Author Topic: Newbrassky (Read 1828490 times)

Delmonico · « **Reply #1080 on:** January 20, 2005, 10:47:02 AM »

Bad Czechs.

Russ T Chambers · « **Reply #1081 on:** January 20, 2005, 10:48:07 AM »

No Slim. The Czechs are cached in the bank.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #1082 on:** January 20, 2005, 11:01:43 AM »

Do bad Czechs bounce?

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Delmonico · « **Reply #1083 on:** January 20, 2005, 12:11:28 PM »

Don't know, only time I ever seen anyone try to bounce one, it was messy.

Ya know what ya call someone married to a Czech?

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #1084 on:** January 20, 2005, 12:15:16 PM »

Czechmate?

AnnieLee

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #1085 on:** January 20, 2005, 12:16:44 PM »

This is gettin' too punny.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #1086 on:** January 20, 2005, 12:26:44 PM »

Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on January 20, 2005, 12:16:44 PM

This is gettin' too punny.

But Slim, if they go out to Del's favourite Oriental buffet, would they be rice Czechs?

AnnieLee

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #1087 on:** January 20, 2005, 12:33:26 PM »

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Slim goes running from the house in his new flannel shirt, of course. "I'm alright, now."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #1088 on:** January 20, 2005, 12:54:23 PM »

However, if they had pasta, or if Del made some sourdough bread for them, would they be wheat Czechs?

hee hee hee...

AnnieLee

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #1089 on:** January 20, 2005, 01:08:57 PM »

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Slim runs around the house in his new flannel shirt, of course. "I'm alright, now."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Delmonico · « **Reply #1090 on:** January 20, 2005, 01:14:44 PM »

<Note these posts of Czech jokes are not intended to offend anyone of my adopted cuture, in fact they all includin' Annie's have been tolt me in the past by Czech friends.>
Delmonico Hororary Czech with several clusters
Maker of Duck and Dumplin's
Cooker of kraut
Builder of Rye bread
Eater of jandernice

(Sides that I listened to the "No Name Polka Show" this morin' on KZUM 89.3

)

Ok google up a map, Saline County Newbrasskey also has it's Twin Cities Crete and Wilbur.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #1091 on:** January 20, 2005, 01:22:00 PM »

Then again, if they put butter on their ears, would that make them corn Czechs?
(had to get that third one in)

AnnieLee

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #1092 on:** January 20, 2005, 01:24:52 PM »

I thought the Twin Cities were in Minniesnowda.

Delmonico · « **Reply #1093 on:** January 20, 2005, 01:38:23 PM »

That's the Minnysoda Twin cites, this is the Newbrasskey Twin Cities.

Put us up a map showin' both Slim.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #1094 on:** January 20, 2005, 02:13:44 PM »

How 'bout the Quad Cities?

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #1095 on:** January 20, 2005, 02:18:23 PM »

Crete/Wilbur, NE

Minneapolis/St. Paul, MN

Delmonico · « **Reply #1096 on:** January 20, 2005, 02:32:30 PM »

Cool, now to aviod bloodshed like down in some parts of Kansas over county seats, the town of Wilbur got the corthouse and the town of Crete got the county Fair. Still is that way to this day.

Now on a little south of Wilbur is DeWitt, the town that everyone almost has used a local product from. Do you know what that is.

(Bet Slim has one in his truck.)

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #1097 on:** January 20, 2005, 02:38:52 PM »

A Ruger?

Joyce (AnnieLee) · « **Reply #1098 on:** January 20, 2005, 02:45:35 PM »

Slim has a picture of Joyce DeWitt in his truck??

Oh, wait 'til his wife finds out...

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #1099 on:** January 20, 2005, 02:53:50 PM »

Not!

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