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[Ozark Tracker]

I see you talked em into the notion a bringing the cotton candy machine out here and setting it up,


lets go see if'n we can make some!!

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "Hope ya brought some sugar, Trinity done stole all I had to make liker."

[Ozark Tracker]

ah he's been a hiding all he don't use right off and I think he forgot he put it there, so we'll just use some of it.

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[Delmonico]

He might hide it in the hay loft, ask litl rooster, he's still hidin' up there.

[Trinity]

"It ain' quite rum season, OT.  Hair's some sugar, less give this machine a trah.  Ah do love me some cotton candy... it's so cottony!"

To the drunken freak show actors: "Alright you drunks.   Calm down, tahm fer some sus-tenance."

[Ozark Tracker]

The monkey comes back to the house with his beggin cup full,  we got watches wallets neckleces rings,  I think the monkey may be light fingered.  either that or them french people just don't care.

[Trinity]

"You gots a good monkey thar!  Hey, is that mah great gran-daddy's hair-loooom silver whiskey tastin' cup??

[Ozark Tracker]

It may be,  when the little feller took off his cowboy boots and emptyied em out  he had another cup plum full of coins.

[Trinity]

"That little feller kin be of use.  Mebbe Ah'll take him next tahm Ah go up to them mines... Wait, what am Ah sayin... then them folk won' have no gold dust what fer ta buy mah squeezins.  Oh!  Ah got's it.  We kin take him ta Warshin'ton.  Iss 'bout tahm we take back some of what's been stolt from us!"

[Lucky Irish Tom]

If ya take tha monkey ta Warshington Trinity they're liable to lect him President, ya might wanna rethink that un!

[Stoney Pete]

If ya take tha monkey ta Warshington Trinity they're liable to lect him President, ya might wanna rethink that un!

What's wrong with us havin' someone we kin trust runnin' the gov'ment?

[Delmonico]

Ya ferget the monkey throws poop, ain't there enough poop throwin' there.

[Stoney Pete]

Yea, but at least the monkey won't throw poop while denying any wrong doing.

[Ozark Tracker]

The monkey finds an old top hat in the barn,  thinking he looks like honest Abe with it on he gets up on the rooftop, makes monkey noises like he's making a speech.  When he gets done he jumps down and starts shaking hands and kissing babies.

[Trinity]

Trinity sees the hat and turns red.  "Ah hate that hat!" he growls under his breath.

[Ozark Tracker]

but don't it make the little fellar look like honest Abe with his fuzzy face.

[Trinity]

Still growling:  "Thass whah Ah hate that hat!  Ah don' cotton to no DIShonest Abe!"

 

[Delmonico]

Delmonico goes out to the garden and picks some turnips.  He cleans the greens and cookes them with some ham hocks, the roots he chops and fries them in some bacon drippings, nice veggie turnips, ya can eat bothe the tops and the roots.

When they is done, Delmonico puts them on a plate and has the monkey take them out to Trinity out on the porch.

[Ozark Tracker]

the monkey stops when he gets around the corner sniffs the greens, decides he likes his a little less cooked and takes them on out to Trinity.

[Trinity]

Trinity smells of the cooked greens and becomes sick.