Author Topic: Newbrassky (Read 1828584 times)

Trinity · « **Reply #6780 on:** June 20, 2006, 05:52:06 PM »

Suddenly he hears somebody in the kitchen and runs to investigate, in the hopes that someone will have prepared some food. He is quite a distance away, but like a cat can hear a can opener, Trinity can hear rummaging around in the icebox.

<<And you thought he would dive in again, didn't you?>>

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #6781 on:** June 20, 2006, 05:58:04 PM »

Naw! I knew you thought that fishes momma was just a waiting for ya to jump back in.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #6782 on:** June 20, 2006, 08:58:22 PM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on June 20, 2006, 05:58:04 PM

Naw! I knew you thought that fishes momma was just a waiting for ya to jump back in.

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Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #6783 on:** June 21, 2006, 09:40:20 AM »

<Arthur's note: Re-enactment of Jonah and da BIG fish.

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Slim puts the milch and eggs in the icebox. He puts on a fresh pot of coffee.

Delmonico · « **Reply #6784 on:** June 21, 2006, 10:18:01 AM »

Delmonico glides up to the house with his Steam Traction Engine, "there is flatened racoons all over out there." A few days of this heat and we'll be able to have a F.R.I.S.B.E.E. Day."

<Author's Note. Be sure you flatten them first, my brother tried it the other day with one that had not been flattened, it exploded on him. Luckly he was usin' a back-hoe.>

Trinity · « **Reply #6785 on:** June 21, 2006, 05:54:40 PM »

Trinity wakes up full of excitement and run outside without eating breakfast first. He collects Bird Thang, Monkey, Sheep, The Cat and Frankenbird and they all begin putting together a large pile of wood and gather enough extra to last all night. Next he removes all of his clothes and practices his naked summer solstice dance.

Delmonico · « **Reply #6786 on:** June 21, 2006, 05:58:16 PM »

Delmonico comes in all excited, we fergot to go to Eastern Newbrassky, but I found three burr oaks up in a bend on the Dismal. We gots to be there by dark.

Silver Creek Slim · « **Reply #6787 on:** June 21, 2006, 06:03:34 PM »

"Now, things are gettin' strange."

Trinity · « **Reply #6788 on:** June 21, 2006, 06:04:29 PM »

"What 'bout all this hair fahr wood?"

Delmonico · « **Reply #6789 on:** June 21, 2006, 06:21:19 PM »

Delmonico unbacks the fire in the Steam Traction Engine, shovels in a couple shovelfuls of coal and hooks up a wagon.

Toss it in the wagon and get up in the cab with me.

Delmonico · « **Reply #6790 on:** June 21, 2006, 06:22:53 PM »

"Uhhh, Trinity, put yer clothes and boots back on till we get there, ya see this iron door, I got to open it once in a while and throw in more coal, sparks sometimes come out."

Trinity · « **Reply #6791 on:** June 21, 2006, 06:27:12 PM »

"Good idear! Kin all tha critters come with us? Whar's Duke, his wives an' pups?"

Delmonico · « **Reply #6792 on:** June 21, 2006, 06:32:38 PM »

"Load em up, but ya might want to tie up Duke when we get there, he has such a cold nose."

Trinity · « **Reply #6793 on:** June 21, 2006, 06:48:30 PM »

"He don' come sniffin' roun' me. Tha last tahm he did, he left a-whimperin'. Ah din' touch him, honest!"

Delmonico · « **Reply #6794 on:** June 21, 2006, 06:52:43 PM »

"Maybe we should stop and pick up the sheepherder, 'bout time he repented and became a Druid like us."

Forty Rod · « **Reply #6795 on:** June 21, 2006, 06:57:11 PM »

As of right now I officiously don't know none of you guys.

I'm weird, but you all? Lordamighty.

Trinity, you...put...your...clothes...on or I'll tell Ray Stevens an' Ma!!!

Trinity · « **Reply #6796 on:** June 21, 2006, 07:01:53 PM »

"Ah done put mah clothes back on. Raght after that spark touched mah.... laig, Ah finally dee-cided ta take Dail's suggestion.

"Dail, Ah don' see tha sheepherder nowheres. Ah thought he maght be a-lurkin' somewhere's, but he ain'. Ah'll bet he's already thayre."

Delmonico · « **Reply #6797 on:** June 21, 2006, 07:04:07 PM »

"Nope he's not lurkin' no where I went and checked, yer right maybe he has repented."

Trinity · « **Reply #6798 on:** June 21, 2006, 07:12:19 PM »

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #6799 on:** June 21, 2006, 07:13:44 PM »

Ozark comes running out to see what's going on. he sees everbody loaded into the wagon and on the steam engine, he gets his possibles bag and loads up in the wagon.

Are we a going Swimming?

?? we are going swimming ain't we?

??

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