Author Topic: Newbrassky (Read 1820494 times)

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #9740 on:** November 08, 2007, 08:40:33 PM »

"Sounds like the barnyard animals are fightin' o'er somethin' agin."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #9741 on:** November 08, 2007, 08:44:52 PM »

Duke gets all excited and Slim sic's him into the fight.

Trinity · « **Reply #9742 on:** November 08, 2007, 08:48:15 PM »

"Ahhhhhhhh!!" Surprised, Trinity screams and runs deeper into the brush to get away from Duke, who is barking and frantically looking for the other animals.

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Delmonico · « **Reply #9743 on:** November 08, 2007, 09:58:46 PM »

Suddenly Slim's second best bull shows up havin' heard the mooin', with romance on his mind and lust in his eye.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #9744 on:** November 08, 2007, 10:09:19 PM »

Looks like a Bull-back Mountain senario.

Trinity · « **Reply #9745 on:** November 10, 2007, 05:30:40 AM »

Trinity runs out of the brush and into the house, screaming all the way.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #9746 on:** November 11, 2007, 07:08:10 PM »

having ducked in the back door unsean by the others, Trinity comes out on the front porch and asks what's going on. and is there gonna be any supper.

Delmonico · « **Reply #9747 on:** November 11, 2007, 07:18:57 PM »

The bull comes up on the porch once he figgers out Trinity ain't a cow and hits him so hard it knocks him cold.

As Trinity lays on the porch, Delmonico starts fixin' supper. Trinity smells the bacon and dreams.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #9748 on:** November 11, 2007, 07:25:21 PM »

Trinity smells the bacon frying and comes too and hurries in the house

Trinity · « **Reply #9749 on:** November 11, 2007, 07:39:54 PM »

"Did Ah jes dream tha most wonnerful thang, or is they some daincin' bacon in har?"

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #9750 on:** November 11, 2007, 08:05:27 PM »

"Sure hope yer dreamin'."

Trinity · « **Reply #9751 on:** November 11, 2007, 08:09:21 PM »

"Not me! Ah wanna meet me a daincin' strip-a bacon. Mmmmmm-Mmm!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #9752 on:** November 11, 2007, 08:18:37 PM »

probably be doing the happy dnace if ya could eat some.

Trinity · « **Reply #9753 on:** November 11, 2007, 08:27:07 PM »

"Boy, Ah shore would!"

"Looky what Ah jes foun' in wif Dail's Phonygraph discs."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #9754 on:** November 11, 2007, 08:29:48 PM »

has it got di rections on how to do that dance

Trinity · « **Reply #9755 on:** November 11, 2007, 08:33:33 PM »

"Ah don' know how ta opyrate that machine ta fahnd out.

"Ah know Dail's awlways yellin' bout needles. Ya got a sewin' needle? Mebbe if'n we sew it onta tha thang, it'll work?"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #9756 on:** November 11, 2007, 08:36:01 PM »

ya must do that dance a laying on the floor, ya know just gyratin around like a piece of frying bacon

Trinity · « **Reply #9757 on:** November 11, 2007, 08:57:05 PM »

"Ah reckon yer raht. Kinda lahk Ah'm in tha fryin' pane, huh?"

Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #9758 on:** November 12, 2007, 07:15:46 AM »

Ozark starts tha music and Trinity lays on the floor and begins to gyrate. Irish sees him and thinks he is having a fit and runs to get Del!

Delmonico · « **Reply #9759 on:** November 12, 2007, 08:20:17 AM »

Delmonico tosses some soapy water on the floor, "might as well get the floor mopped while he's at it."

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