Newbrassky

[DArchangel]

NOT one of mine. He was a PREEECHER.

[Ozark Tracker]

The wagon arrives,  the driver unties the flap and throws it up and out hops the monkey,  but hes a riding a dog,  the driver gives Qzark a letter of introduction The dogs name is Cleapatra but we just call her Clea she lets the monkey ride her and do rodeo tricks he can rope and ride with the best of em. the monkey's name is  ( authors note; the name of the monkey is missing from the note, torn off), huh, Ozark says  guess we'll have to name the monkey, night. oh well

Ozark signs the papers and the driver gives him the hurdy gurdy and he loads it on the back end of Dynamite, he whistles for Clea and him and monkey go riding out of town toward the Ranch with no Name.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Stoney see OT put the paper in his pocket and ride outta the ranch like a man on a mission.  "Wonder what he's up to." 

Stoney sees the plug from trinity's mouth on the floor and since he know where that came from, decides to open a fresh jug.

Seein' the new PO and general store, Pete gets to thinking this ranch may need a jail and a sherrif.  Not the kind of law provided by that sheep lovin' Marshal neither.

Thant's enough thinkng for now.

Stoney take another pull from the jug and concentrates on that warm feeling that is moving throughout his body.  As he drifts off to sleep the name "Sherrif Stoney" crosses his lips.  Then a song from nowhere runs through his muddled mind as sleep takes him.

Stoney's Roundup
Right here every day
Stoney's  Roundup
come on, it's time to play
There's Slim, the yodeling cowboy
(yo-de-la, you-de-la, yo-de-la)
Bullseye, he's Stoney's horse
(grrr...he's a smart one)
Del the old prospector
and Stoney the man himself
of course
It's time for Stoney's Roundup
He's the very best
He's the rootinest tootinest cowboy
in the wild wild west

Stoney's Roundup
Come on, gather round
Stoney's Roundup
Where nobody wears a frown
Bad guys go running
Whenever he's in town
He's the rootinest, tootinest, shootinest, hootinest cowboy around
Stoney's Roundup

Marshall Who's been glassing from the DCR, Saddles up Da Sheep, N heads for the Ranch with No name.

Arriving, He frees Trinity, sets His plan into motion.

Marshall cleans out Demonico's wood stove N fuels it up with some 'special additive.   heh, Heh, HEH!

Meanwhile Da Sheep pours Sheep Dip into the Horse trough.   Butts Stoneypete into the Sheep dip.

Marshall says, "If'n ya want to be a Sheriff, Dats OK, Ya shoulda free--ed Trinity first.  What kinda Law-dog are Ya anyhow?

Nobody ask You to love the sheep--get your own.  Some love Cattle, Ah love wimmin, Ya ain't one of dem 'funnyboys' are Yeh".

Now don't be takin this wrong, ifin Yeh wan't of be a Sheriff Yeh gotta protect the whole flock, whether You like Em or not.

Sheep gives Stony a big kiss N pulles Him out of the horse trough, congratulations on Yer new job Sheriff.  Its a tough job, somebody's gotta do it.

Come on Sheep, time to get back to the Dynomite Chicken Ranch.

Marshall teleports back to the DCR.

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[Delmonico]

<authors note, the sheep marshall is behind again, Trinity's been free fer most a day, perhaps someone should call him and keep him up to date and teach him some new tricks>

[Trinity]

<Arthur's note: I thought it was Stinky Del. Or was it Stinky Pete? I get cornfused sometimes.  >

<Arthur's note2: Did I miss it when Trinity's arms were shackled?    >

Trinity didn't read well.

"Ah kin too raid!  In fact, Ah was a-skimmin'.  That's what them fancy school folk call raidin' fast!"

[Trinity]

I think them gals was going to walk down to Del's new store and see if'n  he had any sasperella sodas, they should be back in a few minutes, they said all the rest of the girls and ms collinwoods would be hear bout sundown to have a great big victory party for you a winning the race. said they had made a potted meat statue of you in you racing outfit to celebrate

"Woooo hooooooooo!!  Mah ver' own lahkness in potted meat.  Ah kain' believe it!

"Ah wonner what ol' OT took outta tha paper.  Ah hope it weren't tha good pictures!"

[Ozark Tracker]

Ozark the monkey & Clea come riding into the yard,  The dog and monkey do a Barbarosa spin for everybody on the porch and he gets off.

Ozark climbs down off his mule Dynamite and reaches up behind the saddle and retrieves 10 bunny rabbits that the monkey bulldoged on the way home.  That little fellar and his dog, can bulldog a rabbit in a heartbeat,

[Trinity]

Trinity delights in the monkey show.  "Do it agin!  Do it agin!!!"

[Delmonico]

Delmonico looks out the kitchen window, "Hmmmmf, now we're gonna have mokey poop around."

[Ozark Tracker]

The monkey dusts off and walks up the porch m takes off his gloves and sticks out his furry little hand to Trinity and tips his hat.

The fellar sent a letter along with him, said he was a good little monkey, excepting when he gets mad at ya, then he flings monkey poop

the monkey goes out in the yard and detects a faint ordor of sheep and tosses a handful of monkey poop in the direction he left.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico says, "Ok if he don't like sheep he can stay.  But if he flings poop at me, I'll take him over to the "2 Guns" thread and let Arcey deep fat fry him."

[Trinity]

The monkey dusts off and walks up the porch m takes off his gloves and sticks out his furry little hand to Trinity and tips his hat.

The fellar sent a letter along with him, said he was a good little monkey, excepting when he gets mad at ya, then he flings monkey poop

the monkey goes out in the yard and detects a faint ordor of sheep and tosses a handful of monkey poop in the direction he left.

<<What are you trying to say?  Are you implying that Trinity doesn't tip well or at all?   >>

[Ozark Tracker]

(authors note;  Del I found this sign about 20 years ago while metal detecting,  we were in an old town that had almost become a ghost town and we found this in what had been the downtown area. they had had a fire years bdfore that burned most of the downtown in the 40's and they had never rebuilt, just cleaned up a little and left it. I found it buried about 10 inches deep,
 when do suppose this sign was used?  I know the town had been there since before the turn of the 1900's but I just wondered what you thought?)

[Delmonico]

<Author's Note; By the stye of the sign and the fact it say motors, I'd guess early 20th century.  Most likely mean them hit and miss stationary type.>

[Ozark Tracker]

The monkey walks actoss the porch tips one of Trinity's  jug and sips a little, in a split second he runs up the porch across the roof, jumps to the barn, down the side of the barn and jumps in the horse trough, he comes up spiting water. jumps out and goes to the hammock and lays down.

I reckon he ain't used to hard cider

[Delmonico]

<author's Note:  We still have them out here, this is on Nebraska 183, 'tween Taylor and Basset, 'bout 50 some miles from either town.  The building near the Highway is the Post Office/Gas Station/Store/Bar, the other building is where the folks that own it live.

Rose P.O. been by it many a time. Have bought sodas there.  Never mind the round thing in the pictures, them's just Newbrassky crop Circles, we gots hundreds of them round the state, but we don't get excited 'bout them. >

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[Trinity]

<author's Note:  We still have them out here, this is on Nebraska 183, 'tween Taylor and Basset, 'bout 50 some miles from either town.  The building near the Highway is the Post Office/Gas Station/Store/Bar, the other building is where the folks that own it live.

Rose P.O. been by it many a time. Have bought sodas there.  Never mind the round thing in the pictures, them's just Newbrassky crop Circles, we gots hundreds of them round the state, but we don't get excited 'bout them. >

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[Trinity]

"Git outta mah hammock, dern' monkey!  That's mah place...  OUT!  An go fahnd yer dawg.  He was makin' eyes at one of Dukes wives!"

[Delmonico]

<Authors note, the hazards of workin' and such, someone came in and I fergot. >

[Stoney Pete]

<authors note, the sheep marshall is behind again, Trinity's been free fer most a day, perhaps someone should call him and keep him up to date and teach him some new tricks>

<<Not only is he behind, but he can tell a man plans from a spy glass.    Then this useless "lawman" stands around while a sleeping unarmed man is attacked.  >>
Stoney awakes from the dream with at start.  His clothes are still clean.   The sheep lovin marshall had not come.  I gotta take it easy on the squeezin's.

Stoney makes breakfast with eggs, bacon, sausage, buscuits and coffee then heads out to the porch to enjoy his meal.  He removes the jelly beans shells from his shotgun on puts on the rocksalt loads.  It was just a dream he tells himself, but there ain't no reason to be unprepared.