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Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #1020 on:** January 14, 2005, 11:45:04 AM »

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother sends Slim a smile, but sends a curious look in the direction of Stoney Pete. "Is this a long lost brother of Delmonico? He sure talks like Del."

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #1021 on:** January 14, 2005, 11:53:46 AM »

Slim

Delmonico · « **Reply #1022 on:** January 14, 2005, 12:45:32 PM »

I have began to suspect that Stoney (Stoney?) is a Bozo on this bus.

BTW, GG is gonna get the chance to be a bozo on this bus next time he comes to Lincoln and has an hour to kill.

Might have to get a new needle fer the turntable.

I could put a blank tape in and send it to Slim.

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Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #1023 on:** January 14, 2005, 12:59:06 PM »

((I'm pretty certain Pete is a Bozo on the bus, but doesn't know it. He's 33, so it might have been going on when he was in diapers. I'm not so sure the Frumpy Fairy Godmother is a Bozo, even if she does have a magic wand. Of course, she isn't exactly real....))

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #1024 on:** January 14, 2005, 01:00:17 PM »

((Oh yeah, I had to whisper that last bit, because I don't think the Frumpy Fairy Godmother knows she isn't real.

AnnieLee))

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #1025 on:** January 14, 2005, 01:18:56 PM »

Quote from: AnnieLee on January 14, 2005, 01:00:17 PM

((Oh yeah, I had to whisper that last bit, because I don't think the Frumpy Fairy Godmother knows she isn't real.

AnnieLee))

Delmonico · « **Reply #1026 on:** January 14, 2005, 01:56:43 PM »

Suddenly there is a strange noise headin' to the ranch. Slim looks up and sees Delmonico roarin' in in a rusty 1982 Olds Cutlass. He pulls up and hides the car behind the coal pile and pulls the tarp over it.

He stops for a few seconds and hollors, "I made Annie mad up in the Longbranch forum, I'm hidin' out here for a while." He then heads inta the dugout, Duke follows with his tail tucked 'tween his legs. He slams the door, pulls in the latch string and boards up the window.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #1027 on:** January 14, 2005, 02:13:11 PM »

As soon as Delmonico boards up the window, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother, who was sitting in her rocking chair the entire time, fires two rounds of .45 caliber gumdrops into his rear. Funny thing, they shoot right to the point of aim, not high at all.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #1028 on:** January 14, 2005, 02:18:03 PM »

gophergrease · « **Reply #1029 on:** January 14, 2005, 09:01:30 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on January 14, 2005, 12:04:55 AM

Oh has anyone seen my castor oil, I got a new bottle in North Platte, the Druggest didn't have a castor oil bottle so he put it in an old rum bottle.

Del, with all that Castor oil you been given Trinity the out house is gettn a bit full. Should we start dign a nether?

Delmonico · « **Reply #1030 on:** January 14, 2005, 10:27:22 PM »

"Yeh a new one could be handy, we might not want every saddle bum comin' by to use that new-fangled one that is comin' on the next wagon.

"

"Oh slim is about ready to leave fer Wisssyconsion fer the weekend, I got to get even with him fer laughin', let me have a couple of yer garlic clove shotshells."

As Slim rides off away from the sunset, he hears a boom as his arse is stung with garlic cloves.

Puttin the shotgun away, he tries to think of what he can do to the FFg and not end up being turned into a magpie or sumthin' like that.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #1031 on:** January 14, 2005, 10:31:03 PM »

The Frumpy Fairy Godmother blows a smooch to Delmonico, then returns to her knitting, smiling.

gophergrease · « **Reply #1032 on:** January 15, 2005, 07:17:12 PM »

Hey Del, a thought to the summer. Should we put on a fish fry for J.B. Hickok and crew this year?

Delmonico · « **Reply #1033 on:** January 15, 2005, 10:16:29 PM »

GG, depends on if the shoe repair lady is gonna be there.

With that Delmonico remembers that in another forum Slim said he could never be mad at us.

So ridin' inta town in sub-zero weather Delmonico goes to the telly-graf office and sends Slim a telly-gram> "Slim no hard feelin's about the garlic is there STOP Stop in Omaha on the way back STOP Got to Omaha paper products inc STOP Get a case of that "Sanitary Tissue" on rolls STOP We don't want no Sears and Robuck catalogs in the fancy privy STOP"

Delmonico

PS. Stop at plumbing supplier STOP
Fergot stopper for tub STOP

STOP

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #1034 on:** January 15, 2005, 11:12:21 PM »

Having finished up her knitting, the Frumpy Fairy Godmother sneaks into the telygraph office behind Delmonico and sees what he is sending.

With a wide smile over his thoughtfulness, she poofs back out with a scattering of sawdust, thinking of doing something nice for him.

Trinity · « **Reply #1035 on:** January 15, 2005, 11:22:24 PM »

Trinity steps in looking the cleanest he has ever as long as any can remember.

"Say, Delmonico, Ah found this Rum bottle with Castor oil in it. Knowin' how you like to use the stuff, Ah set it aside fer ya afore Ah started drinkin last night. Ya jus gotta promise not ta try ta use it on me, ok?

Oh, by the way, Ah think Ah done gone an' clogged yore bathin' tub with dirt. Now don' no water go down that lil hole. Ah ain' seen such fancy terlits since Ah was knee high to a skeeter an ain' had no bath since that horrible day in the river last year."

Delmonico · « **Reply #1036 on:** January 15, 2005, 11:35:30 PM »

Well I'm glad ya found that, was afraid ya drank it.

Now ya know I only use the stuff on folks fer meeeedicinal purposes.

By the way, that fancy chain pull throne is kinda fancy even fer one a dem. I got one of them English Wedgewood ones of blue and white porcyloon. Also got Wedgewood china fer the dinnin' room in the same pattern.

That way the food has class comin' and goin'.

Oh and I got one a dem coal fired water heatin' thing fer the bath water and the dish water.

Course I'm gonna have to be a little bit naughty agin so Santa will bring lots of coal again.

Trinity · « **Reply #1037 on:** January 15, 2005, 11:44:59 PM »

"OOOps! wuz Ah supposed ta pull that there chain?"

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #1038 on:** January 16, 2005, 05:27:37 AM »

Duke the yellow dog looks at Trinity, then looks at the toilet that is sitting on the ground waiting for the house to get finished getting put together, then looks at Trinity, then at the toilet again, then finally blinks.

Delmonico · « **Reply #1039 on:** January 16, 2005, 11:59:57 AM »

A lady tolt meonce that dogs drink out of the toilet cause the water is often cooler than the dish.

Makes me wonder how she knew.

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