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Trinity · « **Reply #9700 on:** October 31, 2007, 08:16:26 PM »

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

Delmonico · « **Reply #9701 on:** October 31, 2007, 09:51:43 PM »

Well at least it ain't tofu.

Trinity · « **Reply #9702 on:** October 31, 2007, 10:15:34 PM »

Trinity finds a rock near the fire pit on which some of grease had dripped when Delmonico carried the dutch oven into the house. He picks it up and stares at it. Then, looking to see if anybody is watching, he licks it clean of the grease.

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Lucky Irish Tom · « **Reply #9703 on:** November 01, 2007, 05:18:02 AM »

Irish walks into tha house gets a cup a coffee an sez, "Hey Del, Trinity iz out there gnawin on a rock."

Delmonico · « **Reply #9704 on:** November 01, 2007, 09:13:03 AM »

"No he ain't, I spilled some grease on a horse apple and he thinks it's a rock."

Trinity · « **Reply #9705 on:** November 01, 2007, 06:26:42 PM »

"Hey, this-har rock is chewy!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #9706 on:** November 01, 2007, 06:33:19 PM »

Trinity walks up to the kitchen window and asks someone to pass the molasses, then takes his horse apple to the front porch.

Trinity · « **Reply #9707 on:** November 01, 2007, 06:52:54 PM »

"Mmmmm! Tain' half bad onct ya add 'lasses ta it."

Trinity · « **Reply #9708 on:** November 03, 2007, 07:16:42 PM »

Trinity walks into the kitchen to look for some food. Not finding anybody, he starts a fire in the oven. Once the oven is warm, he sprinkles pepper on a beef roast, adds it to the oven and takes a seat to wait for the meal to finish. After a minute, he falls asleep.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #9709 on:** November 03, 2007, 07:32:20 PM »

when Trinity awakes, the beef roast looks like a hunk of beef jerky

Trinity · « **Reply #9710 on:** November 03, 2007, 07:57:33 PM »

Disheartened but not to give up, Trinity pulls out a butter knife and scrapes off all the flakes of carbon. Then he takes a clever and cuts the roast into small cubes and starts to chew on them.

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #9711 on:** November 03, 2007, 08:17:52 PM »

after chewing on the first one for an hour or so, he throws them in a pot and adds water and starts boiling them.

Delmonico · « **Reply #9712 on:** November 03, 2007, 08:30:30 PM »

Delmonico comes in, :Hey any one see that hunk of dead horse I left on the porch, I need to bait my coyote traps?"

Trinity · « **Reply #9713 on:** November 03, 2007, 08:36:53 PM »

"Did it look lahk a beef roast? Kahnda drahed up a mite in tha oven, so Ah'm-a bearlin' some raht now."

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #9714 on:** November 04, 2007, 03:22:01 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on November 03, 2007, 08:30:30 PM

Delmonico comes in, :Hey any one see that hunk of dead horse I left on the porch, I need to bait my coyote traps?"

Cookin for the VIP's again?

Trinity · « **Reply #9715 on:** November 04, 2007, 07:20:26 AM »

Trinity tastes the boiled meat mush and decides to make some breakfast instead. "Whar did Sleeum hahd theeyum aigs?"

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #9716 on:** November 04, 2007, 09:37:18 AM »

Slim walks in. "They'z in the icebox."

Trinity · « **Reply #9717 on:** November 04, 2007, 09:47:46 AM »

"Oh... din' thank of thet. Done et me a poun' of bacon instayud. Ah gotta go now an' see how Sherlene is makin' out at tha stills. Thangs is gettin' a mite drah har on tha rainch."

Delmonico · « **Reply #9718 on:** November 04, 2007, 11:04:43 AM »

As Trinity walks out and heads to the cabin, it's starts to pour a freezing rain.

Trinity · « **Reply #9719 on:** November 04, 2007, 12:12:29 PM »

As the rain begins to fall, Trinity diverts toward the cabin. "Shew! This har rain is a mite chilly. Best let Sherlene do what she's doin' an' go insahd... uh, fer ta check on tha keeyuds."

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