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[Delmonico]

Reben is smart enough to stay out of the cacti-us.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Seeing Del come running past hollerin sumthin bout Blue Plates, Irish runs and gets Slim's Mighty 10 and runs out onto the porch.  He sees a large round object spinnin overhead with an eerie "Do Do DoDoDoDo Do Do Doooo Dooooo!" sound coming from it.  Irish fire sboth barrels of the Mighty 10 then picks hisself offa tha ground and reloads.

<Arthur's note: This is to set the record straight. 'Tweren't Slim that did the shooting. 'Twas Irish.>   
<Arthur's note2: BTW, nice touch on the monogramed shot.>

[Delmonico]

<Author's Note: You'll be the one to have to do the 'splainin' when the Sherrif gets back, might want to save that post in case Irish Tom decides to delete it to save his butt.   The monogramed buckshot was to put the blame fully in yer lap.  "Sides that it was yer shotgun, ain't you responsible fer keepin' it out of someone else's hands that would do bad with it. ?

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[Lucky Irish Tom]

Doan werry Slim, I'll splain to tha Sheriff that Del come runnin in screamin tha Blue Plates wuz gonna git im.  If ya doan think that'll werk we'll jest tell im we wuz quail huntin an Trinity got in tha line a fire tryin ta eat tha birds afore we'd kilt em! 

[Silver Creek Slim]

<Arthur's note: The above post is intended to record Irish's actions so if he changes his post it is recorded.  If someone decides to do something "bad" with a firearm it is the responsbility of the person who did the act not the owner of said firearm. 'Sides this is the 1880's and the judical system weren't as messed up as it is now.  >

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Sounds good ta me, Irish Tom." 

[Trinity]

Trinity and Reuben arive at the sheriffs office.  Reuben may indeed stay away from cacti's harm, but he also knows how to drag a travois over cactus and razor sharp sharp rocks and steaming brown pies and snakes.  Trinity lies in the travois and moans.

[Delmonico]

<Author's Note: There are no rocks to deal with in the Sandhills, sharp or not.  The others yes. >

[Trinity]

<<It was some of that Wissyconsoin granite.  Just roll with it. >>

After a jug of life reviving recipe and five feet of gauze, Trinity lays in his hammock humming (and sometimes moaning) to himself.

[Delmonico]

<The last gaul-lacier, from Wiss-con-sion did not go that far west, the remains of the Jurrasic beaches has covered all the earlier sedimentry rocks and can only be found deep in the canyons of the stream.>

[Delmonico]

Delmonico grabs some empty 10 gauge shells and heads to his workshop, soon blue and green flames are comin' out of his chim-knee.

[Trinity]

<<Arthurs note:  Please note the message again (with emphasis added), Del.  Next time I refer to anything natural, I will make sure to first have a complete geological study made.  Then I will analize the data and formulate a more appropriate response.  Please understand that my responses may come a few months after the joke has already played out.  These things take time, you know. >>

<<It was some of that Wissyconsoin granite.  Just roll with it. >>

After a jug of life reviving recipe and five feet of gauze, Trinity lays in his hammock humming (and sometimes moaning) to himself.

[Delmonico]

<Author's Note:  We have to have some truth in this thread.>

[Delmonico]

Delmonico takes the now loaded shells and replaces Slim's monogramed loads with "Boomarang Double aught Buckshot."  B double aught BS for short.

[Trinity]

  "A body maght wanna stan' in fronta Sleeeum when he fahrs them shails!"

[Trinity]

<Author's Note:  We have to have some truth in this thread.>

<<Geological survey ordered for a 100 mile circle around the location of the Ranch With No Name.  The lead time is estimated at five months.  Knowing how the government operates, the author does not expect it any sooner than a year at which time a second study will be ordered to account for any changes since and mistakes in the previous study. >>

[Marshal harpoluke]

Delmonico takes the now loaded shells and replaces Slim's monogramed loads with "Boomarang Double aught Buckshot."  B double aught BS for short.

 

 

 

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

   Lookout Slim, Dell's up to some Dastarly Deed, gunna give us nerdowells a good Name.

 

[Trinity]

Trinity loads his shotgun with a couple of the shells Delmonico made for Slim and fires away from the house and drops to the ground.  With the sound of shattering glass Trinity looks up and sees that as promised, the shot returned and broke the window of Delmonico's kitchen.  Slowly he rose and peered into the kitchen and then ran off.

[Delmonico]

As Trinity runs to the south, Delmonico fires a load of B double aught BS to the north, is circles around and hits Trinty in the seat of his pants, raisin' a cloud of dust.