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Delmonico · « **Reply #2500 on:** May 10, 2005, 06:40:55 PM »

Delmonico peeks into the thread and decides to spend another night in Alliance where it's quiet.

Trinity · « **Reply #2501 on:** May 10, 2005, 06:44:44 PM »

Trinity picks up the jug from where Stoneypete had set it down. Taking a looooooong swig, he empties the jug. "Ah jus' don' know what that nawthunah's problem were. Why, it's as smoooth as a babies bee-hind!"

Trinity goes outside to check on the FFG and finds her at the chicken coop. As he nears her, she notices that he never has removed the leech from his forhead. It is still attached and happily slurping away.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #2502 on:** May 10, 2005, 08:31:46 PM »

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother sees Trinity. The beginnings of her smile turn into a look of abject horror. The leech is forcefully yanked from his forehead and fed to the chickens. Before they can get to it, Franken-Bird gobbles it up.

"There. That's better."

Meanwhile, upstairs, the doc, who had been left to his own devices since he'd been standing there like a statue, took a look at Scattered Thumbs. His fingers were not inserted anywhere.

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Trinity · « **Reply #2503 on:** May 10, 2005, 09:46:51 PM »

"Ouch!! Wadja do that fer!? Ah kinda liked havin' ol' Frenchie up there! That's what ah named him afore you fed him to Frankenbird!"

Frankenbird can be seen weaving all over the barnyard as if extremely intoxicated.

Delmonico · « **Reply #2504 on:** May 10, 2005, 10:28:34 PM »

Delmonico and lil rooster have 24 oz Porterhouse steaks cooked Mark Twain style, baked tators with sour cream, butter and cheddar cheese. The rolls have benne seed on them real fancy like and for dessert they Sarsparilla ice cream sodas (root beer floats) and fine coffee from some estate named Kona on the Sandwich islands.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #2505 on:** May 10, 2005, 10:31:47 PM »

The baby rooster chicks get all excited and point at Frankenbird.

"PeepPeepPeepPeepPeep!!"

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother soothes Trinity's forehead.

"You maintain a delicate balance of blood and alcohol in your system. The leech was upsetting that balance."

Stoney Pete · « **Reply #2506 on:** May 11, 2005, 04:54:10 AM »

Quote from: AnnieLee on May 10, 2005, 10:31:47 PM

The baby rooster chicks get all excited and point at Frankenbird.

"PeepPeepPeepPeepPeep!!"

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother soothes Trinity's forehead.

"You maintain a delicate balance of blood and alcohol in your system. The leech was upsetting that balance."

Yep. He was sucking all the blood outta his Alcohol stream.

Scattered Thumbs · « **Reply #2507 on:** May 11, 2005, 07:16:26 AM »

Scattered Thumbs wakes up in a bed

Automatically he checks his guns only to find out that his gunbelt with his Schofield and his Peacemaker is missing.

He then checks his vest and finds out his 1862 Pocket Navy and his 1862 Pocket Police are still there.

He goes back to sleep with a peaceful smile on his face.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #2508 on:** May 11, 2005, 09:37:33 AM »

Author's note: Here's a pic I took of our chicks, I took last night. There're about 2 weeks old. 25 of them. No, Trinity, ya can't eat 'em yet!

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #2509 on:** May 11, 2005, 09:41:15 AM »

Slim walks toward the barn to see if the cow needs milking. He sees FFg and Trinity talking by the chicken coop. He calls to them, "Has the cow been milked, yet?"

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #2510 on:** May 11, 2005, 10:47:03 AM »

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother tosses the pail to Slim.

"Nope, not yet!"

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #2511 on:** May 11, 2005, 11:52:27 AM »

"Thanks, I'll do it now."

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #2512 on:** May 11, 2005, 12:02:02 PM »

She beams.

"He's such a good man..."

Her voice fades with distraction as she sees Frankenbird attempt to mount a hen sized rock in the yard.

"EW! Stop that!"

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #2513 on:** May 11, 2005, 12:39:08 PM »

Slim cames back from the barn with the pail full of milk. He goes in the house and puts it in the icebox. Pours himself a cup of coffee that was warming in the stove.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #2514 on:** May 11, 2005, 12:43:55 PM »

She wanders back into the house to get her own cup of coffee, adding a dollup of milk.

"Slim, we may need to slaughter another hog soon. We're getting low on pork and Trinity has eaten us out of bacon."

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #2515 on:** May 11, 2005, 01:28:56 PM »

Author's note: I think we the pigs to market at least a 100 pages ago but I may be mistaken.
"We might have ta do that one of these days. Wonder if the Stoney fellar knows how to butcher hawgs?"

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #2516 on:** May 11, 2005, 02:13:26 PM »

Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on May 11, 2005, 01:28:56 PM

Author's note: I think we the pigs to market at least a 100 pages ago but I may be mistaken.

((Author's note: 100 pages ago?? Then we need more pigs!

))

Delmonico · « **Reply #2517 on:** May 11, 2005, 04:31:39 PM »

Delmonico boards the Eastbound CB&Q at Alliance.

Trinity · « **Reply #2518 on:** May 11, 2005, 08:29:35 PM »

Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on May 11, 2005, 09:37:33 AM

Author's note: Here's a pic I took of our chicks, I took last night. There're about 2 weeks old. 25 of them. No, Trinity, ya can't eat 'em yet!

"Dern! Ah was a-tyin' the napkin on already!"

Trinity · « **Reply #2519 on:** May 11, 2005, 08:34:47 PM »

Trinity tears into the kitchen, knocking down the temporary door put up to replace the one he had knocked down a few days ago:

"Did some body say bacon???"

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