Author Topic: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm (Read 85161 times)

Trinity · « **Reply #80 on:** June 10, 2006, 09:29:18 PM »

"Ah ain' wearin' no dress! AIN' AIN' AIN'!"

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #81 on:** June 10, 2006, 09:53:04 PM »

with much pomp and cirdumstance, Trinity becomes the first male graduet of the charm school, he is now ready to be suave and debonare and meet the ladies and gentlemen fo the world.

Delmonico · « **Reply #82 on:** June 10, 2006, 10:15:53 PM »

He wore a black teddy with red lace to school.

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Sod Buster · « **Reply #83 on:** June 11, 2006, 01:49:24 PM »

Quote from: Montana Darlin on June 10, 2006, 04:18:54 PM

Sodbuster, leave those bird droppings alone, quit putting them on others' vehicles.

I'm testing them as fertilizer.

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Now for todays etiquette lesson, sitting up straight in proper dress.................

I ain't got a "proper dress" and I ain't wearing one anyway. Trinity is the pretty one!

Delmonico · « **Reply #84 on:** June 11, 2006, 02:02:10 PM »

Guess what, it's no mulberry seadon in Newbrassky, the time of year that the bird poop turns PURPLE

litl rooster · « **Reply #85 on:** June 11, 2006, 02:14:00 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on June 11, 2006, 02:02:10 PM

Guess what, it's no mulberry seadon in Newbrassky, the time of year that the bird poop turns PURPLE

Between them and the black berry's your right. The trees are full of Mulberry's here. Why does the children song say Mulberry bush?

Delmonico · « **Reply #86 on:** June 11, 2006, 02:45:44 PM »

Cause they can be kept trimed down as a bush if ye keep at them.

Trinity · « **Reply #87 on:** June 11, 2006, 09:22:44 PM »

"Ah ain' no lil Mary!"

Delmonico · « **Reply #88 on:** June 11, 2006, 09:29:03 PM »

Delmonico wouln't tolerate a litl Mary in his cook camp that wore a black teddy with red lace.

Trinity · « **Reply #89 on:** June 11, 2006, 09:47:26 PM »

I would hope not!

Montana Darlin · « **Reply #90 on:** June 13, 2006, 11:56:52 AM »

Quote from: Trinity on June 10, 2006, 09:29:18 PM

"Ah ain' wearin' no dress! AIN' AIN' AIN'!"

Trinity, you don't have to wear a dress to graduation, all I ask is that you are properly dressed in your Sunday best, on your best behavior.

Montana Darlin · « **Reply #91 on:** June 13, 2006, 12:00:24 PM »

Quote from: Sod Buster on June 11, 2006, 01:49:24 PM

I'm testing them as fertilizer.

It's called chicken litter, and believe it or not I do know someone that litl rooster used to work for that fed chicken litter to his cattle. You'd have to ask him all about it, he loved feeding it, roflmao

Delmonico · « **Reply #92 on:** June 13, 2006, 12:01:42 PM »

Quote from: Montana Darlin on June 13, 2006, 11:56:52 AM

Trinity, you don't have to wear a dress to graduation, all I ask is that you are properly dressed in your Sunday best, on your best behavior.

As much chance of the former as the latter.

Delmonico · « **Reply #93 on:** June 13, 2006, 12:02:55 PM »

BTW is Kitty Litter when you get caught throwin' a cat out of the car winder.

Montana Darlin · « **Reply #94 on:** June 13, 2006, 12:14:06 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on June 13, 2006, 12:02:55 PM

BTW is Kitty Litter when you get caught throwin' a cat out of the car winder.

That's what I heard.

Delmonico · « **Reply #95 on:** June 13, 2006, 12:48:32 PM »

I'm going to be serious here for a bit, there is one thing thats worries me.

They make olive oil out of olives, they make soy bean oil out of soy beans, peanut oil out of peanuts and corn oil out of corn, so what do they make baby oil out of.

Anyway I think Trinity should wear the dress to grady-ation, heck them dancin' shoes is still glued to his feet, why they would look funny with a clawhammer coat and tie.

Trinity · « **Reply #96 on:** June 13, 2006, 07:01:37 PM »

"Ah done tore tha shoes offa mah feet. They's a little bloody an' Ah kain' walk, but least Ah don' have them shoes on!

"Miss Montana, is this ok fer gradgitation?"

litl rooster · « **Reply #97 on:** June 14, 2006, 03:46:21 AM »

Trinity, You might want to go back to the Pimp suit, Betwenz Miz Montana tryin' to educate you and me tryn' to make you a bisnezz man you need to dress impotanat.

Trinity · « **Reply #98 on:** June 14, 2006, 08:48:34 PM »

OK...

Montana Darlin · « **Reply #99 on:** June 14, 2006, 09:49:16 PM »

The "pimp" suit is fine, if that is your sunday best.

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