Author Topic: Miss Montana Darling's Southern School of Charm (Read 86616 times)

Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #140 on:** August 04, 2006, 09:54:49 PM »

I hate to say it but, I think Darth went into this chase about half baked

Delmonico · « **Reply #141 on:** August 05, 2006, 08:58:47 AM »

He should have stayed in his former job of Cobbler.

Montana Darlin · « **Reply #142 on:** August 05, 2006, 12:23:15 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on August 04, 2006, 09:28:44 PM

The eller-funk runs into Miz Montana's School of Charm and peeks over the dressing room at the ladies who are changin' clothes. The screams scare it off and it departs for parts unkown, runnin' over the Darth Tater along the way.

Miss Montana finds the run away eller funk and smacks him on the trumpet,

If you are going to be in MY then you are going to behave like a decent eller funk, now quit rampaging thru threads, walk calmly and no one will know you are there.

The eller funk calmly walks out of Miss Montana's charm school and head over to Trinity Land.

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Ozark Tracker · « **Reply #143 on:** August 05, 2006, 08:37:26 PM »

miss Montana puts a new line on the sign outside,

Charm taught to anybody or any animal.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #144 on:** August 13, 2006, 04:20:50 AM »

Quote from: Ozark Tracker on August 05, 2006, 08:37:26 PM

miss Montana puts a new line on the sign outside,

Charm taught to anybody or any animal.

Da Sheep see sign, throws dynomite into the 'Charm School' blowing it to smitherines.

Black, souty, Ms Montana staggers out falls straight into the trough of Sheep Dip.

Marshal tips hat, N rides off on Da Sheep.

litl rooster · « **Reply #145 on:** August 13, 2006, 07:01:49 AM »

There will be Hell to pay now.........................................................

Delmonico · « **Reply #146 on:** August 13, 2006, 08:39:34 AM »

I tolt ya sheep herders had no manners, as well as no originallity.

Trinity · « **Reply #147 on:** August 13, 2006, 09:50:45 AM »

Was that yet another dynamite / sheep dip combo?

Delmonico · « **Reply #148 on:** August 13, 2006, 09:57:29 AM »

Yep, but he left out the 10 ga.

Anyone who would be so mean to Miz Montana would eat sheep poop.

I think she'll just shoot him in the back, that would be real charmin'.

Trinity · « **Reply #149 on:** August 13, 2006, 10:01:02 AM »

She probably won't stop at the back shooting. She'll probably pull out a machete.

litl rooster · « **Reply #150 on:** August 13, 2006, 10:19:14 AM »

Quote from: Trinity on August 13, 2006, 09:50:45 AM

Was that yet another dynamite / sheep dip combo?

Super size it with a 10 ga....................................extra 49 centabo's

Trinity · « **Reply #151 on:** August 13, 2006, 01:13:44 PM »

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #152 on:** August 13, 2006, 01:31:14 PM »

Quote from: Trinity on August 13, 2006, 09:50:45 AM

Was that yet another dynamite / sheep dip combo?

Let the Carnage begin.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #153 on:** August 13, 2006, 01:56:33 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on August 13, 2006, 09:57:29 AM

Yep, but he left out the 10 ga. Anyone who would be so mean to Miz Montana would eat sheep poop.

I think she'll just shoot him in the back, that would be real charmin'.

Ah always said You'ts was a no good low down bushwhacken, backshootin Cantancerous, Crackpot Cosie.

Now Ya done confirmed It by Yer own words.

Cosies, Spit.

Delmonico · « **Reply #154 on:** August 13, 2006, 03:28:01 PM »

Never said I had any problem shootin' someone in the back, makes a lot of sense. Long Live Tom Horn, the best Gunfighter in the Old West.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #155 on:** August 13, 2006, 05:41:55 PM »

Quote from: Delmonico on August 13, 2006, 03:28:01 PM

Never said I had any problem shootin' someone in the back, makes a lot of sense. Long Live Tom Horn, the best Gunfighter in the Old West.

If memery serves Me right He was hung by neck till dead.

Trinity · « **Reply #156 on:** August 13, 2006, 07:03:03 PM »

Naw. That was the other Tom Horn.

Delmonico · « **Reply #157 on:** August 13, 2006, 09:03:18 PM »

Just cause he was framed for a killin' he didn't do, he was too good to have shot that kid by accident.

He got Isom Dart/Ned Huddleson out in front of his cabin peein'.

Jim Miller got Pat Garrett when he was peein' also, 'member that next time ya got to take a pee, Delmonico might be there with his Low-Wall in 22 WCF.

Marshal harpoluke · « **Reply #158 on:** August 14, 2006, 12:46:36 AM »

Quote from: Delmonico on August 13, 2006, 09:03:18 PM

Just cause he was framed for a killin' he didn't do, he was too good to have shot that kid by accident. He got Isom Dart/Ned Huddleson out in front of his cabin peein'.

Jim Miller got Pat Garrett when he was peein' also, 'member that next time ya got to take a pee, Delmonico might be there with his Low-Wall in 22 WCF.

Sauce for the Goose, Sauce for Da Gander! When You'sts is wizzing, 10ga. Rock Salt.

heh, Heh, HEH!

Delmonico · « **Reply #159 on:** August 14, 2006, 10:03:47 AM »

Don't think rock salt works out at 250 yards.

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