Author Topic: Newbrassky (Read 1826495 times)

Chance · « **Reply #7140 on:** July 19, 2006, 01:06:53 PM »

Flossie spies the elerfunk and whispers to Loribelle "How many sausages you reckon we could get from that?"

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #7141 on:** July 19, 2006, 03:46:26 PM »

Slim walks back ta the ranch after his visit with the Doc. He sees feathers all over the yard. He goes in and retrieve the "Mighty Ten". "Alright ya varmint! Who'z been killin' my layin' hens?!?!?!?"

Delmonico · « **Reply #7142 on:** July 19, 2006, 05:15:01 PM »

Delmonico says, "I know but I can't tell, I ain't no Stool Pigeon. Ya might ask Trinity and Ozark though, they might know."

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Trinity · « **Reply #7143 on:** July 19, 2006, 07:26:35 PM »

"Ah don' know. They was already daid when Ah et them.

"Commere Elmer Ah wan' ya ta meat Sleeum. Sleeum, this hair is Elmer. He's gonna provide us with some tastey sausages purty soon. Aintcha Elmer? " Elmer looks at Slim then Trinity and nods his head slowly. Whispering, Trinity adds "Them sausages this mornin' was a mite chewy!"

Delmonico · « **Reply #7144 on:** July 19, 2006, 07:36:00 PM »

Delmonico gets a large shovel and hands it to Trinity, "you claim him, you keep the dooryard clean."

Trinity · « **Reply #7145 on:** July 19, 2006, 07:41:18 PM »

Trinity hands the shovel back. "Ain' gonna be enough tahm. C'mon Elmer, foller me."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7146 on:** July 19, 2006, 08:24:35 PM »

Ozark comes walking into the yard carring a letter, Trinity we has done got invited to a dinner, down to the local lodge, Order of the Armadillos, said they was a needing new members so they was a gonna have a big feed, I told em we'd be there and bring our eating teeth with us.

Trinity · « **Reply #7147 on:** July 19, 2006, 09:03:12 PM »

"They gonna serve up Lone Star Beer?"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7148 on:** July 19, 2006, 09:16:30 PM »

yea they gonna have them long necks, and they gonna sing they theme song,

they may even have ole Jerry Jeff there to help sing.

I wanna go home with the armadillo.
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene.
The friendliest people and the prettiest women
you've ever seen.

Well, when you're down on your luck,
and you ain't got a buck,
in London you're a goner.
Even London Bridge has fallen down,
and moved to Arizona,
now I know why.
And I'll substantiate the rumor
that the English sense of humor
is drier than the Texas sand.
You can put up your dukes,
and you can bet your boots,
that I'm leavin' just as fast as I can.

Chorus;
I wanna go home with the armadillo.
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene.
The friendliest people and the prettiest women
you've ever seen.

Well it's cold over here, and I swear,
I wish they'd turn the heat on.
And where in the world is that English girl,
I promised I would meet on the third floor.
And of the whole damn lot, the only friend I got,
is a smoke and a cheap guitar.
My mind keeps roamin', my heart keeps longin'
to be home in a Texas bar.

Chorus

Well, I decided that, I'd get my cowboy hat
and go down to Marble Arch Station.
'Cause when a Texan fancies, he'll take his chances,
and chances will be takin, now that's for sure.
And them Limey eyes, they were eyein' a prize,
that some people call manly footwear.
And they said you're from down South,
and when you open your mouth,
you always seem to put your foot there.

Delmonico · « **Reply #7149 on:** July 19, 2006, 10:27:35 PM »

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7150 on:** July 20, 2006, 04:06:54 PM »

it's kinda like singing along with Bye, Bye miss American pie, it just seems like the thing to do at the time.

Forty Rod · « **Reply #7151 on:** July 20, 2006, 04:15:14 PM »

HEY, THERE'S A GREAT BIG OLD HAIRY MONSTER IN MY GARDEN. IT'S PULLIN' UP CARROTS WITH IT'S TAIL AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHERE IT'S SHOVIN' 'EM!!!

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7152 on:** July 20, 2006, 04:19:39 PM »

we'd better check that out, he was supposed to be with Trinity, he may a done stuck Trinity in there.

Delmonico · « **Reply #7153 on:** July 20, 2006, 07:33:55 PM »

Delmonico says, "all I know is that Trinity is 'sposed to clean up after him, look at the door yard."

Trinity · « **Reply #7154 on:** July 20, 2006, 07:44:59 PM »

Trinity walks back from the express office with a smile on his face. "That ol' Ailmer is on his way to tha Silver Crick Sleeum Coun'y meat packin' plan'. We's gonna have us a right good amount of sausages by month's end! Mmmmmmm!

"Dail, don't you worry none 'bout tha yard. Them birds is gonna clean it up."

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #7155 on:** July 20, 2006, 08:03:27 PM »

I hope ya tolt em to save one of them roast cuts, and maybe sugar cure a ham.

Trinity · « **Reply #7156 on:** July 20, 2006, 08:08:38 PM »

"Oooooh, good idear! Write that down an' Ah'll take it down to that express office an' have it tellygraphed ta Silver Crick Sleeeeum Coun'y. As it stands, Ah only sent tha critter to Sleeeum. He knows that Ah'd wan' sausage."

Delmonico · « **Reply #7157 on:** July 20, 2006, 11:26:25 PM »

We could send Tom back and get another one, we could make ellefunk stew.

I have a recipe.

It's in many of my cookbooks.

Chance · « **Reply #7158 on:** July 21, 2006, 04:52:59 PM »

These elephunks is a lot better'n chickens cos they's four folks can have a leg 'stead of just two!

DArchangel · « **Reply #7159 on:** July 22, 2006, 09:53:21 AM »

Del gona need a second chuck wagon just to haul that ham.

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