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[Delmonico]

Delmonico arrives in Chicago on the Rock Island. (The C in CB&Q stands for Chicago, but the Rock Island serves Iced Tea in the dining car, hence the train change. )

[Texas Lawdog]

TL ponders the question, What is Del going to do in Chicago?  He's gonna get some original Chicago-style PIZZA!

[Trinity]

Sod Buster points to the pail of axel grease that is always hanging on his wagon....
"Stick yer hand in there and grab some"   

Trinity looks at the pail and turns up his nose.  "Uh, d'ya mind doin' it fer me?  Ah got bad memories of that stuff... took part in a greased pig contest las' year an' Sherlene made me take a baf afore goin' ta baid."

[Advertising]

[Ozark Tracker]

the Rock Island Line is a mighty good line, the Rock Island Line is mighty fine line, but if ya ride it, gotta ride it like ya find it, get yer tickets at the station for the Rock Island Line.

The Engineer said before I die there's two more dirinks I'd like to try, Conductor said what could that be, he said a Hot cup a Coffee and a Cold glass of Tea

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity looks at the pail and turns up his nose.  "Uh, d'ya mind doin' it fer me?  Ah got bad memories of that stuff... took part in a greased pig contest las' year an' Sherlene made me take a baf afore goin' ta baid."

but just think about all that ham & Bacon ya got ta grab.

[Trinity]

"It shore was a threel, but Ah din't win.  Ol' Chester from tha next county over got 'im.  He gets 'im ever' yar. "

[Ozark Tracker]

well ya know why don't ya,  it's his little ole chubby wife.  Rosie,  he greases her up and starts practicing catching her when it gets warm every year.

[Trinity]

"Danggummit!  Ah ain' never thought of thayut.  Ah'll haveta have a  tawlk wif tha GPC (Greased Pig Committee) about that afore next yars ee-vent."

[Sod Buster]

Trinity looks at the pail and turns up his nose.  "Uh, d'ya mind doin' it fer me?  Ah got bad memories of that stuff... took part in a greased pig contest las' year an' Sherlene made me take a baf afore goin' ta baid."

Sod Buster grabs a twig off a nearby apple tree and dips it in the pail.  Then hands it to Trinity.  "Here".

[Texas Lawdog]

Trinity loses his appeal to the Greased Pig Committee and goes back home a broken man.

[Trinity]

Dejected, Trinity lowers his head and turns to Sod Buster: "Stranger, Ah ain' a-mahnd ta grase mah wheels no maw now that Ah done los' mah a-peel wif tha GPC."

[Texas Lawdog]

Trinity mounts Jolly Jumper and rides off into the Sunset, A BROKEN MAN!

[Delmonico]

After a night in a hotel in Chicago, Delmonico buys a ticket and heads south on The Iller-noise Central Railroad.

[Texas Lawdog]

Del boards the "City of New Orleans" with 3 conductors and 25 sacks of Mail. On the Illinise Central Monday morning mail.

[Delmonico]

"The train pulls into Kankakee" Delmonico jumps out, buys a newspaper and reboards the train.

[Trinity]

As he continues along his journey, he rolls along past houses, farms and fields.  Passin' trains that have no names, freight yards full of old black men and the graveyards of the rusted carriages.

[Delmonico]

As he continues along his journey, he rolls along past houses, farms and fields.  Passin' trains that have no names, freight yards full of old black men and the graveyards of the rusted carriages.

As he continues along his journey, he rolls along past houses, farms and fields.  Passin' trains that have no names, freight yards full of old black men and the graveyards of the rusted  dry rotted carriages.

[Trinity]

 

[Texas Lawdog]

And the rustin' Automobiles!

[Delmonico]

And the rustin' Automobiles!

And the rustin' Automobiles! Steam Traction Engines!