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[Delmonico]

A rat runs by with it.

[Trinity]

Trinity chases after the rat yelling "Come back hair wif that thang!  It done been in tha fambly fer fo generations!"

[Delmonico]

Upon findin' that out it scares the rat so bad it drops deap of fright.  

<Note:  The sheep (spit) herders gonna but upset about the rat.>

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[Marshal harpoluke]

Upon findin' that out it scares the rat so bad it drops deap of fright.  

<Note:  The sheep (spit) herders gonna but upset about the rat.>

Naw,  but the Gost Rat is; Chomp!,;  Yeaow!!!


Looks like Dell's found out bout 'Excruciating Pain'; heh, Heh, HEH!


 


 


 



 

[Trinity]

Trinity retrieves his handkerchief and with a sigh of relief he shoves it back into his pocket.  "Gramps woulda been right angry wif me if''n he'd knowed what jes' happent."

[Marshal harpoluke]

Naw,  but the Ghost Rat is; Chomp!,;  Yeaow!!!


Looks like Dell's found out bout 'Excruciating Pain'; heh, Heh, HEH!


 


 


 



 

P.S.  (authors note) Ghost Rat is still a little peaved bout Dell's messing up the Winter solstice by a day.

Look at all the Weird Effects.


 

[Trinity]

<<Arthur's note:  I don't get it.  Winter Solstice was in December.  Why is the ghost rat holding a grudge for so long?>>

[Marshal harpoluke]

<<Arthur's note:  I don't get it.  Winter Solstice was in December.  Why is the ghost rat holding a grudge for so long?>>

Its a Long Tail Memmery.


Whars the global warming Komrad Kommisar Gore promised?


Ghost rat takes His time, He likes to plot.


 


 

[Trinity]

<<You're rambling...  I really don't know what you are trying to say.>>

[Delmonico]

<<You're rambling...  I really don't know what you are trying to say.>>

Nobody ever does.

[Marshal harpoluke]

<<You're rambling...  I really don't know what you are trying to say.>>

Still snowed in in Spring,  You'll been blaming Slim, but its Dell's Fault.


 


 



 



 

[Trinity]

<<You are mistaken.  Spring begins on March 21.  I don't know what kind of crazy calendars you sheep marshals use.   NOW!  Let's return to the story, ok?>>

[Ozark Tracker]

he's probably operating under the assumsation that we got calanders out to the ranch,  you know just like if we had clocks we'd have to be setting them an hour ahead on Sunday

[Trinity]

You've got a clock?

[Ozark Tracker]

You've got a clock?

now what would I do with a clock, I go by sun time, when it comes up I gets up and eats, when it goes down I eat and goes ta bed.

ain't ya never heard that song living on Turkey Time.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico goes to his room and listens to Ot and Trinity argue about the clocks and calanders, he decides they have given up on lookin' for the item he brought back from Omaha.  As he lays down on his bed thinkin'about what he is gonna do next, Duke jumps up on the bed and Delmonico gets a wavy motion from his new water bed.

[Trinity]

now what would I do with a clock, I go by sun time, when it comes up I gets up and eats, when it goes down I eat and goes ta bed.

ain't ya never heard that song living on Turkey Time.

"Naw.  Kain' quot say that Ah have hert that sawng.  Done hert of "Livin' on Borryd Tahm", but never "Turkey Tahm".

Delmonico goes to his room and listens to Ot and Trinity argue about the clocks and calanders, he decides they have given up on lookin' for the item he brought back from Omaha.  As he lays down on his bed thinkin'about what he is gonna do next, Duke jumps up on the bed and Delmonico gets a wavy motion from his new water bed.

<<Reminds me of a girl I dated in high school.  She had a water bed.  >>

[Delmonico]

<Authors Note, did ya check out the date on the catalog, did ya, did ya?  It's for real.)

As the waves stop, Delmonico can't wait to show Trinity his other surprises.

[Trinity]

While talking to Ozark Tracker, a cold chill suddenly runs down Trinity's spine.

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Arthur's note: Kewl. Water beds in 1877.>
Slim walks past Del's room and hears water sloshing. "Del musta drunk too much water agin."