen to leave before the FFG can do more harm to him... but his throat is feeling a little better, isn't it?

In his mad dash out the through the kitchen, he slips on a clump of hair still on the floor, flying feet first into the air crashing his head against a chair.

Trinity lies motionless on the floor.  Next to him is the last clump of hair that had up to now resided on his head, still stuck to it is a pink piece of scalp.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico picks up the freshly varnished casket in a rented wagon.  He stops at the hotel and picks up his packages of the stuff he bought in Valentine.

He knows now that Slim will embalm Trinity in a barrel of moonshine when the time comes so Delmonico decides to make it a 2 day trip and stop at the waterfall this evening.