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Leo Tanner · « **Reply #10200 on:** August 14, 2008, 06:33:41 PM »

Least he dinn't cut the rope.
Aint the first $%^& hole I had ta shoot ma way outta.

Delmonico · « **Reply #10201 on:** August 14, 2008, 06:52:03 PM »

Quote from: Leo Tanner on August 14, 2008, 06:33:41 PM

Least he dinn't cut the rope.
Aint the first $%^& hole I had ta shoot ma way outta.

(Check the barrels first, don't need a bulged barrel from shootin' with an obstuction.)

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #10202 on:** August 14, 2008, 07:09:38 PM »

Run a few pages of the Sears & Roebuck catalog threw em. Hve no ideer what the rod I used once was. Thinkin' hambone from last Christmas but not sure. Desperate times lead ta desperate measures.
Time ta get outta here an go about clean up.

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Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10203 on:** August 14, 2008, 07:38:32 PM »

Leo, I still got that high-pressure ready.

Delmonico · « **Reply #10204 on:** August 14, 2008, 07:43:12 PM »

Quote from: Texas Lawdog on August 14, 2008, 07:38:32 PM

Leo, I still got that high-pressure ready.

We could have steam cleaned him if he hadn't of shot The Steam Traction Engine, but if he'd a not shot it, he wouldn't need steam cleaned.

Leo Tanner · « **Reply #10205 on:** August 14, 2008, 08:03:25 PM »

Leo crawls outta the freshly ventalated privy and makes his way ta the Dismal on hands an knees.
"When ya do right no one 'mebers, when ya do wrong no on fergets--<hack choke>"

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10206 on:** August 14, 2008, 11:53:36 PM »

Leo, Ain't that the way it always happens.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #10207 on:** August 15, 2008, 07:25:18 AM »

"That'll add a wagon load of coal ta Del's Christmas present."

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10208 on:** August 15, 2008, 08:47:09 AM »

That's a bummer Man!

Delmonico · « **Reply #10209 on:** August 15, 2008, 07:33:08 PM »

Delmonico rides into Dunning, puts Reuben in the Livery Stable and heads east on the CB&Q.

Sod Buster · « **Reply #10210 on:** August 15, 2008, 08:36:46 PM »

Sod Buster heads over to the Ranch with a new supply of corn cobs for the outhouse.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10211 on:** August 16, 2008, 07:28:12 AM »

You can never have enough cobs on hand. I hate to hunt for one of those things at night in the dark.

Delmonico · « **Reply #10212 on:** August 16, 2008, 08:55:09 AM »

Delmonico arrives in Omaha, changes trains and heads on east.

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10213 on:** August 16, 2008, 09:31:50 AM »

Del, Did you catch the stage or you ridin' Rueben?

Delmonico · « **Reply #10214 on:** August 16, 2008, 09:41:34 AM »

Quote from: Texas Lawdog on August 16, 2008, 09:31:50 AM

Del, Did you catch the stage or you ridin' Rueben?

Neither, got off the CB&Q and transfered to the Rock Island.

Trinity · « **Reply #10215 on:** August 16, 2008, 11:02:38 AM »

Just before Sod Buster leaves, Trinity catches up to him. "Stranger, you properly storin' that cone, raht? It's pert' near tahm fer me ta come pick up a load fer #5."

Sod Buster · « **Reply #10216 on:** August 16, 2008, 12:28:04 PM »

Follow me back with your wagon. We'll shovel her full.

Trinity · « **Reply #10217 on:** August 16, 2008, 12:45:20 PM »

Trinity runs to the shed and hooks his wagon to Jolly Jumper and squeaks and grinds his way over to the soddy. When he gets there, he asks: "Ya got any earl? Seems mah wheels is a maht rusty."

Sod Buster · « **Reply #10218 on:** August 16, 2008, 03:00:11 PM »

Sod Buster points to the pail of axle grease that is always hanging on his wagon....
"Stick yer hand in there and grab some"

Texas Lawdog · « **Reply #10219 on:** August 16, 2008, 04:38:36 PM »

Say GREASE! DAMMIT!

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