The Frumpy Fairy Godmother's eyes widen as she is shot, then they narrow into slits. As Delmonico is covered in pig poop, she is pulling out her wand.
*POOF*
Delmonico is attached to the side of the house much like Han Solo was bronzed in Star Wars whatever, but instead of bronze, Delmonico is sealed in pig poop.
((Author's note)) I think it was Carbon (or was it "carbonite"... I'll have to watch the new DVDs I just bought).
But for our purposes, dried pig doo should be just has firm. ((end note))
Del's arms are positioned as if reaching out for help, his face frozen in a silent scream for mercy. It's probably a similar face to the one he made in the flying plate, but... well, maybe not.
Trinity goes over to Del and using a small drill and careful not to crack the dried poo, he cuts two holes at Del's nostrils so that he can breathe. Later he'll drill another hole at his mouth so that he can feed Del some gelatine through a reed.